Why don’t candies ever get lonely? Because they’re always in a bunch!
You’re never too old for sweets, just “mint” to enjoy them!
What kind of bear has no teeth? A gummy bear!
Can February March? No, but April May candy!
How do you organize a space party? You planet with starbursts!
Don’t snicker at my sweet tooth, it’s just how I “roll-o.”
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie!
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist but I candy!
What’s a candy’s favorite game? Bite and seek.
Let’s “stick” together like gum on a shoe.
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
A life without candy is less “suite.”
What do you call candy that was stolen? Hot chocolate!
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t be very “gummy.”
Why are there no secrets in a candy store? Because the Jolly Ranchers spill the beans!
My favorite rapper? Eminem, of course!
What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A Milk Dud!
What do you call a nosy candy? A snoop doggy dog treat!
How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket with Milky Ways.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down—like sticky candy!
What candy is always late? ChocoLATE!
You got a chip on your shoulder? Well, I’ve got a candy in my hand!
Why did the candy cane get a job? It wanted to be minted.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it’s “fudge” full of surprises.
How does the moon eat its candy? In eclipse!
Keep your friends close and your candy closer.
Why don’t candies play soccer? They might get a red card for candy cane tackling!
If you don’t like my puns, you need a better sense of taste. Sweeten up!
What type of candy never listens? Sours!
What happens when you bring a bag of gummy bears to the party? Things get a little chewy!
What do you call an overweight pumpkin? A plumpkin pie!
It’s about time I got recognized for my skills. I’ve always known I’m a “Smartie.”
How do candy bars laugh? In Snickers!
Why was the candy so good at school? It was a total “nerd.”
What did one candy say to the other during a race? I’m going to licorice you!
Don’t trust people that dislike candy, they’re just jelly.
What candy do you eat on the playground? Recess pieces.
Trying to save your candy for later? Good “luck!”
Why was the birthday candy sad? It was a party poopermint.
Why did the candy go to therapy? It needed someone to “bar” its soul to.
What do you call an ant that likes candy? Sweet-tooth!
If you don’t like my puns, take a “chill pill” or maybe a Pez!
How does a lemon drop introduce itself in a bar? “Sour to meet you!”
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I candy it!
Why did the jelly bean go to school? To become a smartie.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling goblin.
I’m not a big fan of candy, said no Juan ever.
Why did the jelly baby refuse to work? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
When life gives you lemons, trade them for candy.
What candy is always at home? Dome-stic sugar!
Never trust candy left in the sun, they tend to have melty intentions.
Why did the lollipop go to the bank? To stay on the sucker list.
What’s a candy’s favorite subject? Sweet-math-ics!
What kind of music do candy bars listen to? Wrapper music.
Trying to eat less candy is a real jawbreaker.
What’s a cat’s favorite candy? Mice Krispies!
Remember, every candy piece you eat today will seem fudge-tastic tomorrow.
How do you keep bubble gum from crying? You burst its bubble gently.
If you can’t sweet talk your way out, just candy!
What does a gingerbread man use to make his bed? Cookie sheets!
A candy a day keeps the real world away.
What did the candy say when it broke up with its girlfriend? “It’s not you, it’s me… licorice.”
Let’s twist and shout for some chocolate sprouts!
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE!
Can I barrow some sugar?
How do you make a milk shake? Give it a good scare!
How does a candy propose? With a ring pop!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
When candy has a problem, it just chews it out.
What kind of dog likes baths? A shampoodle!
Sometimes you just have to roll with the sweet punches.
Why was the candy corn such a good musician? It always played in kernels.
What’s a ghost’s favorite candy? Boo-ble gum!
What did one Oreo say to the other Oreo? “Want to be dunk buddies?”
Never leave your candy in the car; they might have a meltdown!
What do you call a dinosaur made of chocolate? A Choco-saurus!
What do you call an educated candy? Smarties pants!
How does a lollipop greet a candy bar? “Stick around, buddy!”
Don’t ever make a candy angry, they bring a whole new meaning to biting remarks.
Why did the gum go to art school? It wanted to learn to draw flavor!
What do you get when you mix ducks with candy? A quackerjack box!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy? A mars bar!
A day without candy can be like “mint” without the sweet.
What’s a chocolate’s favorite genre? Cocoa-medies!
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a candy? A baa baa gum!
What did the candy say at the door? “I’m bar none the best treat!”
Be careful with candy, it might stick with you for a while.
How do you describe an adventurous candy? Jawsome!
Why did the candy go to jail? Because it was caught steeling hearts.
What kind of candy explodes? Firecracker candy!
Don’t worry, I’m not here to fudge the truth.
Why do candies love the holidays? They fit right into the spirit – sweet and bright!
If life isn’t sweet enough, add candy!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frosty Paws!
What do you call an affectionate candy? A cuddle candy.
Why was the lollipop awarded a medal? For being outstanding in its field.
Life is short, make it sweet!
What’s a candy’s life philosophy? Life is sweet, take a treat!
If you don’t like my candy puns, you’re just sour grapes!