Space Puns and Jokes

Have an out-of-this-world day!

Have an out-of-this-world day!

You're a star in my galaxy.

You’re a star in my galaxy.

Let's rocket this day!

Let’s rocket this day!

You're meteor-rific!

You’re meteor-rific!

Let's planet something fun.

Let’s planet something fun.

I need more space.

I need more space.

You're over the moon amazing!

You’re over the moon amazing!

I comet you to laugh.

I comet you to laugh.

I'm star-struck by you!

I’m star-struck by you!

Blast off to fun times!

Blast off to fun times!

Orbiting around fun!

Orbiting around fun!

You're a universal wonder!

You’re a universal wonder!

Saturn has rings, you have me!

Saturn has rings, you have me!

Stay stellar, my friend.

Stay stellar, my friend.

Spacing out in class again?

Spacing out in class again?

Rocketing towards the weekend.

Rocketing towards the weekend.

Shooting stars and making wishes.

Shooting stars and making wishes.

You've got astronomical skills!

You’ve got astronomical skills!

Moonwalk into the party.

Moonwalk into the party.

My love for you is like a comet, unstoppable!

My love for you is like a comet, unstoppable!

What’s a spaceman’s favorite chocolate_ A Mars bar!

What’s a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A Mars bar!

Sun-body loves you a lot!

Sun-body loves you a lot!

You're a supernova of fun!

You’re a supernova of fun!

Let’s space out together.

Let’s space out together.

You're out of this world!

You’re out of this world!

You rocket my world!

You rocket my world!

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how loved you are!

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how loved you are!

To infinity and beyond fun!

To infinity and beyond fun!

Don’t worry, I’ll comet you.

Don’t worry, I’ll comet you.

Floating in a most peculiar way.

Floating in a most peculiar way.

You make my world spin like Saturn.

You make my world spin like Saturn.

Let's take a spacewalk together.

Let’s take a spacewalk together.

Feeling starry-eyed about our trip.

Feeling starry-eyed about our trip.

Your smile is like a meteor shower.

Your smile is like a meteor shower.

Spaceman says, “Stay cool.”

Spaceman says, “Stay cool.”

You’re a total blast!

You’re a total blast!

Mars on over here!

Mars on over here!

Feeling light-years better with you.

Feeling light-years better with you.

You’re my favorite space invader.

You’re my favorite space invader.

Ready to launch into fun

Ready to launch into fun?

You’re the best in the universe!

You’re the best in the universe!

Let's catch some asteroids.

Let’s catch some asteroids.

Star light, star bright, you're a delight.

Star light, star bright, you’re a delight.

It’s a small step for man…

It’s a small step for man…

Making space for good times!

Making space for good times!

Flying high like a comet.

Flying high like a comet.

Let’s make a galaxy of memories.

Let’s make a galaxy of memories.

Star-gazing into your eyes.

Star-gazing into your eyes.

A universe of possibilities awaits!

A universe of possibilities awaits!

You've got a pizza my heart, like Saturn’s rings.

You’ve got a pizza my heart, like Saturn’s rings.

Orbiting around your charm.

Orbiting around your charm.

Lift off to adventure.

Lift off to adventure.

Your ideas are revolutionary, like the planets.

Your ideas are revolutionary, like the planets.

It’s not rocket science to be kind.

It’s not rocket science to be kind.

Just spac-ing out!

Just spac-ing out!

A galaxy far, far away of fun.

A galaxy far, far away of fun.

See you on the dark side of the moon.

See you on the dark side of the moon.

Let’s make this night meteoric!

Let’s make this night meteoric!

You are a star! Never forget.

You are a star! Never forget.

Launching into a day of joy.

Launching into a day of joy.

Cosmic adventures await us.

Cosmic adventures await us.

Full throttle to the stars.

Full throttle to the stars.

Isn't space un-brrr-lievable

Isn’t space un-brrr-lievable?

You're my shooting star.

You’re my shooting star.

Stars in our eyes tonight.

Stars in our eyes tonight.

You light up my world like a supernova.

You light up my world like a supernova.

Black holes aren’t as absorbing as you!

Black holes aren’t as absorbing as you!

Spinning around like a planet.

Spinning around like a planet.

You're cooler than Pluto.

You’re cooler than Pluto.

Let’s glow like the stars.

Let’s glow like the stars.

Zooming past the Milky Way.

Zooming past the Milky Way.

Let's take a giant leap together.

Let’s take a giant leap together.

Stars can’t shine without darkness.

Stars can’t shine without darkness.

You make my heart orbit.

You make my heart orbit.

Let’s rocket ‘n’ roll!

Let’s rocket ‘n’ roll!

Shooting for the stars with you.

Shooting for the stars with you.

Floating on cloud nine.

Floating on cloud nine.

You're my universe.

You’re my universe.

Stars align when I’m with you.

Stars align when I’m with you.

You're my rocket fuel.

You’re my rocket fuel.

Keep the cosmic vibes.

Keep the cosmic vibes.

Beaming with joy over here.

Beaming with joy over here.

We’ve got chemistry like a comet.

We’ve got chemistry like a comet.

I need my space… helmet!

I need my space… helmet!

Mars and back, that's how much I love you.

Mars and back, that’s how much I love you.

You’re a galaxy of charm!

You’re a galaxy of charm!

My heart orbits around you.

My heart orbits around you.

Stargazing into the future.

Stargazing into the future.

Comets and cuddles.

Comets and cuddles.

Your smile is like the sun.

Your smile is like the sun.

Let’s moon bounce together.

Let’s moon bounce together.

You make life supernova.

You make life supernova.

You bring warmth like the sun.

You bring warmth like the sun.

Caught in your gravitational pull.

Caught in your gravitational pull.

Aim for the stars.

Aim for the stars.

You're as cool as liquid hydrogen.

You’re as cool as liquid hydrogen.

Your laughter is a supernova.

Your laughter is a supernova.

You're my constellation.

You’re my constellation.

Light-year ahead of everyone.

Light-year ahead of everyone.

Cosmic-ally connected forever.

Cosmic-ally connected forever.

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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