101 Banana Puns that Will Make You Go Bananas for Laughs

Welcome to the ultimate bunch of hilarity—100 Banana Puns that Will Make You Go Bananas for Laughs! Whether you’re looking for a quick chuckle or need to sweeten up your day, you’ve landed in the right place. Bananas have long been a staple in comedy, from their iconic slapstick appeal to their bright, cheerful color that just screams ‘funny’. So, it’s no surprise that banana puns are a-peeling to people of all ages.

In this blog, we’re going to split your sides with the most hilarious banana puns you’ve ever heard. These puns are carefully selected for maximum giggles and are ripe with comedy. We’ll take you on a whimsical journey through wordplay that’s both clever and bursting with potassium-rich humor. From puns that will make you think twice to those that will have you peeling over with laughter, we’ve got them all.

So, buckle up for a wild ride through the grove as we peel back the humor and reveal puns that are top bananas. Whether you’re looking to add some zest to your writing, crafting the perfect caption for social media, or simply want to entertain your friends and family, these banana puns are sure to do the trick. Get ready to unleash the comedy fruit because this blog is the banana equivalent of a stand-up comedy show!

Peel the love, go bananas!

Peel the love, go bananas!

This pun is a-peeling!

This pun is a-peeling!

Bananas always split in groups.

Bananas always split in groups. 

 You're driving me bananas!

You’re driving me bananas!

A-peel to your fruity side.

A-peel to your fruity side.

Banana in pajamas, caught dreaming!

Banana in pajamas, caught dreaming!

I find you quite a-peeling.

I find you quite a-peeling.

Bananas: they never slip up.

Bananas: they never slip up.

Peel away your worries!

Peel away your worries!

This bunch is bananas!

This bunch is bananas!

Go bananas, not nuts!

Go bananas, not nuts!

Let's never split, banana.

Let’s never split, banana.

Not all jokes are ripe yet.

Not all jokes are ripe yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like bananas.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like bananas.

Going bananas over these prices!

Going bananas over these prices!

This joke is bunches of fun.

This joke is bunches of fun.

Slip into happiness, not peels.

Slip into happiness, not peels.

Let’s make like a banana and split.

Let’s make like a banana and split.

Stay banana-tastic, folks!

Stay banana-tastic, folks!

Orange you glad I'm not a banana?

Orange you glad I’m not a banana?

Banana bread, will travel.

Banana bread, will travel.

Life is better with bananas.

Life is better with bananas.

I’m bananas for you!

I’m bananas for you!

Unpeel your true self.

Unpeel your true self.

Banana cake: slice of heaven.

Banana cake: slice of heaven.

When life gets tough, go bananas.

When life gets tough, go bananas.

One bad apple spoils the bananas.

One bad apple spoils the bananas.

Bananas never peel pressure.

Bananas never peel pressure.

Go bananas or go home!

Go bananas or go home!

That’s bananas, and I love it!

That’s bananas, and I love it!

Banana splits are my therapy.

Banana splits are my therapy.

 Never underestimate a banana’s peel.

Never underestimate a banana’s peel.

A banana a day keeps the frowns away.

A banana a day keeps the frowns away.

Are you peeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

Are you peeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

Is this too bananas for you?

Is this too bananas for you?

You're the top banana in my book.

You’re the top banana in my book.

Get your daily dose of potassium!

Get your daily dose of potassium!

That’s one in a melon...oops, banana!

That’s one in a melon…oops, banana!

We’re bananas about sales!

We’re bananas about sales!

Let’s not slip on the details.

Let’s not slip on the details.

Banana humor? I’m all ears.

Banana humor? I’m all ears.

Always the banana, never the monkey.

Always the banana, never the monkey.

Yellow on the outside, party inside.

Yellow on the outside, party inside.

Bananas make the peel deal.

Bananas make the peel deal.

Splits just got real.

Splits just got real.

Keep calm and banana on.

Keep calm and banana on.

Make like a banana and leaf.

Make like a banana and leaf.

I'm bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

I’m bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

I might slip if you peel back.

I might slip if you peel back.

Feeling fruity? Grab a banana!

Feeling fruity? Grab a banana!

Don’t let anyone bruise your bananas.

Don’t let anyone bruise your bananas.

Banana jokes? I’m yellowing with laughter!

Banana jokes? I’m yellowing with laughter!

This bunch is a little bananas!

This bunch is a little bananas!

Peel the joy of every day.

Peel the joy of every day.

Caught yellow-handed with the banana!

Caught yellow-handed with the banana!

Let’s split from the routine.

Let’s split from the routine.

Smoothie operator at work here.

Smoothie operator at work here.

Banana riders, assemble!

Banana riders, assemble!

It's bananas how good you look!

It’s bananas how good you look!

You can't elude the banana brigade!

You can’t elude the banana brigade!

Like a banana, I'm well-rounded.

Like a banana, I’m well-rounded.

There's no business like 'banana' business.

There’s no business like ‘banana’ business.

Banana: Nature's original snack stick.

Banana: Nature’s original snack stick.

Don’t slip up, stay cool.

Don’t slip up, stay cool.

Eat bananas and monkey around.

Eat bananas and monkey around.

No time for melon-choly when there’s banana.

No time for melon-choly when there’s banana.

Keep the good times peeling.

Keep the good times peeling.

It's not over till the banana sings.

It’s not over till the banana sings.

Full of energy and potassium punch!

Full of energy and potassium punch!

Can’t elope? Get a banana.

Can’t elope? Get a banana.

Peels of laughter guaranteed.

Peels of laughter guaranteed.

Yellow, is it me you're looking for?

Yellow, is it me you’re looking for?

Let’s a-peel to better snacking.

Let’s a-peel to better snacking.

Banana peels: Nature's practical joke.

Banana peels: Nature’s practical joke.

Don't squish the squash or bananas.

Don’t squish the squash or bananas.

Fruit-astic feats with bananas.

Fruit-astic feats with bananas.

Let the banana drama unfold.

Let the banana drama unfold.

Why did the banana go out? To peel free!

Why did the banana go out? To peel free!

A banana met a ginger root: spice things up!

A banana met a ginger root: spice things up!

Bananarchy in the UK.

Bananarchy in the UK.

Don't stop, keep peeling on.

Don’t stop, keep peeling on.

A banana walks into a bar…

A banana walks into a bar…

Just roll with the bananas.

Just roll with the bananas.

Banan-o-rama drama!

Banan-o-rama drama!

Break out the banana boat.

Break out the banana boat.

Life’s too short to dodge bananas.

Life’s too short to dodge bananas.

Yellow fever: crazy about bananas.

Yellow fever: crazy about bananas.

Let’s shake, rattle, and banana roll.

Let’s shake, rattle, and banana roll.

Love me some banana drama.

Love me some banana drama.

Potassium powered and proud.

Potassium powered and proud.

Can bananas perform? Yes, in bunches!

Can bananas perform? Yes, in bunches!

One banana, two banana, three banana, floor!

One banana, two banana, three banana, floor!

Bananas about puns? Leaf it here!

 Bananas about puns? Leaf it here!

If bananas had passports, they’d be yellow.

If bananas had passports, they’d be yellow.

Watch me whip, watch me banana.

Watch me whip, watch me banana.

Ever tried banana con salsa?

Ever tried banana con salsa?

Banana art: let’s draw a peeling.

Banana art: let’s draw a peeling.

Bananas are my main squeeze.

Bananas are my main squeeze.

Just one more banana pun...

Just one more banana pun…

No room for debate, just bananas!

No room for debate, just bananas!

Peel out in a yellow Corvette.

Peel out in a yellow Corvette.

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Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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