101 Dad Jokes about Appetizer

Why don’t appetizers ever get lost_ They always start at the beginning of the menu!

Why don’t appetizers ever get lost? They always start at the beginning of the menu!

What do you call an appetizer that doesn’t show up_ A _missing starter!

What do you call an appetizer that doesn’t show up? A “missing starter!”

Why was the appetizer always in a hurry_ It wanted to get a head start

Why was the appetizer always in a hurry? It wanted to get a head start.

What do you call an appetizer in a suit_ Dressing on the side!

What do you call an appetizer in a suit? Dressing on the side!

Why do appetizers make great secrets_ They're good at staying under wraps

Why do appetizers make great secrets? They’re good at staying under wraps.

What’s an appetizer’s favorite game_ Bite and seek!

What’s an appetizer’s favorite game? Bite and seek!

Why did the appetizer go to therapy_ It needed to _un-dip_ its problems

Why did the appetizer go to therapy? It needed to “un-dip” its problems.

How do you make an appetizer laugh_ Crack-er a joke!

How do you make an appetizer laugh? Crack-er a joke!

What did one appetizer say to the other at the party_ _Let’s dip before the main course arrives!

What did one appetizer say to the other at the party? “Let’s dip before the main course arrives!”

Why don't appetizers ever get full_ Because they're just a _tease_!

Why don’t appetizers ever get full? Because they’re just a “tease”!

What do you call a nosy appetizer_ A snoop dip!

What do you call a nosy appetizer? A snoop dip!

Why did the appetizer open a bank account_ To save some cheddar!

Why did the appetizer open a bank account? To save some cheddar!

What do you call a tired appetizer_ A rest-aurant starter

What do you call a tired appetizer? A rest-aurant starter.

How do you throw a space-themed appetizer party_ You planet with moon cheese and starfruit!

How do you throw a space-themed appetizer party? You planet with moon cheese and starfruit!

What's an appetizer’s favorite sport_ Bowl-ing for soup

What’s an appetizer’s favorite sport? Bowl-ing for soup.

Why did the appetizer write a book_ To add some flavor to the story!

Why did the appetizer write a book? To add some flavor to the story!

What do you call an appetizer that’s into fitness_ A gym dip!

What do you call an appetizer that’s into fitness? A gym dip!

Why did the appetizer go to school_ To become a scholar-ship dip!

Why did the appetizer go to school? To become a scholar-ship dip!

What did the lazy appetizer do_ Nothing, it just sat around on the plate

What did the lazy appetizer do? Nothing, it just sat around on the plate.

What do you call a magical appetizer_ A Houdini hummus!

What do you call a magical appetizer? A Houdini hummus!

Why was the appetizer cold_ It was a little chili

Why was the appetizer cold? It was a little chili.

How do you keep an appetizer from running away_ You put it on a short leash

How do you keep an appetizer from running away? You put it on a short leash.

What’s an appetizer’s favorite dance move_ The dip!

What’s an appetizer’s favorite dance move? The dip!

Why don’t appetizers ever start trouble_ They prefer to _plate_ it safe!

Why don’t appetizers ever start trouble? They prefer to “plate” it safe!

What do you get if you cross an appetizer with an insect_ Mozzarella sticks!

What do you get if you cross an appetizer with an insect? Mozzarella sticks!

What do you call an appetizer that's in charge_ The _head cheese

What do you call an appetizer that’s in charge? The “head cheese.”

Why did the appetizer join the orchestra_ To play the dinner bell!

Why did the appetizer join the orchestra? To play the dinner bell!

What’s an appetizer’s favorite kind of dog_ A pug-ita!

What’s an appetizer’s favorite kind of dog? A pug-ita!

How do appetizers greet each other_ _Hey there, good lookin' what’s cookin'

How do appetizers greet each other? “Hey there, good lookin’ what’s cookin’?”

What did the appetizer wear to the wedding_ A bow-tie pasta!

What did the appetizer wear to the wedding? A bow-tie pasta!

Why do appetizers never get old_ Because they’re always fresh!

Why do appetizers never get old? Because they’re always fresh!

How do you keep appetizers from fighting_ You separate them with toothpicks!

How do you keep appetizers from fighting? You separate them with toothpicks!

