Avocado Puns and Jokes

Let's avo-cuddle!

Let’s avo-cuddle!

Avo great day!

Avo great day!

You're the avo to my toast.

You’re the avo to my toast.

I avo-lutely adore you!

I avo-lutely adore you!

Let's avo adventure together.

Let’s avo adventure together.

Peace, love, and avocados.

Peace, love, and avocados.

Avo-bout a snack

Avo-bout a snack?

Avo good time always!

Avo good time always!

Rock out with your guac out!

Rock out with your guac out!

Avo happy heart.

Avo happy heart.

Let's guac and roll!

Let’s guac and roll!

Guac 'n' roll forever!

Guac ‘n’ roll forever!

Avo smile on your face.

Avo smile on your face.

Stay calm and eat avocados.

Stay calm and eat avocados.

Guac this way!

Guac this way!

Holy guacamole, you're awesome!

Holy guacamole, you’re awesome!

Don't worry, guac happy!

Don’t worry, guac happy!

You guac my world!

You guac my world!

Avo fantastic day!

Avo fantastic day!

Keep calm and guac on.

Keep calm and guac on.

Avo-catch you later!

Avo-catch you later!

You avo my attention!

You avo my attention!

Spread love like avocado.

Spread love like avocado.

Time to guac and load.

Time to guac and load.

That's one fine-apple, but I prefer avocados!

That’s one fine-apple, but I prefer avocados!

You're all I avo wanted.

You’re all I avo wanted.

Avo-obsession is real.

Avo-obsession is real.

Can I avo kiss

Can I avo kiss?

Let's avo party!

Let’s avo party!

Avo great workout today!

Avo great workout today!

Guac it like it's hot.

Guac it like it’s hot.

You're avo-mazing!

You’re avo-mazing!

Avo bit of fun.

Avo bit of fun.

Avo best day ever!

Avo best day ever!

Feeling avo-some today!

Feeling avo-some today!

You guac my socks off!

You guac my socks off!

Let's avo good time.

Let’s avo good time.

You guac to be kidding me!

You guac to be kidding me!

I'm avo-cado crush on you!

I’m avo-cado crush on you!

Avo answer for everything.

Avo answer for everything.

Guac on, my friend.

Guac on, my friend.

Avo look at this!

Avo look at this!

Slice, slice, baby (with avocado).

Slice, slice, baby (with avocado).

You're the guac to my chip.

You’re the guac to my chip.

Just avo it!

Just avo it!

Avo and beyond.

Avo and beyond.

You're avo in a million.

You’re avo in a million.

Avo-y day is better with you.

Avo-y day is better with you.

Avo nice evening.

Avo nice evening.

Let's make guac, not war.

Let’s make guac, not war.

Guac up and listen!

Guac up and listen!

Avo great meal.

Avo great meal.

Guac-star performance!

Guac-star performance!

You're my avo-half.

You’re my avo-half.

Guac 'til you drop.

Guac ’til you drop.

Keep your friends close and your avocados closer.

Keep your friends close and your avocados closer.

Avo little patience.

Avo little patience.

Avo-cuddle session?

Avo-cuddle session?

Guac around the clock.

Guac around the clock.

This party is avo-control!

This party is avo-control!

Avo-been thinking about you.

Avo-been thinking about you.

Are you avo-kay

Are you avo-kay?

Avo-solutely fabulous!

Avo-solutely fabulous!

You avo way with words.

You avo way with words.

Guac and awe!

Guac and awe!

Always avo plan.

Always avo plan.

Avo-void troubles, eat avocados!

Avo-void troubles, eat avocados!

Nothing but good vibes and avocados.

Nothing but good vibes and avocados.

Avo-break_ Let's snack

Avo-break? Let’s snack.

You guac my heart.

You guac my heart.

Avo bright future ahead.

Avo bright future ahead.

Avo secret to tell you.

Avo secret to tell you.

Avo wild time!

Avo wild time!

You're guac-tastic!

You’re guac-tastic!

Avo wonderful birthday.

Avo wonderful birthday.

Guac to the future.

Guac to the future.

Avo nice trip.

Avo nice trip.

You're avo-cuddle worthy.

You’re avo-cuddle worthy.

Guac out the fun times!

Guac out the fun times!

Can we avo-talk

Can we avo-talk?

Guac, paper, scissors!

Guac, paper, scissors!

Avo-nother slice, please!

Avo-nother slice, please!

Avo-cool day!

Avo-cool day!

You're avo-lutely amazing.

You’re avo-lutely amazing.

Avo carefree day.

Avo carefree day.

You guac my vote!

You guac my vote!

Ready, set, guac!

Ready, set, guac!

Avo look at you!

Avo look at you!

Guac and load.

Guac and load.

Never enough guac.

Never enough guac.

You're the king of guac.

You’re the king of guac.

Avo-ppreciate you.

Avo-ppreciate you.

Guac your body!

Guac your body!

Avo peaceful evening.

Avo peaceful evening.

You're my avo-lution.

You’re my avo-lution.

Avo-solutely agree!

Avo-solutely agree!

Guac that rhyme!

Guac that rhyme!

Avo-lutely adorable.

Avo-lutely adorable.

Guac on the wild side.

Guac on the wild side.

You guac me all excited!

You guac me all excited!

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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