Balloon Puns and Jokes

Why don't balloons get invited to parties_ They always pop in unannounced!

Why don’t balloons get invited to parties? They always pop in unannounced!

You’ve really blown me away!

You’ve really blown me away!

What do you call a balloon that sings the blues_ A sad sack

What do you call a balloon that sings the blues? A sad sack.

This party’s going to be poppin’!

This party’s going to be poppin’!

How do you catch a floating balloon_ Pop a question it can’t refuse

How do you catch a floating balloon? Pop a question it can’t refuse.

I'm floating on air with you around!

I’m floating on air with you around!

Why did the balloon go to jail_ It was caught up in a string of robberies!

Why did the balloon go to jail? It was caught up in a string of robberies!

Let’s elevate our spirits!

Let’s elevate our spirits!

What did one balloon say to the other_ _I'm floating on air without you!

What did one balloon say to the other? “I’m floating on air without you!”

You burst my bubble in the best way!

You burst my bubble in the best way!

Why don’t balloons like riddles_ They keep blowing up the punchlines

Why don’t balloons like riddles? They keep blowing up the punchlines.

I’m not full of hot air; I’m just excited!

I’m not full of hot air; I’m just excited!

What do you call a group of balloons that stick together_ A bunch of cling airs

What do you call a group of balloons that stick together? A bunch of cling airs.

Inflate your mood!

Inflate your mood!

How do you send a secret message by balloon_ Air mail!

How do you send a secret message by balloon? Air mail!

We’re on a roll, or should I say, we’re on the rise!

We’re on a roll, or should I say, we’re on the rise!

Why did the balloon sit in the corner_ It needed to blow off some steam

Why did the balloon sit in the corner? It needed to blow off some steam.

I’m ballooning with excitement!

I’m ballooning with excitement!

Why did the balloon go to school_ To become an air-head

Why did the balloon go to school? To become an air-head.

Let’s soar to new heights together!

Let’s soar to new heights together!

What's a balloon’s least favorite kind of music_ Pop!

What’s a balloon’s least favorite kind of music? Pop!

These puns might just blow up!

These puns might just blow up!

What did the balloon say to the doctor_ _I feel light-headed!

What did the balloon say to the doctor? “I feel light-headed!”

You can’t helium but you can mend him

You can’t helium but you can mend him.

Why are balloons never at rest_ They're always up to something!

Why are balloons never at rest? They’re always up to something!

I've got to let you go; it's up-lifting.

I’ve got to let you go; it’s up-lifting.

What’s a balloon’s favorite game_ Burst your bubble

What’s a balloon’s favorite game? Burst your bubble.

Keep your emotions in-tact, don’t burst now!

Keep your emotions in-tact, don’t burst now!

How do balloons stay in shape_ By always staying pumped

How do balloons stay in shape? By always staying pumped.

You're the wind beneath my wings—or balloon

You’re the wind beneath my wings—or balloon.

Why did the balloon break up with its partner_ It felt too deflated

Why did the balloon break up with its partner? It felt too deflated.

I’m just a balloon, trying to make it through the needles of life.

I’m just a balloon, trying to make it through the needles of life.

How do balloons travel_ They jet-stream

How do balloons travel? They jet-stream.

A balloon’s life is always up in the air

A balloon’s life is always up in the air.

What do you call a balloon in a vacuum_ Out of air

What do you call a balloon in a vacuum? Out of air.

Stick with me and we’ll go far—floating away from our troubles!

Stick with me and we’ll go far—floating away from our troubles!

Why did the balloon float over the fence_ To get to the pop side

Why did the balloon float over the fence? To get to the pop side.

My love for you inflates each day

My love for you inflates each day.

Why don't balloons work in retail_ They always blow up the customers

Why don’t balloons work in retail? They always blow up the customers.

Don’t burst my bubble, join the fun!

Don’t burst my bubble, join the fun!

What did one balloon say to the other on Valentine’s Day_ _You lift me up!

What did one balloon say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You lift me up!”

Let’s knot let this opportunity float away

Let’s knot let this opportunity float away.

Why don't balloons use social media_ They're afraid of the comments popping their bubble

Why don’t balloons use social media? They’re afraid of the comments popping their bubble.

Inflate, relate, celebrate!

Inflate, relate, celebrate!

How do you keep a balloon from getting lost_ Put it on cloud nine

How do you keep a balloon from getting lost? Put it on cloud nine.

I’m not over-inflated, I’m just enthusiastic!

I’m not over-inflated, I’m just enthusiastic!

Why did the balloon stay home from the party_ It lost its helium

Why did the balloon stay home from the party? It lost its helium.

Let’s tie the knot and float away

Let’s tie the knot and float away.

What’s a balloon’s favorite type of story_ A high-flying tale

What’s a balloon’s favorite type of story? A high-flying tale.

Don’t worry, be hoppy—hop on this balloon ride!

Don’t worry, be hoppy—hop on this balloon ride!

