Coffee Puns and Jokes

Espresso yourself every day!

Espresso yourself every day!

Stay grounded like coffee beans.

Stay grounded like coffee beans.

Life happens, coffee helps.

Life happens, coffee helps.

Mocha me happy!

Mocha me happy!

Brew can do it!

Brew can do it!

Take life one sip at a time

Take life one sip at a time.

Thanks a latte for being you!

Thanks a latte for being you!

This might be my cup of tea.

This might be my cup of tea.

Bean thinking about you a latte.

Bean thinking about you a latte.

Coffee, because adulting is hard.

Coffee, because adulting is hard.

Have a brew-tiful day!

Have a brew-tiful day!

What's brewing with you

What’s brewing with you?

Coffee_ a hug in a mug

Coffee: a hug in a mug.

Instant human, just add coffee.

Instant human, just add coffee.

Decaf_ No thanks, it's un-bean-lievable

Decaf? No thanks, it’s un-bean-lievable.

Keep your latte and smile.

Keep your latte and smile.

I like big cups and I cannot lie.

I like big cups and I cannot lie.

Time to espresso my feelings.

Time to espresso my feelings.

Coffee beans are the magic beans.

Coffee beans are the magic beans.

Java nice day!

Java nice day!

You mocha me very happy!

You mocha me very happy!

You're brew-ti-ful.

You’re brew-ti-ful.

Let's espresso our love for coffee.

Let’s espresso our love for coffee.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

Coffee_ survival juice

Coffee: survival juice.

You've got a latte going on.

You’ve got a latte going on.

Don't worry, be frappé.

Don’t worry, be frappé.

Too much Monday, not enough coffee.

Too much Monday, not enough coffee.

A day without coffee is depresso.

A day without coffee is depresso.

Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.

Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.

Roast and toast the day.

Roast and toast the day.

Don't be depresso, have an espresso.

Don’t be depresso, have an espresso.

Bean there, done that.

Bean there, done that.

Love at first sip.

Love at first sip.

Brewed to perfection!

Brewed to perfection!

Where have you bean all my life

Where have you bean all my life?

Coffee, my warm little friend.

Coffee, my warm little friend.

My blood type is coffee.

My blood type is coffee.

Rise and grind!

Rise and grind!

Let's stir up some fun.

Let’s stir up some fun.

Sip sip, hooray!

Sip sip, hooray!

My morning brew-tine.

My morning brew-tine.

It's coffee o'clock!

It’s coffee o’clock!

Let's talk coffee.

Let’s talk coffee.

Steaming with joy.

Steaming with joy.

Hit me with your best pot.

Hit me with your best pot.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Coffee, the best barista around.

Coffee, the best barista around.

My morning survival brew.

My morning survival brew.

Coffee, then conquer.

Coffee, then conquer.

I like you a latte.

I like you a latte.

I love you more than coffee (but please don't make me prove it)

I love you more than coffee (but please don’t make me prove it).

Can't espresso how much you bean to me.

Can’t espresso how much you bean to me.

Wake up and be awesome.

Wake up and be awesome.

I'm in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I'm just at the coffee shop

I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just at the coffee shop.

Coffee is my spirit animal.

Coffee is my spirit animal.

Let’s make some pour decisions.

Let’s make some pour decisions.

In coffee we trust.

In coffee we trust.

Coffee_ because it's too early for wine

Coffee: because it’s too early for wine.

Is it coffee time yet

Is it coffee time yet?

A brew will see you through.

A brew will see you through.

Make coffee not war.

Make coffee not war.

You're steam-azing!

You’re steam-azing!

Brewing up some fun!

Brewing up some fun!

Coffee, the best perk-me-up.

Coffee, the best perk-me-up.

Brew-tiful mornings.

Brew-tiful mornings.

Let’s catch up over coffee.

Let’s catch up over coffee.

A whole latte love!

A whole latte love!

Start your day with a smile and a coffee.

Start your day with a smile and a coffee.

Brew love, brew life.

Brew love, brew life.

That’s a brew-tiful coffee!

That’s a brew-tiful coffee!

Coffee, the best Monday motivation.

Coffee, the best Monday motivation.

All you need is love and more coffee.

All you need is love and more coffee.

Coffee first, schemes later.

Coffee first, schemes later.

Coffee, because it's illegal to do meth.

Coffee, because it’s illegal to do meth.

Bean on my mind.

Bean on my mind.

Wake, brew, repeat.

Wake, brew, repeat.

Any time is coffee time.

Any time is coffee time.

Coffee is my cardio.

Coffee is my cardio.

A latte a day keeps the grumpy away.

A latte a day keeps the grumpy away.

Brew, sip, smile, repeat.

Brew, sip, smile, repeat.

Life's too short for bad coffee.

Life’s too short for bad coffee.

Caffeine and kindness.

Caffeine and kindness.

Pour some sugar on me.

Pour some sugar on me.

Coffee, then adulting.

Coffee, then adulting.

How do I take my coffee_ Seriously, very seriously

How do I take my coffee? Seriously, very seriously.

Sip happens.

Sip happens.

Cool beans!

Cool beans!

Puns are a latte fun!

Puns are a latte fun!

A cup of Joe a day keeps the grumpy away.

A cup of Joe a day keeps the grumpy away.

Brew-haha.

Brew-haha.

What goes best with a cup of coffee_ Another cup

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.

Bean nice knowing you.

Bean nice knowing you.

I’ve bean thinking of you.

I’ve bean thinking of you.

Coffee is my best-tea.

Coffee is my best-tea.

Coffee, then everything else.

Coffee, then everything else.

It’s a brew-tiful day to save lives.

It’s a brew-tiful day to save lives.

What’s your brew number

What’s your brew number?

You mocha my world go round.

You mocha my world go round.

Life without coffee is like something without something... sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet

Life without coffee is like something without something… sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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