100 Airplane Jokes: Hilarious Mile-High Laughs & Puns Galore

Welcome aboard our comedy flight “100 Airplane Jokes: Hilarious Mile-High Laughs & Puns Galore!” Fasten your seatbelts, as we’re about to take off into a sky brimming with giggles and chuckles. Whether you’re a frequent flyer or someone who only boards the cabin for holiday travels, there’s something universally entertaining about the world of aviation humor.

At 30,000 feet, the air is lighter, and so should be the mood. That’s why we’ve compiled a first-class collection of the best airplane jokes that are guaranteed to elevate your mood. From puns that will have you rolling down the aisles to one-liners that will make you the captain of conversation, our in-flight entertainment is all about the laughs. Forget the in-flight movie; it’s time to tune into a channel that’s a little more… uplifting.

These jokes are perfect for breaking the ice at a pilot’s convention, sharing a laugh with your seatmate on a long haul, or even impressing the crew. After all, who couldn’t use a little extra joy at high altitude? Whether you’re flying the friendly skies or just dreaming about your next vacation, a good laugh can make any day brighter.

Our blog serves as your personal black box, capturing the essence of aviation humor that remains undamaged even when a day might get rough. With jokes ranging from airplane food snark to the complexities of airport logistics, we promise you’ll land with a smile. So, why wait? Dive into our hilarious collection and let the fun take flight!

