101 Dad Jokes about Acorn Squash

Why did the acorn squashes get invited to all the parties_ They always bring the _squash-tastic_ fun!

Why did the acorn squashes get invited to all the parties? They always bring the “squash-tastic” fun!

What did one acorn squash say to the other at the gym_ _Let's get squashed!

What did one acorn squash say to the other at the gym? “Let’s get squashed!”

Why do acorn squashes never get lost_ They always find their _gourd

Why do acorn squashes never get lost? They always find their “gourd.”

What's an acorn squash's favorite exercise_ Squash-ups!

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite exercise? Squash-ups!

How do acorn squashes stay cool in the summer_ They find a nice shady patch and _chill-ax

How do acorn squashes stay cool in the summer? They find a nice shady patch and “chill-ax.”

Why did the acorn squashes start a band_ They wanted to make some _gourd-geous_ music!

Why did the acorn squashes start a band? They wanted to make some “gourd-geous” music!

What do acorn squashes do when they’re mad_ They _squash_ their feelings

What do acorn squashes do when they’re mad? They “squash” their feelings.

What did the acorn squash say after a long day_ _I’m feeling a bit squashed

What did the acorn squash say after a long day? “I’m feeling a bit squashed.”

Why was the acorn squash always the teacher's favorite_ It was _gourd_ to the core

Why was the acorn squash always the teacher’s favorite? It was “gourd” to the core.

How do acorn squashes keep track of time_ They always check their _squash watch

How do acorn squashes keep track of time? They always check their “squash watch.”

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite movie_ _Gourd of the Rings

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite movie? “Gourd of the Rings.”

How do acorn squashes greet each other_ _Squash you later!

How do acorn squashes greet each other? “Squash you later!”

Why did the acorn squash join the circus_ It wanted to be a _squash-buckling_ acrobat

Why did the acorn squash join the circus? It wanted to be a “squash-buckling” acrobat.

What do you call a musical acorn squash_ A _gourdian_ angel

What do you call a musical acorn squash? A “gourdian” angel.

Why did the acorn squash go to the doctor_ It was feeling a little _squashed

Why did the acorn squash go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “squashed.”

How do acorn squashes get around town_ They take the _gourd-mobile

How do acorn squashes get around town? They take the “gourd-mobile.”

What do acorn squashes wear to bed_ _Squash-amas

What do acorn squashes wear to bed? “Squash-amas.”

How do acorn squashes send mail_ They use the _squash office

How do acorn squashes send mail? They use the “squash office.”

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite game_ _Gourd games

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite game? “Gourd games.”

Why did the acorn squash bring a ladder to the bar_ To squash the competition!

Why did the acorn squash bring a ladder to the bar? To squash the competition!

What did the acorn squash say to the pumpkin_ _You're a 'gourd-geous' pumpkin!

What did the acorn squash say to the pumpkin? “You’re a ‘gourd-geous’ pumpkin!”

How do acorn squashes fix their problems_ They squash them!

How do acorn squashes fix their problems? They squash them!

Why did the acorn squash apply for a job_ It wanted to make a _squash-buckling_ fortune

Why did the acorn squash apply for a job? It wanted to make a “squash-buckling” fortune.

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite drink_ Squash soda!

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite drink? Squash soda!

How do acorn squashes celebrate holidays_ They have a _squash-bash!

How do acorn squashes celebrate holidays? They have a “squash-bash!”

Why did the acorn squash refuse to fight_ It didn't want to get squashed!

Why did the acorn squash refuse to fight? It didn’t want to get squashed!

What do you call a happy acorn squash_ A _gourd_ vibe

What do you call a happy acorn squash? A “gourd” vibe.

How do acorn squashes travel long distances_ By _squash-jet

How do acorn squashes travel long distances? By “squash-jet.”

Why did the acorn squash fail its driving test_ It couldn’t parallel squash

Why did the acorn squash fail its driving test? It couldn’t parallel squash.

What do you get when you cross an acorn squash with a comedian_ A _gourd-geous_ laugh

What do you get when you cross an acorn squash with a comedian? A “gourd-geous” laugh.

How do acorn squashes stay in shape_ They do _squash-arobics

How do acorn squashes stay in shape? They do “squash-arobics.”

What did the acorn squash say to its date_ _You look 'squash-tacular' tonight

What did the acorn squash say to its date? “You look ‘squash-tacular’ tonight.”

