101 Bagel Puns: 10 Dough-lightful Jokes to Start Your Day

Welcome to the ultimate breakfast table of humor, where we serve up a fresh batch of 100 Bagel Puns that are guaranteed to butter up your morning and add an extra spread of joy to your day! Whether you’re a fan of the classic plain, an everything enthusiast, or a pumpernickel aficionado, these puns are toasted to perfection and ready to be devoured.

In this post, we’re dishing out 10 of our top dough-lightful jokes that will make you want to bagel and cream cheese with laughter. From puns that are a little cheesy to ones that are seeded with wit, we’ve kneaded through every crumb of humor to bring you a selection that rises above the rest.

So, grab your coffee and your favorite schmear, and prepare to take a bite out of these hilariously hole-some bagel puns. They’re the perfect way to jump-start your morning, and who knows, you might just find yourself lox-ing and loaded with laughs, ready to roll into the day with a smile on your face. Whether you’re reading this at the breakfast table, on your morning commute, or as a mid-day pick-me-up, these puns are sure to bring a little levity to your routine.

Get ready to embark on a pun-filled journey that’s better than a baker’s dozen. These 100 Bagel Puns are the yeast you can do to add some fun to your day!

Let's get this bread, literally!

Let’s get this bread, literally!

Bagels_ the hole-some breakfast choice

Bagels: the hole-some breakfast choice.

Donut worry, bagel happy!

Donut worry, bagel happy!

Everything is better with bagels

Everything is better with bagels.

Have a bagel; dough-not worry!

Have a bagel; dough-not worry!

You're the cream cheese to my bagel

You’re the cream cheese to my bagel.

Bagels – rounding out your morning

Bagels – rounding out your morning.

Feeling seedy with a poppy bagel!

Feeling seedy with a poppy bagel!

Dough a dear, a female bagel

Dough a dear, a female bagel.

You bake me crazy, bagel

You bake me crazy, bagel.

This might sound a bit hole-y

This might sound a bit hole-y.

A whole lot of bagel love

A whole lot of bagel love.

Slice, toast, spread, and enjoy

Slice, toast, spread, and enjoy.

Bagel in love with these jokes

Bagel in love with these jokes.

Bagels_ the best thing since sliced bread

Bagels: the best thing since sliced bread.

Crusty on the outside, soft inside

Crusty on the outside, soft inside.

Can't bagel-ieve how good this is!

Can’t bagel-ieve how good this is!

Toasted to bagel perfection

Toasted to bagel perfection.

Butter be a bagel waiting for me

Butter be a bagel waiting for me.

Happiness is a warm bagel

Happiness is a warm bagel.

Bagel bites of wisdom

Bagel bites of wisdom.

Roll with it, just like a bagel

Roll with it, just like a bagel.

On a roll this morning!

On a roll this morning!

Bagel meet up_ Count me in!

Bagel meet up? Count me in!

Never bagel for less

Never bagel for less.

Bagel calm and carry on

Bagel calm and carry on.

Bagels and lox, stocked and loaded

Bagels and lox, stocked and loaded.

A bagel a day keeps frowns away

A bagel a day keeps frowns away.

Schmear the love

Schmear the love.

Let’s give ’em something to taco 'bout!

Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!

Rise and shine, it’s bagel time

Rise and shine, it’s bagel time.

You're bae-gel, baby!

You’re bae-gel, baby!

Spreading joy like cream cheese

Spreading joy like cream cheese.

Bageliciously good!

Bageliciously good!

My love for you is hole-y!

My love for you is hole-y!

Sesame see the sunrise

Sesame see the sunrise.

Every now and then I bagel

Every now and then I bagel.

Breaking bread and morning routines

Breaking bread and morning routines.

Who’s got the bagel_ I'm all ears!

Who’s got the bagel? I’m all ears!

All dressed up and toasted

All dressed up and toasted.

Bagel up, it’s going to be a good day

Bagel up, it’s going to be a good day.

Life's a batch, and then you toast

Life’s a batch, and then you toast.

