Cheese Puns and Jokes

What type of cheese is made backward_ Edam

What type of cheese is made backward? Edam.

I camembert the thought of being without cheese

I camembert the thought of being without cheese.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours_ Nacho cheese!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!

You're looking sharp, just like my favorite cheddar!

You’re looking sharp, just like my favorite cheddar!

How do you handle dangerous cheese_ Caerphilly

How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly.

You feta believe these puns are going to be good!

You feta believe these puns are going to be good!

What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse_ Mascarpone

What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse? Mascarpone.

It’s nacho average cheese, it’s extraordinary!

It’s nacho average cheese, it’s extraordinary!

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror_ Halloumi!

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi!

That’s what cheese said!

That’s what cheese said!

What do you call an angry cheese_ Gorgonzilla

What do you call an angry cheese? Gorgonzilla.

I’m so fondue of you.

I’m so fondue of you.

Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone_ Because the roquefort was too hard

Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone? Because the roquefort was too hard.

Have you accepted cheeses into your life

Have you accepted cheeses into your life?

How do you get a mouse to smile_ Say cheese!

How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!

This might sound cheesy, but I think you're grate

This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re grate.

Which cheese is made from a witch's milk_ Broom cheese

Which cheese is made from a witch’s milk? Broom cheese.

Brie mine forever.

Brie mine forever.

What kind of music does cheese listen to_ R & Brie

What kind of music does cheese listen to? R & Brie.

Don't string me along unless it's mozzarella

Don’t string me along unless it’s mozzarella.

Why did the wheel of cheese roll down the hill_ To get away from the cutting board!

Why did the wheel of cheese roll down the hill? To get away from the cutting board!

Life is gouda when you've got cheese

Life is gouda when you’ve got cheese.

What cheese can perform miracles_ Provolone

What cheese can perform miracles? Provolone.

You've got me feeling blue, in the best way possible!

You’ve got me feeling blue, in the best way possible!

What do you call cheese that's sad_ Blue cheese

What do you call cheese that’s sad? Blue cheese.

Are you cheddar 'cause you’re just so sharp

Are you cheddar ’cause you’re just so sharp?

Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced_ It had grater plans

Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plans.

This cheese may be old, but it’s aged to perfection

This cheese may be old, but it’s aged to perfection.

Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday_ Because of baby cheese-us

Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Because of baby cheese-us.

Don't be bleu, I'm here for you

Don’t be bleu, I’m here for you.

What's a pirate's favorite cheese_ Chedd-AARR!

What’s a pirate’s favorite cheese? Chedd-AARR!

Let’s have a cheesy night in

Let’s have a cheesy night in.

Why don't cheeses make good musicians_ They tend to Brie sharp

Why don’t cheeses make good musicians? They tend to Brie sharp.

I'm feeling grate, thanks for asking

I’m feeling grate, thanks for asking.

What do you call expensive cheese_ Fondue-due-due!

What do you call expensive cheese? Fondue-due-due!

A little cheese now and then is relished by the wisest men.

A little cheese now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Why didn't the cheese want to be with the cracker_ It felt too crumby

Why didn’t the cheese want to be with the cracker? It felt too crumby.

Cheese the day!

Cheese the day!

What did one cheese tell the other during a race_ Brie fast!

What did one cheese tell the other during a race? Brie fast!

You make everything brie-ghter

You make everything brie-ghter.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear down a mountain_ Camembert (Come on bear)!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come on bear)!

It's always a gouda time for a pun

It’s always a gouda time for a pun.

What cheese surrounds a medieval castle_ Moat-zarella

What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moat-zarella.

My love for cheese is never provolone

My love for cheese is never provolone.

Why do cheese makers make good friends_ They're grate!

Why do cheese makers make good friends? They’re grate!

Don’t go bacon my heart, bring home the cheese!

Don’t go bacon my heart, bring home the cheese!

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face_ Too close for comfort food

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?

What’s a cheese diet_ Eating curds and weigh

What’s a cheese diet? Eating curds and weigh.

It ain't easy being cheesy

It ain’t easy being cheesy.

What did Shakespeare say about cheesy snacks_ _To brie or not to brie

What did Shakespeare say about cheesy snacks? “To brie or not to brie.”

You had me at haloumi.

You had me at haloumi.

Why did the cheese go to art school_ It wanted to be Gouda-nough

Why did the cheese go to art school? It wanted to be Gouda-nough.

There’s no such thing as too much cheese. You’re just too weak

There’s no such thing as too much cheese. You’re just too weak.

