Looking for dad jokes to make the whole family giggle? You’re in the right place. Here’s a list of 101 original dad jokes that will have the kids cracking up in no time…
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? “Pleased to eat you.”
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field and had a brain.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why was the math book always stressed? It had too many problems to solve.
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine.
Why was the stadium so cool? It was filled with fans.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog? Frostbite.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the math teacher bring a ladder to class? To reach the high marks.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Why did the scarecrow become a neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field and had the brains.
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the right koalafications.
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.
Why was the math teacher sad? She had too many problems.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a watermelon.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? “Pleased to eat you.”
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Why was the stadium so cool? It was filled with fans.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog? Frostbite.
Why was the math book always stressed? It had too many problems to solve.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? “Pleased to eat you.”
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog? Frostbite.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician? Because he had perfect pitch.