What do you call a backpack that’s always tired? A knap-sack!
Backpacks always get carried away with their stories.
Why did the backpack go to school? Because it had a lot of class!
A backpack’s favorite fish? A snapper, because it keeps things closed tight!
What kind of music do backpacks love? Heavy metal, because of all the zippers!
What’s a backpack’s favorite herb? “Back”sil!
Why don’t backpacks get lonely? Because they always “hang out.”
They tried to make the backpack lighter, but it was a weight and see situation.
How do you organize a backpack party? Pack it in!
Backpacks always have your “pack.”
Why was the backpack always calm? It always had its straps together.
I’d tell you a joke about my backpack, but it’s stuffed with personal items.
What game do backpacks hate? “Spill the beans” – too messy!
Backpacks: They’ve got your back, literally!
Why did the backpack join the police? It wanted to be on the “case.”
Trying to organize a backpack is like trying to get your ducks in a row – everything keeps waddling away.
What’s a backpack’s favorite cheese? String cheese, for easy packing.
If you give a backpack a cookie, it might want a juice box to go with it.
What did the backpack say to the book? “You weigh a ton!”
What’s a backpack’s favorite music? Hip-hop, because it’s always on the hip.
How do backpacks stay cool? They pack some chill.
Backpacks are like kangaroos, they’re all about the pockets.
Why was the computer cold? Because it was in a laptop bag!
How does a backpack stay cool? Pack-side air conditioning.
Why don’t backpacks use phones? They prefer to “carry on” a conversation.
What do backpacks do when they get home? Hang out.
How do backpacks travel so much? They always take a hike.
Backpacks in high school have the toughest strap schedule.
Why did the backpack break up with the suitcase? It needed more space.
What’s a backpack’s favorite horror movie? “The Zipper.”
What do you call an exploding backpack? A blast pack!
Don’t push a backpack’s buttons—unless you want to see what’s packed inside!
Why was the backpack always stressed? It had too much on its plate… and in its pockets.
Backpacks love weekends: No straps attached!
What do you call a magician’s backpack? A bag of tricks!
A backpack’s life is full of ups and downs, especially in a school with stairs.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a backpack? A cooler bag.
What’s a backpack’s favorite game? Pack-man.
Why did the backpack get promoted? It always picked up the slack.
Why don’t backpacks ever get promoted? They’re already full of themselves.
What did the backpack say when it finally got home? “Ah, my place of rest!”
Did you hear about the backpack that went to the moon? It had more space than expected.
How does a backpack stay fit? By keeping tabs and running zips.
Backpacks don’t talk much because they’re better at carrying the conversation.
Why don’t backpacks like drama? They can’t handle the extra baggage.
I wanted to organize my backpack, but I figured I’d “zip it” for now.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of bag? A booo-ckpack!
How does a backpack go on vacation? On a pack-age tour.
How do you know a backpack is rich? When it’s made of leather and gold zips.
Backpacks always follow the “pack” protocol.
Why was the backpack so smart? It was well “read.”
When a backpack is tired, does it just take a little nap-sack?
What do backpacks do at parties? Pack a punch.
A backpack’s motto: Pack light, travel far.
How did the backpack hear about the gossip? It was shouldering a secret.
Never underestimate a backpack; it can handle more junk than you’d think.
What’s a backpack’s favorite type of vacation? A packed schedule.
What’s a backpack’s favorite kind of party? A pack-and-play.
Why are backpacks great at keeping secrets? They zip it tight!
Don’t overload your backpack—it might snap back!
Why don’t backpacks get lost? They always follow the pack.
Did you hear about the adventure backpack? It went off the beaten track.
What kind of vegetable do you find in a backpack? Packed choi.
A backpack’s favorite type of dog? A packhound.
How do you know if a backpack is a good singer? It has perfect pitch and tone.
My backpack has a zipper problem, it’s always coming undone.
What did the pencil say to the backpack? “You’re the write choice for me!”
How do you stop a backpack from moving? You apply the “breaks.”
What’s a backpack’s life motto? “Carry as you go.”
My backpack’s so bright, it needs its own shades.
What did the backpack say to the stressed student? “Hang in there!”
Why did the backpack get a ticket? It was over-packed.
Why do backpacks make good detectives? They always dig deeper.
When backpacks go to school, they’re really just following in your footsteps.
What’s a backpack’s favorite snack? Chips packed to go.
What does a backpack do when it’s scared? It packs up and runs.
Why did the backpack go to space? To be a rocket pack.
Backpacks are like detectives, they always have a case.
What does a backpack do when it’s home alone? Lets loose and unpacks.
I thought I lost my backpack, but it just went on a brief walk.
Why did the backpack get invited to every trip? It was always packed with fun.
How do you keep a backpack in suspense? I’ll tell you later, it’s zipped up right now.
How do backpacks listen to music? On portable speakers – they’re all about that bass.
Backpacks are the ultimate in high fashion—they always carry the best labels.
What’s the best thing to put into a backpack? Your feet, if you’re a kangaroo.
Why don’t backpacks get lonely? They come with built-in support.
Why did the backpack win an award? It carried a lot of weight in the competition.
Keep calm and carry a backpack.
What does a tired backpack do? Take a load off.
I have a joke about a backpack, but let’s pack it in for now.
Why was the backpack giggling? It had a ticklish zipper.
What do you call a smart backpack? A knap-sack full of knowledge.
What’s a backpack’s favorite dance move? The bag slide.
If a backpack could talk, it would tell you to handle with care.
What do you call a tired backpack at the end of the school year? Worn out.
A backpack’s favorite Shakespeare quote: “Pack light and parting is such sweet sorrow.”
Why was the backpack at the bar? It needed to unwind.
My backpack isn’t lazy, it’s just on a permanent break.
What do you call a lost backpack? A stray pack.
What do you call a backpack at the beach? Sandy!