15+ Slang Words For Urine (And How To Use Them)

Through urine, your body can let out bodily fluids and toxins. It's your body's natural defense. Don't hold it; just let it go. Read the list below for hipper, cooler slang words for urine.

Slang Words for Urine (in Alphabetical Order)

Back Teeth are Floating

Meaning:

  • (Expression) The urge to pee is so strong as if the fluid has risen to the back of one’s teeth.
  • Example: While in the queue for the bathroom, Steffi let the next girl go first than her because even she can feel the girl’s back teeth are floating.

Drain the Dragon

Meaning:

  • (Verb) A street slang for a man urinating. 
  • Example: Cameron asked me to stop the car because he needed to drain the dragon.

Flat-Rocking

Meaning:

  • (Verb) To urinate with a lot of sound and force.
  • Example: The public men's room is always disgusting. I hate being around men flat-rocking.

Gnat's Piss

Meaning:

  • (Noun) A drink that has no taste which is not even worth drinking.
  • Example: When Cheryl went to the party, she did not expect to be served with gnat’s piss like iced tea. She wanted liquor.

Golden Shower

Meaning:

  • (Verb) The fetish of urinating on someone while pleasured sexually.
  • Example: The gorgeous escort prepared herself as the client requested to golden shower with her.

Having a Slash

Meaning:

  • (Verb) A slang expression for urinating.
  • Example: Mike has such good luck. He was having a slash when the teacher called his name for oral participation.

Number One

Meaning:

  • (Expression) A conversational code for urinating. Number two is for defecating.
  • Example: 

Person 1: I’ll go ahead and use the bathroom. 

Person 2: Can I use it first? I’ll just do number one and I’ll be quick.


Piss

Meaning:

  • (Verb) A less formal way to say urinating.
  • Example: JB’s cats need some potty training because they just piss anywhere.

Piss Off 

Meaning:

  • (Verb) To provoke someone to anger.
  • Example: Katie and Minnie piss me off because they just use my clothes without asking permission.

Pot to Piss In

Meaning:

  • (Noun) An expression that pictures poverty at its most extreme form.
  • Example: Being a widow, Aunt Joan has to work hard night and day to have a pot to piss in.

Spend a Penny

Meaning:

  • (Verb) A British expression for urinating. This dated back to the 1800s when United Kingdom’s first public toilets required a penny for use.
  • Example: Bonnie’s mom taught her to spend a penny before leaving the house so that she won’t have to go while on the road.

Split the Whiskers

Meaning:

  • (Verb) An expression reserved for ladies while urinating. Whiskers are said to be the pubic hair that parts during the act.
  • Example: It was her first time to split her whiskers while in a friend’s house.

Take a Leak

Meaning:

  • (Noun) Another conversational way to say urinating that dates back to a song from the 1900s popularized as an expression during World War I.
  • Example: Leonard is taking a leak more often because he’s nervous about his PhD presentation.

Tinkle

Meaning:

  • (Verb) While being a verb, tinkle emphasizes more on the unmistakable distinct sound of urination.
  • Example: Don’t tell Mom Brad tinkled in the backyard. I tried to clean it as much as I could.

Wee Wee

Meaning:

  • (Verb) Another expression with reference to urination’s sound, this is typically used among children.
  • Example: The kindergarten teacher asked the class if anyone wanted to wee wee before they entered the zoo.

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