Why did the basketball team go to the bank? To get their bounce checks!
I’m always a basket case during the playoffs.
Why don’t basketball players ever get lost? Because they always find the court!
Dunkin’ ain’t just for donuts!
Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? In case he had to tie the score!
I’m rebounding from last night’s game.
What do you call a basketball player who misses free throws? A bricklayer.
That shot was a real slam dunk!
Why was the basketball team so good at math? They knew how to multiply their scores!
Don’t worry, just take it one hoop at a time.
Why did the basketball player go to jail? He shot the ball.
You’re dribbling on my dreams.
What’s a basketball player’s favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
No need to be so foul-mouthed.
Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players kept dribbling on it.
I’ve got a court date tonight.
What do you get when you cross a basketball player and a judge? Court in session!
Let’s hoop it up!
Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch? He wanted to draw a foul.
I’m feeling a little alley-oopsie today.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A ball hog.
You can bank on that shot.
Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can dunk them!
This game is a real nail-biter, or should I say net-biter?
Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player? She always ran away from the ball!
I’ll always assist you in your time of need.
Why do basketball players make good friends? Because they always give a shot!
He’s the MVP—Most Valuable Punster.
How do basketball players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans.
Don’t travel too far, you might get called for it.
Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? To take his game to new heights!
This pun is nothing but net.
What’s a basketball player’s favorite type of music? Hip hop.
I’m really on the ball today.
Why did the scarecrow become a basketball player? He was outstanding in his field.
Let’s not get too defensive here.
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? Because they hate traveling.
You’ve got a slam-dunk personality.
What’s a basketball player’s favorite place to eat? Dunkin’ Donuts.
She’s a real baller.
Why did the basketball player go to school? To improve his dribble and pass his tests.
You’re my rebound.
What’s a basketball player’s favorite dessert? Alley-oops cream.
Let’s court some fun.
Why did the basketball team visit the library? To check out some rebounds.
You’ve got a hoop dream.
How does a basketball player calm down? He takes some time to think inside the box.
I’m just here for the courtside seats.
Why did the basketball player bring a flashlight to practice? He wanted to shoot some lights out.
Let’s dribble our way to success.
What do you call a dinosaur that plays basketball? A slam-dunk-o-saurus.
You can’t handle my crossovers.
Why do basketball players always get along? They know how to handle their differences on the court.
You’ve got a three-point personality.
Why don’t basketball players play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding with those giant shoes!
We’re in the same league.
What do you call a basketball player’s pet? A dribble dog.
You’re my number one draft pick.
Why was the basketball player always so positive? He always looked for the assist.
That’s a full-court press of puns.
How do you make a basketball player laugh? Tell him a court jest.
I hoop you have a good day.
Why do basketball players love tea? Because they’re great at dunking!
I’m in a league of my own.
Why was the basketball player always calm? He never let the game rattle his rim.
Let’s bounce back from this.
What’s a basketball player’s favorite animal? A hoop-o-potamus
You’re always in the zone.
Why did the basketball player carry a broom? For sweeping the series.
Let’s lay up some good times.
How do basketball players stay warm? They get a court side seat.
I’m just winging it on the court.
Why did the basketball team bring a map to the game? To avoid unnecessary fouls.
You’re a slam-dunk friend.
What do you call a basketball team with a bad attitude? The foul line.
Don’t dribble away from your problems.
Why don’t basketball players play cards? They might get a foul deck.
You’re a high-flyer.
What’s a basketball player’s favorite holiday? Hoops-giving.
You make my heart do a fast break.
Why was the basketball player a good poet? He had great rhyme and rhythm.
I’m taking a shot at this.
Why did the basketball player get a job at the bakery? He wanted to make more turnovers.
Let’s get our game on.
What do you get when you cross a basketball player and a tree? Tall stories.
You’ve got a lot of hoops to jump through.
Why do basketball players love fairy tales? Because they always have good endings.
You always make the assist in life.
How do basketball players like their eggs? Scrambled, so they can practice their bounce.
We’ve got good court chemistry.
Why did the basketball player bring a mirror to the game? So he could reflect on his plays.
You’re my pick-and-roll partner.
What’s a basketball player’s favorite candy? Jumpshot gummies.
I’m just here for the layups and laughter.
Why was the basketball team good at baking? They had a great mix.
This game is a real buzzer-beater.
Why did the basketball player go to space? To shoot for the stars.
I’m hooping for the best.
What’s a basketball player’s favorite kind of weather? Slam-dunk rain!
Let’s net some great memories together.