Why did the astronaut break up with the satellite? There was too much space between them!
I need some space to think.
What kind of music do astronauts listen to? Neptunes!
This mission could use a little more star power.
Why are astronauts always calm? Because they have the whole universe to explore!
Let’s rocket!
How do you organize a party in space? You planet.
You’ve got a stellar attitude!
What do you call an astronaut who farts in a spacesuit? A gas-tronaut!
I’m over the moon for you!
Why did the astronaut go to the bar? To reach for the stars!
Astronauts always stick to their launch time, they don’t planet late.
How do astronauts serve dinner? On flying saucers.
Trying to organize a party in space? You have to planet.
What do astronauts eat for breakfast? Launch meat!
I’m no astronaut, but I’d love to explore Uranus.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so comet maybe?
Why do astronauts use Linux? Because you can’t open Windows in space!
That astronaut doesn’t understand puns; they always go over his helmet.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar!
You’re out of this world!
Why did the astronaut become a gardener? He wanted to experience a different kind of space!
It’s not rocket science! Oh wait, it actually is.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket!
Being an astronaut is a blast!
Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they’ve just had a big launch!
Time flies when you’re a space traveler.
What was the astronaut’s favorite game at the carnival? Moonwalk.
Space puns? Siriusly?
What do astronauts put on their toast? Space jam.
Houston, we have a pun.
What do you call a lovestruck astronaut? A starry-eyed space cadet.
I’m spaced out today.
How do astronauts keep their pants up? With asteroid belts.
I’m just not that meteoricrise.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter, so it could outshine the astronauts!
You must be made of dark matter because you’re indescribable.
What do astronauts wear to keep warm? Apollo-ver sweaters.
The astronaut’s favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar!
Why did the book join NASA? It wanted to be a shooting star.
You’re a real shooting star in that outfit!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed more space.
Astronauts have a good sense of humor, they always crack up.
How do astronauts decide who to date? They find someone out of this world!
Want to know about my life as an astronaut? It has its ups and downs.
What do you call an astronaut’s mistakes? Human errors.
Are astronauts good at football? Only in zero-gravity.
Why don’t astronauts get competitive? Because they always float above the rest!
Let’s space out tonight.
What do astronauts read? Comet books.
I could tell you an astronaut joke, but it might fly over your head.
Why was the astronaut a good musician? He had a good space sense.
Why do astronauts make good mates? They’re down to Earth.
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off!
I’m over the moon with this idea!
Why was the astronaut told to quiet down? He had a rocket voice.
We’re just not on the same orbital plane.
How do you know if an astronaut likes you? They find you out of this world!
I’m a little spaced out today.
What kind of car does an astronaut drive? A Saturn.
Don’t worry, I comet to my promises.
How do astronauts stay so fit? By doing spacewalks.
The astronaut broke up with her boyfriend. She needed more space.
What did one astronaut say to the other as they opened the spacecraft door? “After you, I insist, it’s a vast space.”
If I were an astronaut, I’d bring you the moon.
What does an astronaut’s family do when he visits? They give him space.
You’re like a black hole, you just suck me right in!
Why did the astronaut bring paint to school? To paint the space!
This isn’t rocket science… Oh wait, it actually is.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite chocolate? A Milky Way.
He’s not a bad guy, he just has some comet-ment issues.
Why don’t secrets last in space? Because there’s no atmosphere and they’re always leaking out!
Stay away from astronaut parties—they’re always out of this world.
How did the astronaut serve his country? He did a flag walk on the moon.
Is this relationship going anywhere, or is it just in a stable orbit?
What was the astronaut doing in the computer lab? Looking for the space bar.
I’d tell you a gravity joke, but it always brings the mood down.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? The Space bar.
Let’s planet on going out tonight.
Why did the astronaut go to the therapist? To talk about the vacuum in his life.
Astronauts always have a blast at work.
How do you know when an astronaut is sad? When they can’t stop staring at the void.
I’m ready for liftoff with this new project!
What’s the worst part about throwing a party in space? You have to planet.
Why don’t astronauts get hungry on the job? Because they’ve already had a big launch!
Why did the astronaut retire? He couldn’t stick to Earth’s job market.
I’m starry I can’t make it tonight.
How do astronauts decide what to wear? They take a spacewalk in their closet.
Want to watch a space documentary? I hear it’s meteoric.
What’s the best way to catch a space fish? With an asteroid net.
She’s not just smart, she’s astronaut smart!
Why don’t astronauts get scared in space? Nothing there to spook them!
How do astronauts decorate the office? With space prints.
What does an astronaut do on a computer? Just floats around.
You’ve got a universal appeal.
Why did the astronaut visit the psychiatrist? To face his fear of vacuums.
Let’s make some space for new ideas.
What do astronauts eat for lunch? Launchables.
I’m not saying he’s slow, but he might not be the first to the launch pad.