Why did the policeman stop the balloon_ It was caught floating under the influence

Why did the policeman stop the balloon? It was caught floating under the influence.

Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says, _We don’t serve noble gases here._ Helium doesn’t react

Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here.” Helium doesn’t react.

What’s the best way to hold a balloon party_ Plan a blowout

What’s the best way to hold a balloon party? Plan a blowout.

You auto-complete me—like helium completes balloons

You auto-complete me—like helium completes balloons.

What do you get when you cross a balloon and a notebook_ Pop-up notes

What do you get when you cross a balloon and a notebook? Pop-up notes.

Just floating an idea here

Just floating an idea here…

Why did the balloon refuse to go to the dance_ It had no body to dance with

Why did the balloon refuse to go to the dance? It had no body to dance with.

Rise to the occasion, elevate your thoughts!

Rise to the occasion, elevate your thoughts!

How do balloons see the future_ They helium-gaze

How do balloons see the future? They helium-gaze.

Is this party inflated, or is it just me

Is this party inflated, or is it just me?

Why was the balloon so smart_ It was full of hot air

Why was the balloon so smart? It was full of hot air.

Feeling deflated_ Let’s pump you up!

Feeling deflated? Let’s pump you up!

What do you call a balloon that’s good at math_ An air-ithmatic expert

What do you call a balloon that’s good at math? An air-ithmatic expert.

That’s irre-zistable, like popping a balloon

That’s irre-zistable, like popping a balloon.

How do balloons greet each other_ _Hey, bud, up here!

How do balloons greet each other? “Hey, bud, up here!”

Hope your day is looking up!

Hope your day is looking up!

What do you call a balloon animal in the Arctic_ A polar pop

What do you call a balloon animal in the Arctic? A polar pop.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, blow like a balloon!

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, blow like a balloon!

Why did the balloon take up yoga_ To improve its flexibility and inflation

Why did the balloon take up yoga? To improve its flexibility and inflation.

Our friendship isn’t a trial balloon; it’s here to stay!

Our friendship isn’t a trial balloon; it’s here to stay!

What do you call a balloon that’s deflated_ Out of spirits

What do you call a balloon that’s deflated? Out of spirits.

When life gives you helium, make balloons!

When life gives you helium, make balloons!

Why did the balloon join the circus_ It wanted to reach new heights

Why did the balloon join the circus? It wanted to reach new heights.

You're never too old to blow up a balloon.

You’re never too old to blow up a balloon.

Why do balloons make good detectives_ They always rise to the occasion

Why do balloons make good detectives? They always rise to the occasion.

Bursting with joy, or just another balloon

Bursting with joy, or just another balloon?

What do you call a very cold balloon_ A chill blower

What do you call a very cold balloon? A chill blower.

We're all about that 'bass'... and balloons!

We’re all about that ‘bass’… and balloons!

Why don’t balloons work in IT_ Too much static makes them burst

Why don’t balloons work in IT? Too much static makes them burst.

Balloons are just RVs for clowns.

Balloons are just RVs for clowns.

What happens when a balloon gets angry_ It blows up!

What happens when a balloon gets angry? It blows up!

Keep calm and carry on floating.

Keep calm and carry on floating.
Why did the balloon break up with the pin_ It was too pointy

Why did the balloon break up with the pin? It was too pointy.

No strings attached—just floating freely!

No strings attached—just floating freely!

What do you call a balloon on a diet_ A light floater

What do you call a balloon on a diet? A light floater.

Up, up, and away in my beautiful balloon!

Up, up, and away in my beautiful balloon!

What happens when you let go of a balloon_ It sky-rockets

What happens when you let go of a balloon? It sky-rockets

This might be over-inflated, but I think you're great.

This might be over-inflated, but I think you’re great.

How do you save a drowning balloon_ Inflate it to the surface

How do you save a drowning balloon? Inflate it to the surface.

Having a blast—like a balloon popping!

Having a blast—like a balloon popping!

Why was the balloon a good comedian_ It always cracked up

Why was the balloon a good comedian? It always cracked up.

Why was the balloon a good comedian_ It always cracked up

Pop a joke, not a balloon.

What did the balloon say after getting inflated_ _I'm pumped!

What did the balloon say after getting inflated? “I’m pumped!”

Balloons_ The ultimate airheads

Balloons: The ultimate airheads.

How do balloons pay for things_ With a charge card, but they always inflate the bill

How do balloons pay for things? With a charge card, but they always inflate the bill.

A balloon's life is full of ups and downs.

A balloon’s life is full of ups and downs.

Why are balloons bad liars_ They’re transparent

Why are balloons bad liars? They’re transparent.

Don’t push my buttons, or I’ll pop!

Don’t push my buttons, or I’ll pop!

Why do balloons love astronomy_ They're already looking up!

Why do balloons love astronomy? They’re already looking up!

Every balloon has a silver lining, or is it latex

Every balloon has a silver lining, or is it latex?

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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