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Sometimes you just want to add some dirty jokes to your repertoire, we get it. And sometimes you want to be able to use those dirty jokes in the company of Australians, as an inside joke. Well, we have a list of Australian slang words for ‘vagina’ just for those types of occasions. If you’re interested, read on!
Fanny
Meaning:
- (Noun) In Australian and British English, fanny refers to a vagina, while in the US it means ‘buttocks’. It is a mildly vulgar term.
Example:
- I’m afraid to go to the doctor because they will need to check my fanny!
Mappa Tassie
Meaning:
- (Noun) This is a 100% Australian slang word. Originates from ‘map of Tasmania’, and refers to a vagina of course.
Example:
- I couldn’t stand being at a dinner with his parents, the whole time my Mappa Tassie was itching and I couldn’t do a thing!
Moot
Meaning:
- (Noun) Another weird and vulgar term often used in Australia for the vagina. Rhymes with ‘foot’, so you don’t confuse it with the next one coming up.
Example:
- She showed me how to properly insert a tampon into my moot.
Mut
Meaning:
- (Noun) Similar to the previous example, another vulgar Australian slang term for vagina. The exact origins are unknown.
Example:
- She got her period, so she told me her mut is off limits!
Twat
Meaning:
- (Noun) This vulgar term is used in Australia, but also in Britain. It also refers to a vagina.
Example:
- It was our first date, so she told me I can’t get near her twat.
Wad
Meaning:
- (Noun) A vulgar term for vagina, derived from the same term used to describe a mass or lump of soft material.
Example:
- I have to admit, mate, her wad always smells so nice.
