Why don’t anchovies ever get lost? They always follow their inner compass!
What did the anchovy say to the pizza? “You’re my slice of life!”
Why did the anchovy go to school? To become a little fish-ionary!
How do anchovies call for help? With a shell-phone!
Why did the anchovy refuse to play cards? He was afraid of the fishy business.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite instrument? The bass guitar!
Why don’t anchovies use computers? They’re afraid of getting caught in the net.
How do anchovies greet each other? Long time no sea!
Why did the anchovy join the circus? To show off its amazing scales!
What’s an anchovy’s favorite movie? “Finding Nemo.”
Why did the anchovy blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
How do anchovies stay in shape? They swim laps around the can!
Why don’t anchovies play football? They’re scared of getting tackled.
What do you call an anchovy in a tuxedo? Sophistifish-cated!
Why did the anchovy cross the road? To get to the other tide.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite sport? Finning.
Why was the anchovy good at math? Because it was great at multiplying!
How do anchovies stay cool? With a lot of current events.
Why did the anchovy go to the party alone? Because it didn’t want to share its can!
What did the anchovy say to the shrimp? “Let’s shell-ebrate!”
Why did the anchovy get a job? It wanted to bring home the bacon… or the fish sticks.
How do you make an anchovy laugh? Tell it a whale of a joke!
Why did the anchovy break up with its girlfriend? She was too shellfish.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite holiday? Fishmas.
How do anchovies listen to music? On their sea pods.
What do you call a lazy anchovy? A couch-fish.
Why don’t anchovies play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding in a can!
What’s an anchovy’s favorite type of music? Rock and roe!
How do anchovies get to school? By the fish bus.
Why are anchovies bad liars? Because you can sea right through them!
How do anchovies organize a party? They send out shell-vites!
Why did the anchovy sit on a time-out chair? For being too shellfish.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite dessert? Fishsticks and ice cream.
How do you know an anchovy is lying? Its tail starts to wag.
Why did the anchovy get a promotion? Because it was reel-y good at its job!
What do you call a fish who practices medicine? A sturgeon.
Why did the anchovy take a nap? Because it was feeling a little fishy.
How do anchovies send emails? With their shell-mail.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite type of exercise? Cod-yoga.
Why did the anchovy refuse dessert? It was already feeling crummy.
How do anchovies keep secrets? They seal them up!
What did the anchovy say to the seaweed? “Let’s make a sushi roll!”
Why don’t anchovies use deodorant? Because they like to keep things natural.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite drink? A salty dog.
Why was the anchovy bad at tennis? Because it kept getting caught in the net.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite dance? The fish-flop.
How do anchovies apologize? With a fish-hug.
Why did the anchovy get sent to detention? For being too salty.
How do you get an anchovy out of a tree? Wave a pizza at it!
What’s an anchovy’s favorite TV show? “Tuna in with Friends.”
Why do anchovies make bad detectives? They always get caught up in the net.
How do anchovies stay warm in winter? They wear a fish-sweater.
Why was the anchovy always calm? Because it went with the flow.
What do you call a group of musical anchovies? A fish orchestra.
Why did the anchovy get a speeding ticket? It was swimming too fast!
How do anchovies prefer to travel? By ship-shape.
Why did the anchovy refuse to play basketball? It was afraid of getting dunked.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite hobby? Collecting sea shells.
How do anchovies write letters? With a pen and fin.
Why did the anchovy join the gym? To work on its mussels.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite car? A fishback.
How do anchovies deal with stress? They just keep swimming.
Why did the anchovy get a library card? To check out fish-tales.
What do anchovies use to keep time? A fish-clock.
Why was the anchovy always happy? Because it lived in a sea of smiles.
How do anchovies stay informed? They watch the current news.
Why did the anchovy get an award? For being the best in its school.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite book? “The Codfather.”
How do anchovies communicate underwater? With sea-mails.
Why did the anchovy go to art school? It wanted to draw more attention.
What do you call a fashionable anchovy? A trend-fish.
Why was the anchovy always invited to parties? Because it knew how to break the ice.
How do anchovies keep fit? They swim laps around the ocean.
Why did the anchovy get kicked out of school? For being a class clown-fish.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite game? Fish-and-chips.
How do anchovies celebrate birthdays? With fish cakes.
Why did the anchovy buy a suit? For its fish-ness meeting.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite vacation spot? Coral-ina.
How do anchovies study? They hit the fish-books.
Why don’t anchovies go to space? They’re afraid of space crabs.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite job? Working at the fish market.
Why did the anchovy start a blog? To share its fishy tales.
How do anchovies measure distance? In fish-miles.
Why was the anchovy good at poker? Because it knew how to bluff.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite subject? Fish-ory.
How do anchovies keep their hair in place? With fish-gel.
Why did the anchovy take singing lessons? To improve its tuna.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite dessert? Seaweed pie.
How do anchovies stay organized? They use fish folders.
Why did the anchovy go to therapy? It had some deep sea issues.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite ice cream flavor? Fish food.
How do anchovies play music? With their scales.
Why did the anchovy become an actor? It wanted to be on the big screen.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite vegetable? Sea cucumbers.
How do anchovies solve problems? They brainstorm in their fish tanks.
Why was the anchovy a great swimmer? It practiced every day!
What’s an anchovy’s favorite board game? Shoal-opoly.
How do anchovies get around town? They carpool in a fish tank.
Why did the anchovy get a tattoo? It wanted to make a permanent splash.
What’s an anchovy’s favorite exercise? The fish flop.
How do anchovies throw a party? With lots of fishy decorations!