100 Pokemon Jokes to Make You Laugh Out Loud

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Slang & Language Enthusiast

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Welcome to the ultimate collection of Pokémon jokes that will have you and your friends rolling on the floor with laughter! Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or just someone who loves a good chuckle, this blog post is your Pokédex of hilarity. From the classic showdowns in the gym to the wild adventures in the tall grass, Pokémon has been sparking imaginations and tickling funny bones for over two decades.

Remember the days when your biggest worry was whether you had enough Poké Balls to catch them all? Or when the phrase “Pikachu, I choose you!” could send a wave of excitement through your spine? We’ve captured that nostalgic joy and packed it into a series of rib-tickling jokes that celebrate the lighter side of the Pokémon world.

Puns, one-liners, and playful jabs await as you embark on this laughter-filled journey through the different regions. From the frosty peaks of Sinnoh to the sunny shores of Alola, humor is a universal language, and Pokémon speak it fluently. Get ready to discover 100 jokes that are super effective at causing an uproar of giggles. So, grab your favorite Poké-snack, settle in, and let’s get ready to rumble with laughter because these jokes are no mere tall tales from Unova—they’re a comedic super potion designed to defeat any bad mood.

As you flip through this collection, you’ll find jokes that resonate with your inner child, and the joy that comes with a good, clean Pokémon joke. Share them with friends at a party, or be the champion of humor at your next get-together. Who knows, you might just find yourself crowned the class clown at the next Trainer meetup!

