I changed my password to “incorrect.” So whenever I forget it, my computer reminds me, “Your password is incorrect.”
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
I’d tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down, just like my computer.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
My computer wanted a date, so it went to a byte bar.
What do you call a computer superhero? A Screen Saver!
The computer was hungry, so it had a byte and a cookie.
Why was the computer tired when it got home? Because it had a hard drive!
I don’t trust computers; they have too many bytes.
Why don’t robots ever get lost? Because they always have their “RAM” to remember the way!
My computer’s favorite artist? Pixel-asso!
What do you call an educated computer? A smart byte!
When my computer gets mad, it throws a fit and crashes.
How does a computer tell you it needs more memory? It says “byte me”!
I’m great at multitasking; I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once on my computer.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
My computer speaks fluent binary; it’s a true 101.
Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
I love working with computers, but sometimes they drive me GUI.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips!
When my computer goes to sleep, it dreams in pixels.
Why did the computer keep freezing? It left its Windows open!
My computer wanted to be an astronaut, so it joined the Space Bar.
How do computers get in shape? They run a lot of programs!
Why don’t computers ever get hungry? They’re always full of megabytes.
Why do computers always make bad decisions? Because they byte off more than they can process!
Computers prefer cold weather because they don’t overheat as much.
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep!
When my computer wants to socialize, it joins the local area network.
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of anxiety!
I made a pun about the cloud, but it went over everyone’s head.
I tried to start a band with my computer, but it kept crashing the gigs.
My computer hates getting viruses; it’s a bit of a clean freak.
My computer speaks fluent binary; it’s a true 101.
Computers and air conditioners have one thing in common: they work fine until you open windows.
I told my computer a joke, but it didn’t laugh. It just processed it.
My computer won an award; it’s officially a byte-sized genius.
I’m thinking about upgrading my computer. It’s the byte thing to do.
My computer and I have a great connection; it’s wired in love.
My computer always takes the same route to work; it’s on the data path.
Computers don’t make mistakes; they have bugs.
I tried to teach my computer a joke, but it only understands code.
My computer is a musician; it plays keyboard.
I threw my computer out the window; now it’s in a byte-sized panic.
Computers are great at math; they’re always in their prime.
I wanted to make my computer faster, so I gave it a boost.
My computer is so smart; it graduated at the top of its class.
I bought my computer a new outfit; it’s now well-dressed.
My computer loves to read; it’s a real page-turner.
I asked my computer for advice, and it gave me a byte of wisdom.
My computer’s favorite sport? Disk-us throwing.
Computers have good manners; they always say “please” and “thank you.”
I’m in a relationship with my computer; we have a great connection.
My computer always knows what’s trending; it’s really in the loop.
Computers are like old friends; they always remember your preferences.
My computer loves surprises; it’s always up for a pop-up.
I asked my computer to write a story; it came up with a byte novel.
Computers are like old friends; they always remember your preferences.
My computer’s favorite holiday? Cyber Monday.
Computers love jokes; they always get the punchline in one bit.
I tried to tell a computer a secret, but it started gossiping online.
My computer loves to travel; it’s always on a virtual tour.
I asked my computer for fashion advice; it gave me some good pointers.
Computers have great memories; they never forget a file.
My computer’s favorite drink? Java!
Computers are great at math; they’re always in their prime.
My computer loves jokes; it always gets the punchline in one bit.
Computers are like old friends; they always remember your preferences.
My computer is so smart; it graduated at the top of its class.
I told my computer a joke, but it didn’t laugh. It just processed it.
Computers are like old friends; they always remember your preferences.
I’m thinking about upgrading my computer. It’s the byte thing to do.
Computers and air conditioners have one thing in common: they work fine until you open windows.
My computer is so smart; it graduated at the top of its class.
I tried to start a band with my computer, but it kept crashing the gigs.
Computers are like old friends; they always remember your preferences.
I love working with computers, but sometimes they drive me GUI.
Computers are great at math; they’re always in their prime.
I threw my computer out the window; now it’s in a byte-sized panic.
Computers have good manners; they always say “please” and “thank you.”
My computer loves to travel; it’s always on a virtual tour.
I tried to teach my computer a joke, but it only understands code.
My computer’s favorite instrument? The guitarrr.
Computers have good manners; they always say “please” and “thank you.”
I asked my computer to write a story; it came up with a byte novel.
Computers love jokes; they always get the punchline in one bit.
My computer’s favorite animal? The “arrr-madillo.”
Computers love jokes; they always get the punchline in one bit.
My computer went to comedy school; it’s a real stand-up machine.
I threw my computer out the window; now it’s in a byte-sized panic.
My computer is a musician; it plays keyboard.
Computers have good manners; they always say “please” and “thank you.”
My computer loves to read; it’s a real page-turner.
Computers love jokes; they always get the punchline in one bit.
My computer is a musician; it plays keyboard.
Computers have good manners; they always say “please” and “thank you.”