What do appetizers do at a meeting_ They _address the board

What do appetizers do at a meeting? They “address the board.”

Why was the appetizer always happy_ It was stuffed with joy

Why was the appetizer always happy? It was stuffed with joy.

What’s an appetizer’s life goal_ To make it to the main course

What’s an appetizer’s life goal? To make it to the main course.

Why did the appetizer go to the gym_ To get _buff-a-lo wings

Why did the appetizer go to the gym? To get “buff-a-lo wings.”

What do you call an appetizer that doesn’t work_ A _fired_ chicken wing

What do you call an appetizer that doesn’t work? A “fired” chicken wing.

How do appetizers follow the law_ They always _serve_ time

How do appetizers follow the law? They always “serve” time.

What’s a ghost’s favorite appetizer_ Boo-scetta!

What’s a ghost’s favorite appetizer? Boo-scetta!

Why was the appetizer so clingy_ It had lots of _attachment_ issues

Why was the appetizer so clingy? It had lots of “attachment” issues.

How do you organize an appetizer party_ You plan a _menu-et_ detail!

How do you organize an appetizer party? You plan a “menu-et” detail!

Why did the appetizer get promoted_ It was outstanding in its _field_ greens

Why did the appetizer get promoted? It was outstanding in its “field” greens.

What’s an appetizer’s favorite day of the week_ Fry-day!

What’s an appetizer’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!

How do appetizers travel_ They take the "scenic roux-te."

How do appetizers travel? They take the “scenic roux-te.”

Why was the appetizer scared of the dark_ It didn't want to be eaten!

Why was the appetizer scared of the dark? It didn’t want to be eaten!

What did the romantic appetizer say_ _I only have fries for you

What did the romantic appetizer say? “I only have fries for you.”

Why did the appetizer start a charity_ To give back to the _grate_ community

Why did the appetizer start a charity? To give back to the “grate” community.

What do you call an appetizer in disguise_ Incog-nacho!

What do you call an appetizer in disguise? Incog-nacho!

What's an appetizer’s favorite nursery rhyme_ _Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man!

What’s an appetizer’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man!”

How do appetizers stay in touch_ Through the _grape-vine

How do appetizers stay in touch? Through the “grape-vine.”

What did the appetizer say in the mirror_ _I'm looking 'grate' today!

What did the appetizer say in the mirror? “I’m looking ‘grate’ today!”

What do you call an unreliable appetizer_ Flaky pastry!

What do you call an unreliable appetizer? Flaky pastry!

What’s an appetizer’s favorite science_ Plate-tonics

What’s an appetizer’s favorite science? Plate-tonics.

Why don't appetizers get lost_ Because they follow the breadcrumb trail

Why don’t appetizers get lost? Because they follow the breadcrumb trail.

What do you call an educated appetizer_ Well-bread!

What do you call an educated appetizer? Well-bread!

What do appetizers read_ Bite-sized stories

What do appetizers read? Bite-sized stories.

Why are appetizers good at math_ They’re great at dividing portions

Why are appetizers good at math? They’re great at dividing portions.

How do you fix a broken appetizer_ With cheese and crackers

How do you fix a broken appetizer? With cheese and crackers.

What did the appetizer say to the chef_ _I'm in your hands now!

What did the appetizer say to the chef? “I’m in your hands now!”

What do you call an appetizer with a cold_ Achoo-cho!

What do you call an appetizer with a cold? Achoo-cho!

Why was the appetizer sent to the principal's office_ For _spreading_ rumors

Why was the appetizer sent to the principal’s office? For “spreading” rumors.

What did the grape say to the cheese_ _Let’s get together and make a great appetizer!

What did the grape say to the cheese? “Let’s get together and make a great appetizer!”

What's an appetizer's favorite kind of movie_ Anything cheesy!

What’s an appetizer’s favorite kind of movie? Anything cheesy!

Why did the appetizer go to art class_ To learn about _plate_-ing

Why did the appetizer go to art class? To learn about “plate”-ing.

What do you call an appetizer on a boat_ A sea-food sampler!

What do you call an appetizer on a boat? A sea-food sampler!

Why did the appetizer avoid the Internet_ It didn’t want to be _screened

Why did the appetizer avoid the Internet? It didn’t want to be “screened.”

