Why was the appetite late for dinner? It got caught up in a snackident!
What do you call an appetite that can’t be satisfied? A bottomless pitstop!
How does an appetite get into a locked fridge? It uses a snack key.
What’s an appetite’s favorite type of story? A snacktime story!
Why don’t appetites ever get lost? They always follow their gut.
What do you call a joke-telling appetite? Chewbacca!
How does an appetite write a novel? By cooking up a plot!
Why was the appetite awarded a gold medal? For outstanding hunger achievement!
What’s an appetite’s favorite kind of music? Binge-watching tunes!
How do appetites like their food served? On a “rolling” plate!
Why did the appetite join the band? It had a hunger for the drums!
What do you call a romantic dinner for an appetite? A love at first bite.
How do appetites keep up with the news? They read the menu!
What’s an appetite’s favorite sport? Plate spinning!
Why did the appetite break up with the meal? It was too clingy.
How do appetites go on vacation? They book a snack-cation.
What did one appetite say to the other? “I feel empty without you!”
Why do appetites love elevators? They escalate their hunger!
How do you compliment an appetite? Tell it it’s looking “snack-tacular”!
What’s an appetite’s favorite party game? Swallow the leader.
Why was the appetite always happy at dinner? It cracked up over shellfish jokes.
How do appetites like their jokes? With a side of humor.
Why was the appetite always so chill? It kept its cool in the fridge.
What do you call an appetite that doesn’t end? The never-ending snory!
Why did the appetite join the circus? It wanted to juggle snacks.
What’s an appetite’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wings.”
How do appetites stay in shape? They do crunches.
Why was the book about appetite so compelling? It was a real page-eater!
What do you call a fake appetite? A mocktail!
Why did the appetite go to jail? For taking too many bites.
How do appetites do their shopping? They chew-se what they want!
What do appetites read in the morning? The breakfast news.
Why are appetites bad at sharing? They’re too good at taking bites.
What’s an appetite’s favorite exercise? Fork-lifts.
Why was the appetite’s phone always busy? It was on the food line.
How do you catch a tame appetite? Tame way, unique up on it.
What do you call an appetite in winter? Hungry for some chilli!
Why did the appetite win the race? It rushed to the finish line.
How do appetites write secret messages? In snack code!
Why did the appetite start painting? To brush up on its eating skills.
What’s an appetite’s favorite holiday? Feastivus!
How do appetites travel? They take the food train.
Why did the appetite start acting? It wanted to get into “roll” playing.
How do you keep an appetite busy? Give it food for thought.
What’s an appetite’s favorite kind of math? Pi-eating!
Why did the appetite cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What do you call a well-dressed appetite? A snappy eater!
How do appetites stay cool? They fan the flames.
What do you call an appetite in a bakery? A doughvoracious eater!
Why did the appetite refuse to play cards? The steaks were too high.
How do appetites communicate? With their “cellery” phones.
What’s an appetite’s favorite vehicle? A snack truck.
Why did the appetite go to the moon? It wanted some space food.
How do appetites solve problems? They chew it over.
What’s a dentist’s appetite like? It’s always biting!
Why did the appetite go to the art show? To see the “food” still life.
What do you call a scary appetite? A snack-o’-lantern!
How do appetites celebrate success? They toast!
Why did the appetite join the choir? It wanted to sing for its supper.
How do appetites take their coffee? Seriously, very seriously.
What’s an appetite’s favorite weather? When it’s raining meatballs.
Why did the appetite sit in the sun? To get a tan-gerine.
How do appetites disagree? They have a food fight.
What do you call a tired appetite? Asleep at the feast!
How do appetites keep their pants up? With a snack belt.
Why did the appetite write a book? To add some flavor to its bio.
How do you invite an appetite to dinner? You plate it by ear.
What’s an appetite’s favorite mode of transportation? A chew-chew train.
Why did the appetite watch thrillers? For the bites and suspense.
How do appetites handle stress? They devour their worries.
What do you call an appetite in love? Smitten with the mitten (oven mitt)!
Why did the appetite go to the computer? To check its feed.
How do you make an appetite laugh? Crack a corny joke.
What do appetites fear the most? A famine of fun.
How do appetites pay for their meals? With cache!
What do you call a confused appetite? Flustered and flambéed.
Why did the appetite become a poet? To write snacknets.
How do you know if an appetite is expanding? It’s always a stretch.
What did the grape say to the appetite? “Don’t wine, just dine!”
How do appetites sign off their letters? With taste and regards.
Why did the appetite join the navy? To see the world and savor it.
What’s an appetite’s favorite magic trick? The disappearing snack!
How do appetites learn to read? One bite at a time.
What do you call a glamorous appetite? Fabulous and fed.
Why did the appetite go to the therapist? To address its emotional eating.
What’s an appetite’s favorite circus act? The snackrobats.
How do appetites like their food served? On a silver patter.
What’s the first rule of Appetite Club? Never talk about Appetite Club while eating.
Why did the appetite start a fashion line? To tailor to tastes.
What’s an appetite’s favorite kind of doughnut? Anything with a hole lot of flavor.
How do appetites celebrate new years? With a feastival!
What do you call an adventurous appetite? A snack-seeker.
How do appetites write home? With post-cards.
What’s an appetite’s life motto? Eat, pray, love food.
Why was the appetite always early? It was ahead of the mealtime.
What did the appetite say to the chef? “Meal-meet again!”
How do you know an appetite is thinking? You can hear the rumbling.
Why don’t appetites make good detectives? Too many bites lead to dead ends.
What do you call a generous appetite? A sharer of the fare.
How do appetites get around in the city? They hail a cab-bage.
Why did the appetite join the debate team? It wanted to bite back!