101 Dad Jokes about Appetite

Why was the appetite late for dinner_ It got caught up in a snackident!

Why was the appetite late for dinner? It got caught up in a snackident!

What do you call an appetite that can’t be satisfied_ A bottomless pitstop!

What do you call an appetite that can’t be satisfied? A bottomless pitstop!

How does an appetite get into a locked fridge_ It uses a snack key

How does an appetite get into a locked fridge? It uses a snack key.

What’s an appetite’s favorite type of story_ A snacktime story!

What’s an appetite’s favorite type of story? A snacktime story!

Why don’t appetites ever get lost_ They always follow their gut

Why don’t appetites ever get lost? They always follow their gut.

What do you call a joke-telling appetite_ Chewbacca!

What do you call a joke-telling appetite? Chewbacca!

How does an appetite write a novel_ By cooking up a plot!

How does an appetite write a novel? By cooking up a plot!

Why was the appetite awarded a gold medal_ For outstanding hunger achievement!

Why was the appetite awarded a gold medal? For outstanding hunger achievement!

What’s an appetite’s favorite kind of music_ Binge-watching tunes!

What’s an appetite’s favorite kind of music? Binge-watching tunes!

How do appetites like their food served_ On a _rolling_ plate!

How do appetites like their food served? On a “rolling” plate!

Why did the appetite join the band It had a hunger for the drums!

Why did the appetite join the band? It had a hunger for the drums!

What do you call a romantic dinner for an appetite_ A love at first bite

What do you call a romantic dinner for an appetite? A love at first bite.

How do appetites keep up with the news_ They read the menu!

How do appetites keep up with the news? They read the menu!

What’s an appetite’s favorite sport_ Plate spinning!

What’s an appetite’s favorite sport? Plate spinning!

Why did the appetite break up with the meal_ It was too clingy

Why did the appetite break up with the meal? It was too clingy.

How do appetites go on vacation_ They book a snack-cation

How do appetites go on vacation? They book a snack-cation.

What did one appetite say to the other_ _I feel empty without you!

What did one appetite say to the other? “I feel empty without you!”

Why do appetites love elevators_ They escalate their hunger!

Why do appetites love elevators? They escalate their hunger!

How do you compliment an appetite_ Tell it it's looking _snack-tacular_!

How do you compliment an appetite? Tell it it’s looking “snack-tacular”!

What’s an appetite’s favorite party game_ Swallow the leader

What’s an appetite’s favorite party game? Swallow the leader.

Why was the appetite always happy at dinner_ It cracked up over shellfish jokes

Why was the appetite always happy at dinner? It cracked up over shellfish jokes.

How do appetites like their jokes_ With a side of humor

How do appetites like their jokes? With a side of humor.

Why was the appetite always so chill_ It kept its cool in the fridge

Why was the appetite always so chill? It kept its cool in the fridge.

What do you call an appetite that doesn’t end_ The never-ending snory!

What do you call an appetite that doesn’t end? The never-ending snory!

Why did the appetite join the circus_ It wanted to juggle snacks

Why did the appetite join the circus? It wanted to juggle snacks.

What’s an appetite’s favorite movie_ _Gone with the Wings

What’s an appetite’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wings.”

How do appetites stay in shape_ They do crunches

How do appetites stay in shape? They do crunches.

Why was the book about appetite so compelling_ It was a real page-eater!

Why was the book about appetite so compelling? It was a real page-eater!

What do you call a fake appetite_ A mocktail!

What do you call a fake appetite? A mocktail!

Why did the appetite go to jail_ For taking too many bites

Why did the appetite go to jail? For taking too many bites.

How do appetites do their shopping_ They chew-se what they want!

How do appetites do their shopping? They chew-se what they want!

What do appetites read in the morning_ The breakfast news

What do appetites read in the morning? The breakfast news.

Why are appetites bad at sharing_ They’re too good at taking bites

Why are appetites bad at sharing? They’re too good at taking bites.

What’s an appetite’s favorite exercise_ Fork-lifts

What’s an appetite’s favorite exercise? Fork-lifts.

Why was the appetite’s phone always busy_ It was on the food line

Why was the appetite’s phone always busy? It was on the food line.

How do you catch a tame appetite_ Tame way, unique up on it

How do you catch a tame appetite? Tame way, unique up on it.

What do you call an appetite in winter_ Hungry for some chilli!

What do you call an appetite in winter? Hungry for some chilli!

Why did the appetite win the race_ It rushed to the finish line

Why did the appetite win the race? It rushed to the finish line.

How do appetites write secret messages_ In snack code!

How do appetites write secret messages? In snack code!

Why did the appetite start painting_ To brush up on its eating skills

Why did the appetite start painting? To brush up on its eating skills.