It's a bagel thing, you wouldn’t understand

It’s a bagel thing, you wouldn’t understand.

Hole-y grain, it's delicious!

Hole-y grain, it’s delicious!

Is it bae or bagel

Is it bae or bagel?

Feeling the knead for a bagel

Feeling the knead for a bagel.

Stay toasty, my friends

Stay toasty, my friends.

Plain, sesame, poppy_ Can't decide!

Plain, sesame, poppy? Can’t decide!

Life without bagels is full of holes

Life without bagels is full of holes.

Bagel on my mind

Bagel on my mind.

Bagel bonanza breakfast

Bagel bonanza breakfast.

A schmear tactic in the morning

A schmear tactic in the morning.

Toasting to a bright day

Toasting to a bright day.

Round up the usual breakfast suspects

Round up the usual breakfast suspects.

Don't worry, be bagel

Don’t worry, be bagel.

Bagels – hole in one for breakfast!

Bagels – hole in one for breakfast!

Twist and shout for bagels!

Twist and shout for bagels!

Bagel the hatch, it’s breakfast time!

Bagel the hatch, it’s breakfast time!

Bagel or nothing!

Bagel or nothing!

Freshly baked and ready to face the day

Freshly baked and ready to face the day.

Bagel_ because adulting is hard

Bagel: because adulting is hard.

That’s how I roll, with bagels

That’s how I roll, with bagels.

Go big or go bagel

Go big or go bagel.

Schmearing smiles every morning

Schmearing smiles every morning.

Circle of life, circle of bagels

Circle of life, circle of bagels.

No bagel, no glory

No bagel, no glory.

Good morning, let's get toasted

Good morning, let’s get toasted.

Seedy business this morning!

Seedy business this morning!

Feeling plain until I had a bagel

Feeling plain until I had a bagel.

Bagel solves most problems

Bagel solves most problems.

What’s your type_ I’m more into bagels

What’s your type? I’m more into bagels.

Not your average bread

Not your average bread.

Who needs luck_ I have bagels

Who needs luck? I have bagels.

Bagelicious definition makes them loco

Bagelicious definition makes them loco.

Bagel-bound to make your day

Bagel-bound to make your day.

Spread the word, and the cream cheese!

Spread the word, and the cream cheese!

An everything bagel is everything you need

An everything bagel is everything you need.

Any way you slice it, bagels are best

Any way you slice it, bagels are best.

Morning are unbeatable with bagels

Morning are unbeatable with bagels.

Bagels, the breakfast of champions

Bagels, the breakfast of champions.

Let's not bagel the issue

Let’s not bagel the issue.

Hole-d on to your hats, it's windy

Hole-d on to your hats, it’s windy.

From my head to-ma-toes, I love bagels

From my head to-ma-toes, I love bagels.

Egg and cheese, please, on a bagel

Egg and cheese, please, on a bagel.

Time to make the bagels

Time to make the bagels.

Bagels, my morning circle of joy

Bagels, my morning circle of joy.

Love at first bite

Love at first bite.

Running late but first, bagel

Running late but first, bagel.

Bagel-beats per minute

Bagel-beats per minute.

Keep calm and bagel on

Keep calm and bagel on.

Better latte than never with my bagel

Better latte than never with my bagel.

Toast today with a good bagel

Toast today with a good bagel.

Only have pies (and bagels) for you

Only have pies (and bagels) for you.

Bagel vibes only

Bagel vibes only.

Wake, bake, and bagel

Wake, bake, and bagel.

Stuck in a bagel rut

Stuck in a bagel rut.

Bagels – brew-tiful with coffee!

Bagels – brew-tiful with coffee!

Why did the bagel lose the race_ It couldn't make the schmear

Why did the bagel lose the race? It couldn’t make the schmear.

Toasting up some fun

Toasting up some fun.

Taking life one bagel at a time

Taking life one bagel at a time.

Popping up like a toaster's best friend

Popping up like a toaster’s best friend.

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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