Why did the loaf of bread break up with the baguette? It couldn’t handle the long-distance relationship!
You’re the yeast of my worries!
What do you call a loaf of bread that’s been in a fight? A sourdough!
Let’s get this bread!
How does bread win over friends? With its loaf-ly personality!
You’re the upper crust of society.
Why did the baker go to therapy? To sort out his kneady behavior!
Loaf is all you knead.
What do you call a loaf of bread that’s a genius? Pure-bread smart!
Don’t worry, be crumby.
Why did the slice of bread go to work? It kneaded the dough.
This situation is a little crusty.
What does bread do after it’s done baking? Loaf around.
Rye so serious?
Why was the bread so good at baseball? It always had a perfect batter!
Let’s raise a toast to our success.
What’s a bread’s favorite movie? “Loaf Actually.”
I knead you in my life.
Why don’t bread jokes ever get old? They have a rye sense of humor.
Doughn’t you know I loaf you?
How does bread break up with someone? “I think we should see other buns.”
It’s a matter of loaf and death.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they make lots of dough!
You deserve butter.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat? Thoroughbread.
We’re on a roll now!
Why did the dough add everyone on social media? It wanted to feel yeast popular.
Just roll with it.
What type of a dog does a baker have? A purebread!
Are you bready for this?
Why did the loaf file a police report? It got mugged in the breadbox.
This is how we roll.
What do bread kids say during hide and seek? “Bready or not, here I crumb!”
Crust me on this one.
Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? He got tired of the hole thing.
He’s a gluten for punishment.
What do loaves take on vacation? The crumb-er van!
Bread my lips.
Why did the bread break its promise? It was going against the grain.
That’s the yeast of my problems.
What’s a bread’s favorite type of music? Rye and roll!
Let’s not loaf around.
Why do slices of bread hate sunny weather? They tend to get too toasted!
A toast to your health!
What does a loaf of bread say to motivate its friends? “You can crust yourself!”
Feeling crumby today.
What do bread winners of races get? A grain medal!
That joke was crumbelievable.
Why don’t slices of bread make good detectives? They always leave crumbs behind.
Life’s a batch!
Why did the slice of bread start a blog? It wanted to express its inner crust.
You’ve got to be bready to handle it.
What’s a loaf of bread’s favorite way to travel? On a ferry crumb!
All’s fair in loaf and war.
How did the loaf apologize? “I’m sorry for going against the grain.”
Crumb and get it!
What do you call a mischievous loaf of bread? A rascal rye!
I’m bready for anything.
Why did the baguette never get lost? It knew every nook and cranny!
Don’t loaf me behind!
Why did the bread hate hot weather? It always felt like it was baking!
This might sound half-baked.
What did the loaf say to the butter? “You’re on a roll!”
It’s the yeast I can do.
Why did the bread roll into the bar? To meet some cool jams.
Let’s bread out of here.
How does bread flirt? “Hey there, crumb here often?”
That’s just how I roll.
What do you call an excited loaf of bread? All pumped up with whole grains!
Keep your friends toast and your enemies toaster.
Why was the bread so full of itself? It thought it was the best thing since sliced bread!
Bread to the bone.
What does bread wear to the beach? A crumb-kini.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Why did the bread look sad? Its plans were always crumby.
I’m a gluten for your love.
What did the yeast say to the flour? “I loaf making you rise!”
I’m bready if you are.
What kind of bread does a house make? Sill-y dough!
Crust your instincts.
Why was the loaf of bread a good employee? It always rose to the occasion.
You’ve got to dough it.
Why did the baker file a lawsuit? For batter interference.
It’s a bread, bread world.
What do you call a loaf of bread that likes to read? Well-bread.
Slice to meet you.
Why was the bread so scary? It was a frightful loaf!
I loaf spending time with you.
What do you call bread that’s waiting in line? Bread in queue.
Crust me, it’s going to be okay.
Why did the bread win an award? For outstanding performance in a grain role.
Rye believe in you.
What do you call an artistic loaf? A masterpiece of dough.
I’m not a bread loser.
Why did the slice of bread go to space? To experience zero crumbs.
Well-bread and well-read.
How does bread make a toast? With a little bit of wine and butter words.
Bready, set, go!
Why did the bread teacher go to school? To improve the upper crust.
It’s impastable to stay mad at you.