What does a cheese lover say when something is hard_ _This is un-Brie-lievable

What does a cheese lover say when something is hard? “This is un-Brie-lievable.”

Every now and then I fall apart, like blue cheese.

Every now and then I fall apart, like blue cheese.

How do you describe a dinosaur made out of cheese_ Gorgonzilla

How do you describe a dinosaur made out of cheese? Gorgonzilla.

Parmesan and thank you

Parmesan and thank you.

Why did the cheese lose its job_ Because it was always getting shredded

Why did the cheese lose its job? Because it was always getting shredded.

The cheese board is cheddar than it used to brie

The cheese board is cheddar than it used to brie.

Why do cheeses never win at hide and seek_ Because they're always peaking out of their holes

Why do cheeses never win at hide and seek? Because they’re always peaking out of their holes.

Whey to go!

Whey to go!

What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East_ Cheeses of Nazareth

What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East? Cheeses of Nazareth.

Let’s taco 'bout nacho cheese

Let’s taco ’bout nacho cheese.

Why was the cheese actor so good_ He knew how to milk every scene

Why was the cheese actor so good? He knew how to milk every scene.

Ricotta get through this together.

Ricotta get through this together.

Why did the cheese look pale_ It thought it might brie sick

Why did the cheese look pale? It thought it might brie sick.

You're the cheese to my macaroni

You’re the cheese to my macaroni.

What do you call it when a cheese goes #1_ Fondue

What do you call it when a cheese goes #1? Fondue.

In queso emergency, eat cheese

In queso emergency, eat cheese.

What's a cheese’s favorite vehicle_ The scoot-cheese

What’s a cheese’s favorite vehicle? The scoot-cheese.

Cheese—my favorite type of music

Cheese—my favorite type of music.

How does a cheese flirt_ _Hey there, you’re looking Gouda tonight!

How does a cheese flirt? “Hey there, you’re looking Gouda tonight!”

You make me melt.

You make me melt.

What do you call a ghost cheese_ Mascarp-haunt

What do you call a ghost cheese? Mascarp-haunt.

Cheese lovers are always gouda people

Cheese lovers are always gouda people.

What do you say to your friend who's eating too much cheese_ _That’s enough cheese, don't make me parm you

What do you say to your friend who’s eating too much cheese? “That’s enough cheese, don’t make me parm you.”

I’m not just feta up, I’m cheesed off!

I’m not just feta up, I’m cheesed off!

What's the richest cheese in the world_ Paris Stilton

What’s the richest cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.

It's hard to have edam and eve it

It’s hard to have edam and eve it.

What cheese do you use to hide a small horse_ Mascarpone

What cheese do you use to hide a small horse? Mascarpone.

Don’t be a munster, share the cheese

Don’t be a munster, share the cheese.

What's a cheese's favorite kind of music_ The blues

What’s a cheese’s favorite kind of music? The blues.

When I think of you, my heart feels like swiss cheese. Full of holes but delicious!

When I think of you, my heart feels like swiss cheese. Full of holes but delicious!

Why did the wheel of cheese quit its job_ It felt it was going nowhere

Why did the wheel of cheese quit its job? It felt it was going nowhere.

I’ve never met a cheese I didn’t like.

I’ve never met a cheese I didn’t like.

What's a cheese's favorite Shakespeare play_ The Merry Wives of Windsor Blue

What’s a cheese’s favorite Shakespeare play? The Merry Wives of Windsor Blue.

You mozza been heaven sent

You mozza been heaven sent.

How did the cheese paint its wife_ He double Gloucester

How did the cheese paint its wife? He double Gloucester.

Lettuce celebrate with cheese!

Lettuce celebrate with cheese!

What kind of cheese do trees like_ Swiss, because it has bark

What kind of cheese do trees like? Swiss, because it has bark.

How dairy you say no to cheese!

How dairy you say no to cheese!

How do you praise a cheese sculptor_ Say _you did a Gouda job!

How do you praise a cheese sculptor? Say “you did a Gouda job!”

If you were a cheese, you’d be legendary

If you were a cheese, you’d be legendary.

What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet_ You cheddar few pounds

What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet? You cheddar few pounds.

Halloumi, is it brie you're looking for

Halloumi, is it brie you’re looking for?

Why did the slice of cheese look worried_ It had too much on its plate

Why did the slice of cheese look worried? It had too much on its plate.

I’m in a really gouda mood.

I’m in a really gouda mood.

Why don't you make cheese a loan_ It's always provolone

Why don’t you make cheese a loan? It’s always provolone.

Let’s get feta up and have some cheese!

Let’s get feta up and have some cheese!

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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