Why did the acorn squash bring a suitcase to the party_ It was ready for a _squash-cation

Why did the acorn squash bring a suitcase to the party? It was ready for a “squash-cation.”

How do acorn squashes stay warm in winter_ They put on their _squash-scarf

How do acorn squashes stay warm in winter? They put on their “squash-scarf.”

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite type of music_ Squash rock!

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite type of music? Squash rock!

Why did the acorn squash go to school_ To get a _gourd-ucation

Why did the acorn squash go to school? To get a “gourd-ucation.”

What do you call an acorn squash detective_ Sherlock Gourds

What do you call an acorn squash detective? Sherlock Gourds.

Why do acorn squashes make good friends_ They’re always _gourd_ company

Why do acorn squashes make good friends? They’re always “gourd” company.

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite social media_ Instagourd!

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite social media? Instagourd!

How do acorn squashes tell their secrets_ They _squash_ them together

How do acorn squashes tell their secrets? They “squash” them together.

Why did the acorn squash break up with the zucchini_ It couldn’t handle the _squash-tastic_ drama

Why did the acorn squash break up with the zucchini? It couldn’t handle the “squash-tastic” drama.

What do acorn squashes do when they’re tired_ They take a _squash-nap

What do acorn squashes do when they’re tired? They take a “squash-nap.”

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite type of car_ A _gourd-geous_ convertible

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite type of car? A “gourd-geous” convertible.

Why did the acorn squash get a promotion_ It was a _squash-standing_ employee

Why did the acorn squash get a promotion? It was a “squash-standing” employee.

How do acorn squashes relax_ They read a _gourd_ book

How do acorn squashes relax? They read a “gourd” book.

What do acorn squashes say when they win a race_ _I'm 'squash-tacular!'

What do acorn squashes say when they win a race? “I’m ‘squash-tacular!'”

Why did the acorn squash cross the road_ To squash the other side!

Why did the acorn squash cross the road? To squash the other side!

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite hobby_ _Gourd_ sculpting

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite hobby? “Gourd” sculpting.

How do acorn squashes send a message_ They use _squash-mail

How do acorn squashes send a message? They use “squash-mail.”

Why did the acorn squash start meditating_ To find its _inner gourd

Why did the acorn squash start meditating? To find its “inner gourd.”

What do you call a sleepy acorn squash_ A _gourd-y_ sleeper

What do you call a sleepy acorn squash? A “gourd-y” sleeper.

How do acorn squashes get their news_ From the "squash-paper."

How do acorn squashes get their news? From the “squash-paper.”

Why did the acorn squash go to the beach_ To get a _gourd-geous_ tan

Why did the acorn squash go to the beach? To get a “gourd-geous” tan.

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite type of party_ A _squash-tastic_ fiesta!

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite type of party? A “squash-tastic” fiesta!

How do acorn squashes start their day_ With a _gourd_ morning stretch

How do acorn squashes start their day? With a “gourd” morning stretch.

Why did the acorn squash get detention_ It was caught _squash-ing_ around

Why did the acorn squash get detention? It was caught “squash-ing” around.

What do acorn squashes dream about_ _Gourd-geous_ adventures

What do acorn squashes dream about? “Gourd-geous” adventures.

How do acorn squashes stay motivated_ They set _squash-tastic_ goals

How do acorn squashes stay motivated? They set “squash-tastic” goals.

Why did the acorn squash wear a bowtie_ To look _squash-tacular

Why did the acorn squash wear a bowtie? To look “squash-tacular.”

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite sport_ Squash!

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite sport? Squash!

How do acorn squashes keep their homes clean_ With a _squash-vac

How do acorn squashes keep their homes clean? With a “squash-vac.”

What do you call an acorn squash with a lot of money_ A _gourd-ionaire

What do you call an acorn squash with a lot of money? A “gourd-ionaire.”

Why did the acorn squash become an artist_ To create _gourd-geous_ masterpieces

Why did the acorn squash become an artist? To create “gourd-geous” masterpieces.

How do acorn squashes stay connected_ They use _squash-chat

How do acorn squashes stay connected? They use “squash-chat.”

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite dessert_ Squash pie!

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite dessert? Squash pie!

Why did the acorn squash go to the library_ To check out _gourd_ books

Why did the acorn squash go to the library? To check out “gourd” books.

What do you call a group of musical acorn squashes_ A _squash-trio

What do you call a group of musical acorn squashes? A “squash-trio.”

