Why don’t balloons get invited to parties? They always pop in unannounced!
You’ve really blown me away!
What do you call a balloon that sings the blues? A sad sack.
This party’s going to be poppin’!
How do you catch a floating balloon? Pop a question it can’t refuse.
I’m floating on air with you around!
Why did the balloon go to jail? It was caught up in a string of robberies!
Let’s elevate our spirits!
What did one balloon say to the other? “I’m floating on air without you!”
You burst my bubble in the best way!
Why don’t balloons like riddles? They keep blowing up the punchlines.
I’m not full of hot air; I’m just excited!
What do you call a group of balloons that stick together? A bunch of cling airs.
Inflate your mood!
How do you send a secret message by balloon? Air mail!
We’re on a roll, or should I say, we’re on the rise!
Why did the balloon sit in the corner? It needed to blow off some steam.
I’m ballooning with excitement!
Why did the balloon go to school? To become an air-head.
Let’s soar to new heights together!
What’s a balloon’s least favorite kind of music? Pop!
These puns might just blow up!
What did the balloon say to the doctor? “I feel light-headed!”
You can’t helium but you can mend him.
Why are balloons never at rest? They’re always up to something!
I’ve got to let you go; it’s up-lifting.
What’s a balloon’s favorite game? Burst your bubble.
Keep your emotions in-tact, don’t burst now!
How do balloons stay in shape? By always staying pumped.
You’re the wind beneath my wings—or balloon.
Why did the balloon break up with its partner? It felt too deflated.
I’m just a balloon, trying to make it through the needles of life.
How do balloons travel? They jet-stream.
A balloon’s life is always up in the air.
What do you call a balloon in a vacuum? Out of air.
Stick with me and we’ll go far—floating away from our troubles!
Why did the balloon float over the fence? To get to the pop side.
My love for you inflates each day.
Why don’t balloons work in retail? They always blow up the customers.
Don’t burst my bubble, join the fun!
What did one balloon say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You lift me up!”
Let’s knot let this opportunity float away.
Why don’t balloons use social media? They’re afraid of the comments popping their bubble.
Inflate, relate, celebrate!
How do you keep a balloon from getting lost? Put it on cloud nine.
I’m not over-inflated, I’m just enthusiastic!
Why did the balloon stay home from the party? It lost its helium.
Let’s tie the knot and float away.
What’s a balloon’s favorite type of story? A high-flying tale.
Don’t worry, be hoppy—hop on this balloon ride!
Why did the policeman stop the balloon? It was caught floating under the influence.
Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here.” Helium doesn’t react.
What’s the best way to hold a balloon party? Plan a blowout.
You auto-complete me—like helium completes balloons.
What do you get when you cross a balloon and a notebook? Pop-up notes.
Just floating an idea here…
Why did the balloon refuse to go to the dance? It had no body to dance with.
Rise to the occasion, elevate your thoughts!
How do balloons see the future? They helium-gaze.
Is this party inflated, or is it just me?
Why was the balloon so smart? It was full of hot air.
Feeling deflated? Let’s pump you up!
What do you call a balloon that’s good at math? An air-ithmatic expert.
That’s irre-zistable, like popping a balloon.
How do balloons greet each other? “Hey, bud, up here!”
Hope your day is looking up!
What do you call a balloon animal in the Arctic? A polar pop.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, blow like a balloon!
Why did the balloon take up yoga? To improve its flexibility and inflation.
Our friendship isn’t a trial balloon; it’s here to stay!
What do you call a balloon that’s deflated? Out of spirits.
When life gives you helium, make balloons!
Why did the balloon join the circus? It wanted to reach new heights.
You’re never too old to blow up a balloon.
Why do balloons make good detectives? They always rise to the occasion.
Bursting with joy, or just another balloon?
What do you call a very cold balloon? A chill blower.
We’re all about that ‘bass’… and balloons!
Why don’t balloons work in IT? Too much static makes them burst.
Balloons are just RVs for clowns.
What happens when a balloon gets angry? It blows up!
Keep calm and carry on floating.
Why did the balloon break up with the pin? It was too pointy.
No strings attached—just floating freely!
What do you call a balloon on a diet? A light floater.
Up, up, and away in my beautiful balloon!
What happens when you let go of a balloon? It sky-rockets
This might be over-inflated, but I think you’re great.
How do you save a drowning balloon? Inflate it to the surface.
Having a blast—like a balloon popping!
Why was the balloon a good comedian? It always cracked up.
Pop a joke, not a balloon.
What did the balloon say after getting inflated? “I’m pumped!”
Balloons: The ultimate airheads.
How do balloons pay for things? With a charge card, but they always inflate the bill.
A balloon’s life is full of ups and downs.
Why are balloons bad liars? They’re transparent.
Don’t push my buttons, or I’ll pop!
Why do balloons love astronomy? They’re already looking up!
Every balloon has a silver lining, or is it latex?