What did the bread say to the butter_ _You’re on a roll as an appetizer!

What did the bread say to the butter? “You’re on a roll as an appetizer!”

How do you know when an appetizer is sad_ When it loses its _zest

How do you know when an appetizer is sad? When it loses its “zest.”

Why did the appetizer take a nap_ It was _wrap_-ped up in a blanket

Why did the appetizer take a nap? It was “wrap”-ped up in a blanket.

What do you call a fish that's an appetizer_ A snackarel!

What do you call a fish that’s an appetizer? A snackarel!

Why did the appetizer go to the shrink_ It had too many _layers

Why did the appetizer go to the shrink? It had too many “layers.”

How does an appetizer answer the phone_ _Yellow, cheese speaking!

How does an appetizer answer the phone? “Yellow, cheese speaking!”

What did the appetizer do at the disco_ It got down and _dippy

What did the appetizer do at the disco? It got down and “dippy.”

How do you turn an appetizer into a superhero_ Give it a _cape_-er!

How do you turn an appetizer into a superhero? Give it a “cape”-er!

What did the corn chip say to the avocado_ _Let’s guac and roll!

What did the corn chip say to the avocado? “Let’s guac and roll!”

Why was the appetizer book so popular_ It had great _taste

Why was the appetizer book so popular? It had great “taste.”

What do you call an appetizer playing football_ A snack-ler!

What do you call an appetizer playing football? A snack-ler!

Why did the appetizer go to school_ To improve its _taste_ in literature

Why did the appetizer go to school? To improve its “taste” in literature.

What’s an appetizer’s favorite vehicle_ A snack truck!

What’s an appetizer’s favorite vehicle? A snack truck!

Why did the mushroom always get invited as an appetizer_ Because he was a fungi!

Why did the mushroom always get invited as an appetizer? Because he was a fungi!

How do you catch a squirrel_ Climb a tree and act like an appetizer

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like an appetizer.

Why don’t appetizers ever play hide and seek_ Because good snacks are hard to find

Why don’t appetizers ever play hide and seek? Because good snacks are hard to find.

What do you call a superhero appetizer_ Super-Bowl!

What do you call a superhero appetizer? Super-Bowl!

Why did the appetizer refuse to share_ It had too much _plate_ on its mind

Why did the appetizer refuse to share? It had too much “plate” on its mind.

What do you call an exploding appetizer_ A ba-boom!

What do you call an exploding appetizer? A ba-boom!

Why did the tomato turn red_ Because it saw the salad dressing for the appetizer!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing for the a

What do you call an appetizer that writes poems_ A bard-choke!

What do you call an appetizer that writes poems? A bard-choke!

How do you keep an appetizer from going bad_ Keep it chill!

How do you keep an appetizer from going bad? Keep it chill!

What did the cheese say to the cracker_ _Feeling 'crumby' today

What did the cheese say to the cracker? “Feeling ‘crumby’ today?”

Why are appetizers never lonely_ Because they’re always part of a _spread

Why are appetizers never lonely? Because they’re always part of a “spread.”

What do you call an appetizer that’s a thief_ A snack burglar!

What do you call an appetizer that’s a thief? A snack burglar!

Why did the appetizer complain about the weather_ It was too _chilly

Why did the appetizer complain about the weather? It was too “chilly.”

How do you make an appetizer smile_ Give it a little _squeeze_ of lemon

How do you make an appetizer smile? Give it a little “squeeze” of lemon.

What do appetizers do on a snow day Chill out!

What do appetizers do on a snow day? Chill out!

Why are appetizers great at school_ They always pass the taste test!

Why are appetizers great at school? They always pass the taste test!

What’s a nervous appetizer's favorite drink_ Calm-omile tea!

What’s a nervous appetizer’s favorite drink? Calm-omile tea!

Why was the appetizer so good at football_ It really knew how to toss a salad

Why was the appetizer so good at football? It really knew how to toss a salad.

What’s an appetizer’s favorite magic spell_ Abraca-dip-ra!

What’s an appetizer’s favorite magic spell? Abraca-dip-ra!

Why don't appetizers ever start anything_ They prefer to _plate_ safe!

Why don’t appetizers ever start anything? They prefer to “plate” safe!

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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