How do acorn squashes learn new skills_ They take _squash-ucational_ courses

How do acorn squashes learn new skills? They take “squash-ucational” courses.

Why did the acorn squash go to space_ To see the _gourd-eous_ stars

Why did the acorn squash go to space? To see the “gourd-eous” stars.

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite holiday_ _Squash-toberfest!

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite holiday? “Squash-toberfest!”

How do acorn squashes stay fit_ With _squash-yoga

How do acorn squashes stay fit? With “squash-yoga.”

What do acorn squashes do on vacation_ They go _squash-kayaking

What do acorn squashes do on vacation? They go “squash-kayaking.”

Why did the acorn squash start a blog_ To share its _squash-tastic_ life

Why did the acorn squash start a blog? To share its “squash-tastic” life.

What do acorn squashes use to call each other_ _Gourd-phones

What do acorn squashes use to call each other? “Gourd-phones.”

How do acorn squashes make decisions_ They have a _squash_ conference

How do acorn squashes make decisions? They have a “squash” conference.

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite app_ _Squash-tagram

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite app? “Squash-tagram.”

Why did the acorn squash become a chef_ To create _gourd-geous_ dishes

Why did the acorn squash become a chef? To create “gourd-geous” dishes.

How do acorn squashes keep their secrets_ They _squash_ them away

How do acorn squashes keep their secrets? They “squash” them away.

What do you call a stylish acorn squash_ A _gourd-geous_ fashionista

What do you call a stylish acorn squash? A “gourd-geous” fashionista.

Why did the acorn squash join a club_ To meet other _gourd-geous_ squashes

Why did the acorn squash join a club? To meet other “gourd-geous” squashes.

How do acorn squashes stay entertained_ They play _squash-ball

How do acorn squashes stay entertained? They play “squash-ball.”

What do acorn squashes do for fun_ They have _squash-parties

What do acorn squashes do for fun? They have “squash-parties.”

Why did the acorn squash go to therapy_ To get its _squash_ in order

Why did the acorn squash go to therapy? To get its “squash” in order.

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite animal_ A _gourd-geous_ golden retriever

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite animal? A “gourd-geous” golden retriever.

How do acorn squashes stay safe_ They follow _squash-ty_ guidelines

How do acorn squashes stay safe? They follow “squash-ty” guidelines.

Why did the acorn squash write a book_ To tell its _squash-tastic_ story

Why did the acorn squash write a book? To tell its “squash-tastic” story.

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite time of day_ _Gourd_ evening

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite time of day? “Gourd” evening.

How do acorn squashes keep their gardens healthy_ With _squash-tastic_ care

How do acorn squashes keep their gardens healthy? With “squash-tastic” care.

What do you call an acorn squash with a great sense of humor_ A _gourd-geous_ comedian

What do you call an acorn squash with a great sense of humor? A “gourd-geous” comedian.

Why did the acorn squash become a scientist_ To make _squash-tastic_ discoveries

Why did the acorn squash become a scientist? To make “squash-tastic” discoveries.

How do acorn squashes keep in touch_ They _squash-chat

How do acorn squashes keep in touch? They “squash-chat.”

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite dance_ The _gourd-geous_ waltz

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite dance? The “gourd-geous” waltz.

Why did the acorn squash join a marathon_ To squash the competition!

Why did the acorn squash join a marathon? To squash the competition!

How do acorn squashes celebrate birthdays_ With a _squash-tastic_ cake

How do acorn squashes celebrate birthdays? With a “squash-tastic” cake.

What do you call a brave acorn squash_ A _squash-buckling_ hero

What do you call a brave acorn squash? A “squash-buckling” hero.

Why did the acorn squash join the orchestra_ To play _gourd-geous_ music

Why did the acorn squash join the orchestra? To play “gourd-geous” music.

How do acorn squashes make friends_ By being _squash-tastic_!

How do acorn squashes make friends? By being “squash-tastic”!

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite color_ _Gourd-geous_ green

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite color? “Gourd-geous” green.

Why did the acorn squash go on a diet_ To get _squash-tastic_ abs

Why did the acorn squash go on a diet? To get “squash-tastic” abs.

How do acorn squashes stay updated_ They watch the _gourd_ news

How do acorn squashes stay updated? They watch the “gourd” news.

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite joke_ A _gourd_ old pun!

What’s an acorn squash’s favorite joke? A “gourd” old pun!

 

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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