101 Coffee Quotes That Will Perk Up Your Day

Looking for coffee quotes to brighten your day? You’re in the right place. Here’s a list of 101 original coffee quotes that will perk you up and keep you smiling all day long.

  • “Coffee is a hug in a mug.”
  • “Life happens, coffee helps.”
  • “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
  • “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”
  • “Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.”
  • “First I drink the coffee, then I do the things.”
  • “Coffee is the gasoline of life.”
  • “Espresso yourself.”
  • “Decaf? No, thanks!”
  • “But first, coffee.”
  • “Coffee is my love language.”
  • “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that’s pretty close.”
  • “Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other.”
  • “Caffeine and kindness.”
  • “Take life one sip at a time.”
  • “Life begins after coffee.”
  • “Keep calm and drink coffee.”
  • “Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”
  • “Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”
  • “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”
  • “All you need is love and more coffee.”
  • “Coffee: the best part of the day.”
  • “Coffee is a cup of hope in a world full of chaos and Mondays.”
  • “Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid.”
  • “Coffee first. Schemes later.”
  • “Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.”
  • “Coffee: the liquid hug for your brain.”
  • “Life is too short for bad coffee.”
  • “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”
  • “Coffee: because crack is bad for you.”
  • “Inhale coffee, exhale negativity.”
  • “Coffee is the answer, no matter the question.”
  • “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
  • “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
  • “Drink coffee and pretend to know what you’re doing.”
  • “The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.”
  • “Coffee: a magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning, honey.'”
  • “Coffee is not just a drink; it’s a cup of sanity.”
  • “Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm.”
  • “Coffee before talkie.”
  • “Coffee: my hot friend I was telling you about.”
  • “Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink wine.”
  • “Coffee: turning ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning, honey’ since 1652.”
  • “Drink coffee and do good.”
  • “Coffee: survival juice.”
  • “I need a coffee the size of my head.”
  • “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.”
  • “Coffee: because mornings are difficult.”
  • “Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”
  • “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
  • “Coffee: the original mood enhancer.”
  • “Drink coffee, put on some gangster rap, and handle it.”
  • “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”
  • “Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.”
  • “Coffee is my spirit animal.”
  • “Coffee: because Mondays happen.”
  • “Coffee: because some things are just better rich.”
  • “Coffee is my best friend.”
  • “Life without coffee is like something without something… sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.”
  • “Coffee: because sleep is overrated.”
  • “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.”
  • “Coffee: the other vitamin C.”
  • “Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”
  • “Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”
  • “Coffee: the magic bean.”
  • “Coffee is always a good idea.”
  • “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.”
  • “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
  • “May your coffee be strong and your day be sweet.”
  • “Coffee: the adult’s tea party.”
  • “Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”
  • “Coffee: because waking up is hard to do.”
  • “Coffee: a liquid hug for your brain.”
  • “Coffee: the ultimate stress reliever.”
  • “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.”
  • “Coffee is my love language.”
  • “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.”
  • “Coffee is always a good idea.”
  • “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.”
  • “Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.”
  • “Coffee is the best medicine.”
  • “Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”
  • “Coffee: because sleep is for the weak.”
  • “Coffee is the answer, no matter the question.”
  • “Coffee: the universal language.”
  • “Coffee is my best friend.”
  • “Coffee: the liquid hug for your brain.”
  • “Coffee is always a good idea.”
  • “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
  • “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.”
  • “Coffee is my love language.”
  • “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.”
  • “Coffee: a liquid hug for your brain.”
  • “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.”
  • “Coffee is the answer, no matter the question.”
  • “Coffee: the liquid hug for your brain.”
  • “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.”
  • “Coffee is my love language.”
  • “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.”
  • “Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.”
  • “Coffee is always a good idea.”

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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