  1. Why did Pikachu get a job at the power plant? Because he was a natural at charging up the place!
  2. Why don’t you want to shower with a Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!
  3. What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers? Geek-achu!
  4. Why was Meowth afraid of the jungle? Because of all the Paras!
  5. How do you get a group of Pokemon to move? You Poke ’em on!
  6. What game do Pokemon like to play? Hide and Sneak Attack!
  7. What do you call an Alolan Pokemon in the Arctic? Lost.
  8. What do you call a scout Pikachu? Dora the Explorachu!
  9. Why was the Pokemon trainer bad at school? He kept trying to catch ’em all instead of studying for tests.
  10. What’s a Pokemon fan’s favorite place to go in France? Paras!
  11. What do you call a low-fat Pokemon? Butter-free.
  12. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired—like a Doduo!
  13. What do you get when you cross a Pikachu and a Charizard? A Shock and Awe-izard!
  14. Why don’t Pokemon get along with computers? They’re always trying to take a byte out of them.
  15. What do you call an artistic Pokemon? A Pic-ass-o!
  16. Why did the Wailmer cross the road? To get to the other tide!
  17. Why did the Squirtle cross the road? To shell-ebrate on the other side!
  18. How does a Pokemon trainer clean their glasses? With a Lickitung!
  19. Why did the Pokemon stay inside the pokeball? It was too Ghastly out!
  20. Why was the Pokemon trainer an excellent judge? He knew how to Pikachoose!
  21. What’s a Pokemon’s favorite TV show? “Game of Throws.”
  22. Why was the Pokemon band turned down? Their music had too many Clef-fables.
  23. What do you call a Pokemon that can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke!
  24. Why did Ash go to school? For the Electabuzz!
  25. What do you call a detective Pokemon? Look-achu!
  26. What’s a Pokemon’s favorite dance? The Jigglypuff-jive!
  27. Why did Charmander go to the doctor? Because he had a burn!
  28. Why did Ash get a ladder? To reach the high Haunter areas.
  29. What’s a Pokemon’s favorite Oreo part? The Double Stuf-isk!
  30. Why did the Arbok go to school? To learn hiss-tory.
  31. How do you organize a space party? You planet with Lunatone and Solrock!
  32. Why did the trainer carry a ladder? He wanted to catch some high level Pokemon.
  33. Why don’t Grimer and Muk ever gossip? Because they can’t stand dirty talk.
  34. What do you call a storm of Pokemon? A Gastly hurricane.
  35. Why was the Pokemon trainer good at basketball? He always catches ’em all.
  36. What do you call a funny group of electric Pokemon? A comedy current.
  37. Why don’t Psychic Pokemon like to battle? They get Psyduck.
  38. What did the judge say to the skunk? Odor in the court, as usual.
  39. What’s a Pokemon’s favorite blockbuster? Star Wartortle.
  40. Why do Pokemon like to watch the news? For the weather Castform.
  41. What’s an electric Pokemon’s favorite car part? The spark plug.
  42. How does Snorlax block the road? By laying down the Snorlaw.
  43. Why don’t you want to fight a rock Pokemon? Because you’ll get Graveler-ed!
  44. What’s a ghost-type Pokemon’s favorite dessert? Booberries.
  45. Why was the Pokémon actor so good at his job? He always played his Onix-pected role perfectly.
  46. Why couldn’t the trainer find his Kadabra? Because it teleported to Abra-cadabra!
  47. What’s a Pokemon’s favorite classic book? “Great Bulba-saur’s.”
  48. Why do fire-fighting Pokémon stay calm under pressure? Because they don’t panic, they Pyroar!
  49. What do you call a sleeping Bulbasaur? A bulldozer.
  50. Why did Team Rocket get a ladder? To reach the top of the Rattata-s.
  51. What’s a Pokemon’s favorite kind of shoes? Sneak-ers!
  52. Why did the Pokémon stay out of the kitchen? It couldn’t stand the Heatmor.
  53. Why did the Drowzee go to the party? To have some dreamy fun!
  54. How do you know if a Pokémon is well-read? It’s got lots of bookmarks!
  55. Why did Eevee go to school? To evolve its knowledge!
  56. What’s a Pokemon’s preferred instrument? The trump-Ekans!
  57. Why did the Ditto cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
  58. What do you call a Pokémon who’s in charge of the time? A Clocksire!
  59. Why did the Magnemite join a band? It had electric vibes!
  60. How does a Pikachu say goodbye? “Volt-astic to meet you, but I gotta charge!”
  61. What do you call a spooky Pokemon? A Haunt-er!
  62. Why couldn’t the bicycle finish the race? It was two-tired, even for a Dragonite!
  63. Why don’t you give a Pokémon a balloon? Because it will Lettyba!
  64. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a Mightyena? Frost-bite!
  65. Why don’t Pokemon get wet? They Doduo their best to avoid showers!
  66. How does a Pokemon trainer decide who to marry? They throw a Pokéball and if they say, “I choose you!” it’s meant to be.
  67. What’s a Pokemon’s favorite play? “The Taming of the Shroomish.”
  68. How did the trainer cure the Pokéflu? With a potion!
  69. What do you call a bird Pokemon that’s under the weather? Ill-Peck!
  70. What’s a trainer’s favorite Beatles song? “I want to hold your Sandshrew.”
  71. What kind of photos does a Pokémon take? Pikachurates!
  72. What’s a Pokémon’s favorite place to go on vacation? New Yorkie City!
  73. Why did the Machamp go to the gym? It wanted to become a Machoke!
  74. Why was the Ground-type Pokémon always prepared? It kept everything Onix-pected!
  75. What’s the best way to talk to a giant Pokémon? Use a mega-phone!
  76. What do you call a water Pokémon that can play the guitar? A rock-and-Rollout!
  77. How do Pokémon stay in shape? They run on the treadmills.
  78. Why did the Pokémon trainer open a bakery? Because he was a master at catching dough!
  79. How do you make a Pikachu smile? Tell it electri-funny jokes!
  80. What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of coffee? Espressonat!
  81. Why did the Pokémon refuse to look at the map? It didn’t want to Spoink the surprise!
  82. What’s a Pokémon’s least favorite type of music? Rap-idash!
  83. Why was the Tangela upset at the computer? It got caught in the World Wide Web!
  84. How does a Ghost-type Pokémon eat its food? By goblin it down!
  85. Why did the Oshawott refuse to share? It was shellfish!
  86. Why did the Smeargle stop painting? It had a creative block!
  87. What’s a Pokémon’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Much Ado About Nuzleaf.”
  88. Why did the Cyndaquil feel warm? Because it had a lot of quilts!
  89. What’s a Pokémon’s favorite food at a BBQ? Char-manderdogs!
  90. Why don’t Pokémon get lost in the woods? They always have a map by their Bellsprout.
  91. How do you make a Water-type Pokémon mad? Poke it with a Seaking stick.
  92. Why are Psychic-type Pokémon so good at sports? They always play with their A-game.
  93. How does a Pokémon trainer keep their pants up? With a Pokebelt!
  94. Why did the Hoothoot stop telling jokes? It only got two hoots!
  95. What did the Pokémon say at the dance? “I’m here to Kricketune!”
  96. Why was the Exeggcute always stressed? It couldn’t escape the scramble.
  97. What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? “Let’s rock!”
  98. Why do Pokémon avoid the beach? Because they might get Sand-attacked!
  99. What do you call a dancing Ghost-type Pokémon? Boogie-woogie!
  100. How does a trainer know their Pokémon is telling a joke? When it’s a little Farfetch’d!

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