1. Why don’t airplanes ever get tired? Because they always have flight-rest!
2. What do you call an airplane that’s about to crash? An error-plane!
3. Why did the airplane break up with the helicopter? It needed more space!
4. What’s an airplane’s favorite game? Hide and air-seek!
5. How do you know when a plane is getting old? When it starts having frequent flyer miles!
6. Why was the airplane so good at school? It could always wing it!
7. Why did the airplane get sent to its room? It had a bad altitude!
8. What kind of chocolate do airplanes like? Plane chocolate!
9. Why are airplanes bad storytellers? They always jump to the landing!
10. What’s an airplane’s favorite place to vacation? The runway islands!
11. Why did the pilot sit on her gum? She wanted to stick to her seat!
12. Why did the airplane ask for a pencil? It wanted to draw some flight plans!
13. How do airplanes stay informed? They take advantage of the sky-fi!
14. Why was the airplane always picked first in games? It was a natural flyer!
15. What do you call a plane that’s sick of its job? A flight risk!
16. Why did the propeller start a blog? To spin a good yarn!
17. What’s an airplane’s least favorite type of music? Heavy metal – too hard to lift off!
18. What’s an airplane’s life motto? “Sky’s the limit!”
19. Why don’t airplanes ever get lost? They always take flight paths!
20. Why did the jet get an award? It was out-standing in its field – the airfield!
21. Why did the plane get a ticket? It flew by a “No Flying” zone!
22. How do baby airplanes sleep? They crash on the couch!
23. Why did the airplane get grounded? It had bad grades in flight school!
24. What do you call a group of musical airplanes? An air-band!
25. What’s a pilot’s favorite type of bagel? Plane bagel, with a propeller of cream cheese!
26. What’s a pilot’s favorite type of knot? A tie-coon!
27. Why was the jet fuel acting weird? It was jet-lagged!
28. What do you call an airplane that’s a great actor? A star-jet!
29. Why did the airplane get a medal? For flying colors!
30. What’s an airplane’s favorite TV show? “Game of Drones.”
31. Why did the airplane break up with the runway? It just didn’t feel the connection anymore!
32. What’s an airplane’s favorite snack? Jet beans!
33. Why do planes never give up? Because they always take another flight at it!
34. What do you call a nervous jet? A shaky flighter!
35. How do you know if a pilot is at your party? They make a grand landing!
36. Why did the cockpit door keep blushing? It saw the plane’s nuts!
37. Why was the flight so punctual? It had perfect timing!
38. What did the airplane say to the doubtful passenger? “Trust me, I can wing it!”
39. Why are airplanes such gossips? They always “air” out someone’s dirty laundry!
40. What do pilots write in their Valentine’s cards? “You make my heart soar!”
41. Why was the airplane a good detective? It had a great air of mystery!
42. How do you throw a party for an airplane? You plane it well!
43. Why are flights over the ocean briny? They’re just sea-planes!
44. What do you call a flight that’s exactly on time? Clockwork Orange!
45. Why are older planes admired? They have a legendary air-itage!
46. Why did the airplane get promoted? It was on cloud nine with its performance!
47. What’s a jet’s favorite hobby? Plane-spotting!
48. Why did the airplane always carry a spare? It believed in extra baggage!
49. What do you call an overweight plane? A wide-body jet!
50. Why did the airplane go to school? To improve its landing-guage skills!
51. Why do airplanes make great secret keepers? They know how to keep things under their wings!
52. What did the airplane say after a rough landing? “I’m just winging it!”
53. What’s an airplane’s favorite kind of watch? A pilot watch!
54. Why was the glider so calm? It never lets anything drag it down!
55. What do you call a group of airplane comedians? A laugh fleet!
56. Why did the airplane get a job? It wanted to earn a living on autopilot!
57. Why did the jumbo jet get booed off the stage? It couldn’t find its terminal punch line!
58. What do you call an airplane with a cold? High and congested!
59. Why was the airplane so smart? It had a lot of air smarts!
60. What do airplanes do when they’re in love? They take off together!
61. Why did the airplane go to the party alone? It likes flying solo!
62. What’s an airplane’s least favorite day of the week? Crash-day, thankfully it rarely happens!
63. Why did the pilot break up with the GPS? There was no direction in their relationship!
64. How do planes greet each other? “Wing’s up?”
65. What did one wing say to the other? “I’m flappin’ glad to see you!”
66. What do you call a plane that’s good at yoga? Concorde-ian!
67. What do you call a fake airplane? A plain plane!
68. Why did the flight attendant start a garden? She wanted to grow her cabin-pressure!
69. What do you call a flight you can’t believe? Un-fly-able!
70. Why was the airplane so good at math? It always knows how to count-air!
71. How do you put a baby airplane to sleep? You run the engine until it stalls!
72. Why was the plane always rushing? It was trying to beat the air-speed!
73. What’s an airplane’s favorite movie? “Top Gun” – it’s riveting!
74. Why did the airplane go to school? To improve its landing-guage skills!
75. Why do airplanes hate fast food? It’s too much for their tray tables!
76. What’s the difference between a pigeon and a jet? One can fly without baggage fees!
77. Why did the plane keep going in circles? It was stuck on auto-pilot!
78. How do you save money on airplane food? Catch a fly-through window!
79. What do you call a philosophical airplane? Air-thinker!
80. What does a jet engine snack on? Screws, nuts, and bolts – it’s heavy metal food!
81. Why do pilots tell tall tales? Because their stories always take flight!
82. Why was the paper airplane so boring? It couldn’t fold a conversation!
83. How do you know if an airplane is happy? It’s got a high altitude!
84. Why did the airplane get glasses? To improve its see-tability!
85. What’s an airplane’s least favorite type of movie? Grounded dramas!
86. Why did the airplane use sunscreen? To protect its cockpit!
87. What did the airplane say to the runway? “It’s been nice tarmac-ing you!”
88. Why was the engine humming? It didn’t know the words!
89. What’s a pilot’s favorite magic spell? Wingardium Leviosa!
90. Why did the airplane break up with the hangar? There was no room for its baggage!
91. How do you tell if a plane is a teenager? It has a lot of hangar issues!
92. Why did the airplane get an award? For its outstanding air-formance!
93. What’s a flight attendant’s favorite game? Charades, because actions speak louder than words!
94. Why do airplanes have strict diets? To maintain their trim!
95. What do you call a plane that can’t fly? Groundbreaking!
96. Why was the propeller embarrassed? It was caught in a tailspin!
97. How does an airplane propose? It offers a wing!
98. What’s an airplane’s favorite state? Plane-sylvania!
99. Why don’t airplanes wear shoes? Because they have landing gear!
100. How do you stop an airplane from charging? Take away its credit card!