What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino (hell if I know)!
What do you call an elephant that never forgets? Unforgettabull!
How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
Why did the elephant use his trunk as a storage unit? Because he had so much junk in his trunk!
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse.
I told an elephant joke, but it was irrelephant.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
Elephants are always ready to pack their trunks for a trip.
How do elephants communicate? With ele-phone!
What’s an elephant’s favorite veggie? Squash, because they never forget to squash.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Never trust an elephant with your luggage; they’ll take your trunk!
What’s big and gray and protects you from the rain? An umbrellaphant!
Why did the elephant cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why do elephants never get lost? They take the elephantastic route.
I’m all ears when it comes to elephant puns.
What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? Lost!
Have you heard about the elephant who started a business? His profits are through the roof, literally!
How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its credit card!
How do you make an elephant laugh? Tell it trunk-ated jokes.
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? He wanted to pack his trunk!
What’s big, gray, and points in any direction? A compass elephant.
What do you call a flying elephant? A jumbo jet.
Why did the elephant float down the river? Because he’s a good buoy.
What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers, and cheers you up when you’re ill? A get-well-ephant.
Why don’t elephants use computers? Too much spam and junk in their trunk.
What’s big, gray, and writes? An ele-pen!
How do elephants communicate long distance? Drop them a line, they always remember to pick up their trunk!
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? So she wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? Irrelephant!
Why do elephants never use public transportation? They like to elephant-commute.
Why was the elephant so good at balancing? He liked to keep things on an even keel.
What do you call two elephants talking to each other? A heavy discussion.
Why do elephants have trunks? Because they’d look funny with suitcases!
What’s grey and goes round and round? An elephant in a washing machine!
What do you call a group of musical elephants? An orchestra, because they have a good range of trombones.
How do you raise a baby elephant? With a forklift!
Why did the elephant join the space program? He wanted to experience zero-gravity with his zero-memory.
Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? To hide in the strawberry patch.
How do elephants talk to each other? By ‘elephone.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport? Squash.
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? He didn’t want to fall into the hot chocolate.
What do you call an elephant that likes to dance? A swingin’ trunk.
Why was the elephant always invited to parties? Because he never forgets the chips!
What do elephants and trees have in common? Trunk space.
What do you call an elephant that flies? A jumbo jet.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a shark? Swimming trunks.
Why do elephants never start a company? They can’t stop mixing up their trunk lines.
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? By the footprints in the butter.
Why don’t elephants smoke? Because they can’t fit their butts in the ashtray.
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks!
What’s an elephant’s favorite mode of transportation? A train, because they come with trunks.
What do you call an elephant that likes to break things? A smashophant.
What do you call an elephant that’s a critic? A pachyderm with a “pachy-derm” perspective.
What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress? Anything you like—it can’t hear you!
Why don’t elephants play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
How do you make an elephant float? Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and an elephant!
Why are elephants always considered wise? Because no one wants to argue with someone that size!
Why do elephants drink so much? To forget their trunk size.
What do you call a lazy baby elephant? A calf-potato.
What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers, and cheers you up when you’re ill? A get-well-ephant.
Why do elephants make terrible burglars? Their footprints are too recognizable.
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So she wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.
What’s an elephant’s favorite exercise? Dumbo-bells.
Why do elephants make good leaders? Because they have big trunks full of wisdom.
Why did the elephant start painting? He heard that every picture is worth a thousand words and he had a lot to say!
What’s an elephant’s least favorite music? Trunk music.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
What do you call an elephant that never washes? A smellyphant.
How does an elephant climb a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
How do you know when an elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the cheesecake!
What do you call a flying elephant with a badge? A plainclothes detective.
Why do elephants have trunks? Because they don’t have any pockets!
How do you make an elephant float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of elephant, and plenty of root beer.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody would listen the first time!
What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant? “Deadant, deadant, deadant!”
What do you call a magical elephant? Dumble-dore.
Why did the elephant leave the circus? He was tired of working for peanuts.
What’s an elephant’s least favorite music? Heavy metal (too much head banging).
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer? A big know-it-all!
What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper? You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
What did the elephant say to a naked man? “How do you breathe through that tiny thing?”
Why do elephants have wrinkles? Have you ever tried to iron one?
What game do elephants play with humans? Squash.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, but it let out a little wine.
How can you tell when an elephant has been in the refrigerator? There’s a footprint in the mayo.
Why are elephants bad at hiding? Because they’re always spotted.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t like to rush? A slow-phant.
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”
Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack.
Why do elephants do well in school? Because they have a great memory, but they still have trouble with multiplication.
How do elephants hide in trees? They paint their toenails different colors.
What’s an elephant’s favorite restaurant? The Trunk Stop.
Why did the elephant join the gym? To get his trunk in shape.
How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling!
What’s grey, carries a suitcase, and is completely irrelevant? An irrelephant on vacation.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? He called the toe truck!
Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom.
What do you call an elephant on a treadmill? A run-a-corn.