Why don’t circus performers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding a 10-foot clown!
Life’s a circus, so let’s clown around!
What do you get when you cross a clown and a goat? A silly billy!
I’m all ears for a great elephant joke.
Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!
It’s a trapeze-y decision to love the circus.
How do circus acrobats stay in shape? They always keep their balance.
Don’t juggle too much or you might drop the ball.
Why did the clown go to school? To improve his “juggling” act.
Clowns always have a fun-tastic time.
Why don’t circus elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse!
Tightrope walkers are walking a fine line.
How do you make a circus ringmaster laugh? Tickle his funny bone.
I’m lion if I say the circus isn’t the mane event.
What did the tightrope walker say when he saw the lion? “I’m in de-nile!”
The circus is in-tents fun!
Why did the circus performer bring a ladder? To elevate his act!
I’m ringmastering my own destiny.
What’s a trapeze artist’s favorite drink? Swinging punch!
That clown’s outfit is quite the jest-ure.
How do clowns cook their dinner? In a “big top” oven.
Circus performers are always in high spirits.
Why did the clown cross the road? To get to the fun side!
Elephants never forget a good pun.
What’s the difference between a circus and a sorcerer? One has a cunning array of stunts, the other has a stunning array of… cunts.
The tightrope walker’s career is always on the line.
Why was the circus tent always clean? Because it had the best “sweepers” in town.
It’s a barrel of laughs at the circus.
What’s a clown’s favorite game? Hide and go “giggle.”
I’m a big fan of the fan-dango at the circus.
How do circus performers stay cool during summer? They use their fans!
The ringmaster always has a ringleader personality.
Why did the circus giraffe get promoted? He always looked up to his job.
Clowns have a nose for humor.
What do you call a nervous juggler? A “bottle” of nerves!
The circus lion has quite the roar-chestra.
Why did the circus acrobat become a lawyer? He knew how to balance the scales
That juggler is really balancing his career well.
How do clowns get around the city? In a little clown car, of course!
Circus acrobats always seem to flip out.
Why don’t circus performers play cards? They’re afraid of the “jokers.”
It’s un-fur-tunate when the lion tamer gets scratched.
What did the circus tiger say to the clown? “Stop clowning around, it’s dinner time!”
The circus is where the magic happens – no sleight of hand required.
Why did the circus band break up? They couldn’t handle the “big top” lifestyle.
The clown car is always over-occupied.
What’s a circus performer’s favorite vegetable? A “juggle”-bean.
A circus without clowns would be in-comedic.
How do circus performers like their coffee? With a lot of “balance.”
Elephant acts are never irrelephant.
Why did the clown go to the doctor? He felt a bit “funny.”
The acrobat was in knots about his performance.
What do you get if you cross a circus acrobat with a kangaroo? A high jumper!
It’s hard not to lion-ize the big cats at the circus.
Why did the circus tent go to therapy? It had too many “poles” to deal with.
The ringmaster has a lot of ring-leadership skills.
What’s a lion tamer’s favorite snack? “Big top” popcorn!
Circus acts always reach new heights.
Why did the circus performer refuse to retire? He loved the “ring” of the crowd.
The trapeze artist’s love life is up in the air.
How do you catch a circus performer? You “clown” around!
Clowns always put on a “swell” show.
Why did the circus elephant sit on the marshmallow? So he wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate!
The circus is a big top-ic of conversation.
What did the circus acrobat say after a great performance? “That was a real high point!”
The acrobat had to flip out of the way.
Why don’t clowns ever get lost? They always follow the “big top.”
It’s a balancing act to be a circus performer.
How do you know when a circus performer is lying? Their nose starts to “grow.”
That circus tent is quite the canopy-do.
Why did the circus tent feel depressed? It was feeling “under the weather.”
Clowns never fail to lift my spirits.
What’s a clown’s favorite candy? Cotton candy, because it’s fluffy like their hair!
The circus elephant has trunkloads of fun.
Why do elephants never use cell phones? They can’t fit them in their trunks!
Tightrope walkers really know how to string us along.
What do circus acrobats and mathematicians have in common? They both like “angles.”
The juggler’s act was balls to the wall.
Why did the lion tamer get a new job? He wanted a “mane” attraction.
Clowns always get the last laugh.
How do you know if a circus is haunted? When you hear the elephants “booo”!
The ringmaster always has a handle on things.
Why did the circus performer go to the bank? To check his “balance.”
The acrobat’s life is always on the edge.
What’s a clown’s favorite type of tea? Laughter-tea!
Elephants are the trunk card of the circus.
How do circus performers always stay calm? They know how to “juggle” their emotions.
The circus has me roaring with laughter.
Why did the circus tent feel embarrassed? It saw the “big top” fall.
The clown’s performance was a jest-ful delight.
What do you call a circus dog? A “big top” terrier!
Circus performers never miss a beat.
Why did the circus fire the clown? He kept “joking” around.
The trapeze artist was suspended in midair.
How do clowns stay healthy? By getting their daily “giggle” exercise.
Clowns have an innate jest for life.
What’s a circus acrobat’s favorite type of car? A compact!
The lion tamer was in de-nile about the danger.
The circus tent is the pinnacle of fun.
