Why don’t appetizers ever get lost? They always start at the beginning of the menu!
What do you call an appetizer that doesn’t show up? A “missing starter!”
Why was the appetizer always in a hurry? It wanted to get a head start.
What do you call an appetizer in a suit? Dressing on the side!
Why do appetizers make great secrets? They’re good at staying under wraps.
What’s an appetizer’s favorite game? Bite and seek!
Why did the appetizer go to therapy? It needed to “un-dip” its problems.
How do you make an appetizer laugh? Crack-er a joke!
What did one appetizer say to the other at the party? “Let’s dip before the main course arrives!”
Why don’t appetizers ever get full? Because they’re just a “tease”!
What do you call a nosy appetizer? A snoop dip!
Why did the appetizer open a bank account? To save some cheddar!
What do you call a tired appetizer? A rest-aurant starter.
How do you throw a space-themed appetizer party? You planet with moon cheese and starfruit!
What’s an appetizer’s favorite sport? Bowl-ing for soup.
Why did the appetizer write a book? To add some flavor to the story!
What do you call an appetizer that’s into fitness? A gym dip!
Why did the appetizer go to school? To become a scholar-ship dip!
What did the lazy appetizer do? Nothing, it just sat around on the plate.
What do you call a magical appetizer? A Houdini hummus!
Why was the appetizer cold? It was a little chili.
How do you keep an appetizer from running away? You put it on a short leash.
What’s an appetizer’s favorite dance move? The dip!
Why don’t appetizers ever start trouble? They prefer to “plate” it safe!
What do you get if you cross an appetizer with an insect? Mozzarella sticks!
What do you call an appetizer that’s in charge? The “head cheese.”
Why did the appetizer join the orchestra? To play the dinner bell!
What’s an appetizer’s favorite kind of dog? A pug-ita!
How do appetizers greet each other? “Hey there, good lookin’ what’s cookin’?”
What did the appetizer wear to the wedding? A bow-tie pasta!
Why do appetizers never get old? Because they’re always fresh!
How do you keep appetizers from fighting? You separate them with toothpicks!
What do appetizers do at a meeting? They “address the board.”
Why was the appetizer always happy? It was stuffed with joy.
What’s an appetizer’s life goal? To make it to the main course.
Why did the appetizer go to the gym? To get “buff-a-lo wings.”
What do you call an appetizer that doesn’t work? A “fired” chicken wing.
How do appetizers follow the law? They always “serve” time.
What’s a ghost’s favorite appetizer? Boo-scetta!
Why was the appetizer so clingy? It had lots of “attachment” issues.
How do you organize an appetizer party? You plan a “menu-et” detail!
Why did the appetizer get promoted? It was outstanding in its “field” greens.
What’s an appetizer’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
How do appetizers travel? They take the “scenic roux-te.”
Why was the appetizer scared of the dark? It didn’t want to be eaten!
What did the romantic appetizer say? “I only have fries for you.”
Why did the appetizer start a charity? To give back to the “grate” community.
What do you call an appetizer in disguise? Incog-nacho!
What’s an appetizer’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man!”
How do appetizers stay in touch? Through the “grape-vine.”
What did the appetizer say in the mirror? “I’m looking ‘grate’ today!”
What do you call an unreliable appetizer? Flaky pastry!
What’s an appetizer’s favorite science? Plate-tonics.
Why don’t appetizers get lost? Because they follow the breadcrumb trail.
What do you call an educated appetizer? Well-bread!
What do appetizers read? Bite-sized stories.
Why are appetizers good at math? They’re great at dividing portions.
How do you fix a broken appetizer? With cheese and crackers.
What did the appetizer say to the chef? “I’m in your hands now!”
What do you call an appetizer with a cold? Achoo-cho!
Why was the appetizer sent to the principal’s office? For “spreading” rumors.
What did the grape say to the cheese? “Let’s get together and make a great appetizer!”
What’s an appetizer’s favorite kind of movie? Anything cheesy!
Why did the appetizer go to art class? To learn about “plate”-ing.
What do you call an appetizer on a boat? A sea-food sampler!
Why did the appetizer avoid the Internet? It didn’t want to be “screened.”
What did the bread say to the butter? “You’re on a roll as an appetizer!”
How do you know when an appetizer is sad? When it loses its “zest.”
Why did the appetizer take a nap? It was “wrap”-ped up in a blanket.
What do you call a fish that’s an appetizer? A snackarel!
Why did the appetizer go to the shrink? It had too many “layers.”
How does an appetizer answer the phone? “Yellow, cheese speaking!”
What did the appetizer do at the disco? It got down and “dippy.”
How do you turn an appetizer into a superhero? Give it a “cape”-er!
What did the corn chip say to the avocado? “Let’s guac and roll!”
Why was the appetizer book so popular? It had great “taste.”
What do you call an appetizer playing football? A snack-ler!
Why did the appetizer go to school? To improve its “taste” in literature.
What’s an appetizer’s favorite vehicle? A snack truck!
Why did the mushroom always get invited as an appetizer? Because he was a fungi!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like an appetizer.
Why don’t appetizers ever play hide and seek? Because good snacks are hard to find.
What do you call a superhero appetizer? Super-Bowl!
Why did the appetizer refuse to share? It had too much “plate” on its mind.
What do you call an exploding appetizer? A ba-boom!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing for the a
What do you call an appetizer that writes poems? A bard-choke!
How do you keep an appetizer from going bad? Keep it chill!
What did the cheese say to the cracker? “Feeling ‘crumby’ today?”
Why are appetizers never lonely? Because they’re always part of a “spread.”
What do you call an appetizer that’s a thief? A snack burglar!
Why did the appetizer complain about the weather? It was too “chilly.”
How do you make an appetizer smile? Give it a little “squeeze” of lemon.
What do appetizers do on a snow day? Chill out!
Why are appetizers great at school? They always pass the taste test!
What’s a nervous appetizer’s favorite drink? Calm-omile tea!
Why was the appetizer so good at football? It really knew how to toss a salad.
What’s an appetizer’s favorite magic spell? Abraca-dip-ra!
Why don’t appetizers ever start anything? They prefer to “plate” safe!