Welcome to the ultimate breakfast table of humor, where we serve up a fresh batch of 100 Bagel Puns that are guaranteed to butter up your morning and add an extra spread of joy to your day! Whether you’re a fan of the classic plain, an everything enthusiast, or a pumpernickel aficionado, these puns are toasted to perfection and ready to be devoured.
In this post, we’re dishing out 10 of our top dough-lightful jokes that will make you want to bagel and cream cheese with laughter. From puns that are a little cheesy to ones that are seeded with wit, we’ve kneaded through every crumb of humor to bring you a selection that rises above the rest.
So, grab your coffee and your favorite schmear, and prepare to take a bite out of these hilariously hole-some bagel puns. They’re the perfect way to jump-start your morning, and who knows, you might just find yourself lox-ing and loaded with laughs, ready to roll into the day with a smile on your face. Whether you’re reading this at the breakfast table, on your morning commute, or as a mid-day pick-me-up, these puns are sure to bring a little levity to your routine.
Get ready to embark on a pun-filled journey that’s better than a baker’s dozen. These 100 Bagel Puns are the yeast you can do to add some fun to your day!
Let’s get this bread, literally!
Bagels: the hole-some breakfast choice.
Donut worry, bagel happy!
Everything is better with bagels.
Have a bagel; dough-not worry!
You’re the cream cheese to my bagel.
Bagels – rounding out your morning.
Feeling seedy with a poppy bagel!
Dough a dear, a female bagel.
You bake me crazy, bagel.
This might sound a bit hole-y.
A whole lot of bagel love.
Slice, toast, spread, and enjoy.
Bagel in love with these jokes.
Bagels: the best thing since sliced bread.
Crusty on the outside, soft inside.
Can’t bagel-ieve how good this is!
Toasted to bagel perfection.
Butter be a bagel waiting for me.
Happiness is a warm bagel.
Bagel bites of wisdom.
Roll with it, just like a bagel.
On a roll this morning!
Bagel meet up? Count me in!
Never bagel for less.
Bagel calm and carry on.
Bagels and lox, stocked and loaded.
A bagel a day keeps frowns away.
Schmear the love.
Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!
Rise and shine, it’s bagel time.
You’re bae-gel, baby!
Spreading joy like cream cheese.
Bageliciously good!
My love for you is hole-y!
Sesame see the sunrise.
Every now and then I bagel.
Breaking bread and morning routines.
Who’s got the bagel? I’m all ears!
All dressed up and toasted.
Bagel up, it’s going to be a good day.
Life’s a batch, and then you toast.
It’s a bagel thing, you wouldn’t understand.
Hole-y grain, it’s delicious!
Is it bae or bagel?
Feeling the knead for a bagel.
Stay toasty, my friends.
Plain, sesame, poppy? Can’t decide!
Life without bagels is full of holes.
Bagel on my mind.
Bagel bonanza breakfast.
A schmear tactic in the morning.
Toasting to a bright day.
Round up the usual breakfast suspects.
Don’t worry, be bagel.
Bagels – hole in one for breakfast!
Twist and shout for bagels!
Bagel the hatch, it’s breakfast time!
Bagel or nothing!
Freshly baked and ready to face the day.
Bagel: because adulting is hard.
That’s how I roll, with bagels.
Go big or go bagel.
Schmearing smiles every morning.
Circle of life, circle of bagels.
No bagel, no glory.
Good morning, let’s get toasted.
Seedy business this morning!
Feeling plain until I had a bagel.
Bagel solves most problems.
What’s your type? I’m more into bagels.
Not your average bread.
Who needs luck? I have bagels.
Bagelicious definition makes them loco.
Bagel-bound to make your day.
Spread the word, and the cream cheese!
An everything bagel is everything you need.
Any way you slice it, bagels are best.
Morning are unbeatable with bagels.
Bagels, the breakfast of champions.
Let’s not bagel the issue.
Hole-d on to your hats, it’s windy.
From my head to-ma-toes, I love bagels.
Egg and cheese, please, on a bagel.
Time to make the bagels.
Bagels, my morning circle of joy.
Love at first bite.
Running late but first, bagel.
Bagel-beats per minute.
Keep calm and bagel on.
Better latte than never with my bagel.
Toast today with a good bagel.
Only have pies (and bagels) for you.
Bagel vibes only.
Wake, bake, and bagel.
Stuck in a bagel rut.
Bagels – brew-tiful with coffee!
Why did the bagel lose the race? It couldn’t make the schmear.
Toasting up some fun.
Taking life one bagel at a time.
Popping up like a toaster’s best friend.