What’s an appetite’s favorite holiday_ Feastivus!

What’s an appetite’s favorite holiday? Feastivus!

How do appetites travel_ They take the food train

How do appetites travel? They take the food train.

Why did the appetite start acting_ It wanted to get into _roll_ playing

Why did the appetite start acting? It wanted to get into “roll” playing.

How do you keep an appetite busy_ Give it food for thought

How do you keep an appetite busy? Give it food for thought.

What’s an appetite’s favorite kind of math_ Pi-eating!

What’s an appetite’s favorite kind of math? Pi-eating!

Why did the appetite cross the playground_ To get to the other slide

Why did the appetite cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a well-dressed appetite_ A snappy eater!

What do you call a well-dressed appetite? A snappy eater!

How do appetites stay cool_ They fan the flames

How do appetites stay cool? They fan the flames.

What do you call an appetite in a bakery_ A doughvoracious eater!

What do you call an appetite in a bakery? A doughvoracious eater!

Why did the appetite refuse to play cards_ The steaks were too high

Why did the appetite refuse to play cards? The steaks were too high.

How do appetites communicate_ With their _cellery_ phones

How do appetites communicate? With their “cellery” phones.

What’s an appetite’s favorite vehicle_ A snack truck

What’s an appetite’s favorite vehicle? A snack truck.

Why did the appetite go to the moon_ It wanted some space food

Why did the appetite go to the moon? It wanted some space food.

How do appetites solve problems_ They chew it over

How do appetites solve problems? They chew it over.

What’s a dentist's appetite like_ It’s always biting!

What’s a dentist’s appetite like? It’s always biting!

Why did the appetite go to the art show_ To see the _food_ still life

Why did the appetite go to the art show? To see the “food” still life.

What do you call a scary appetite_ A snack-o’-lantern!

What do you call a scary appetite? A snack-o’-lantern!

How do appetites celebrate success_ They toast!

How do appetites celebrate success? They toast!

Why did the appetite join the choir_ It wanted to sing for its supper

Why did the appetite join the choir? It wanted to sing for its supper.

How do appetites take their coffee_ Seriously, very seriously

How do appetites take their coffee? Seriously, very seriously.

What’s an appetite’s favorite weather_ When it’s raining meatballs

What’s an appetite’s favorite weather? When it’s raining meatballs.

Why did the appetite sit in the sun_ To get a tan-gerine

Why did the appetite sit in the sun? To get a tan-gerine.

How do appetites disagree_ They have a food fight

How do appetites disagree? They have a food fight.

What do you call a tired appetite_ Asleep at the feast!

What do you call a tired appetite? Asleep at the feast!

How do appetites keep their pants up_ With a snack belt

How do appetites keep their pants up? With a snack belt.

Why did the appetite write a book_ To add some flavor to its bio

Why did the appetite write a book? To add some flavor to its bio.

How do you invite an appetite to dinner_ You plate it by ear

How do you invite an appetite to dinner? You plate it by ear.

What’s an appetite’s favorite mode of transportation_ A chew-chew train

What’s an appetite’s favorite mode of transportation? A chew-chew train.

Why did the appetite watch thrillers_ For the bites and suspense

Why did the appetite watch thrillers? For the bites and suspense.

How do appetites handle stress_ They devour their worries

How do appetites handle stress? They devour their worries.

What do you call an appetite in love_ Smitten with the mitten (oven mitt)!

What do you call an appetite in love? Smitten with the mitten (oven mitt)!

Why did the appetite go to the computer_ To check its feed

Why did the appetite go to the computer? To check its feed.

How do you make an appetite laugh_ Crack a corny joke

How do you make an appetite laugh? Crack a corny joke.

What do appetites fear the most_ A famine of fun

What do appetites fear the most? A famine of fun.

How do appetites pay for their meals_ With cache!

How do appetites pay for their meals? With cache!

What do you call a confused appetite_ Flustered and flambéed

What do you call a confused appetite? Flustered and flambéed.

Why did the appetite become a poet_ To write snacknets

Why did the appetite become a poet? To write snacknets.

How do you know if an appetite is expanding_ It’s always a stretch

How do you know if an appetite is expanding? It’s always a stretch.

What did the grape say to the appetite_ _Don’t wine, just dine!

What did the grape say to the appetite? “Don’t wine, just dine!”

How do appetites sign off their letters_ With taste and regards

How do appetites sign off their letters? With taste and regards.

Why did the appetite join the navy_ To see the world and savor it

Why did the appetite join the navy? To see the world and savor it.

What’s an appetite’s favorite magic trick_ The disappearing snack!

What’s an appetite’s favorite magic trick? The disappearing snack!

How do appetites learn to read_ One bite at a time

How do appetites learn to read? One bite at a time.

What do you call a glamorous appetite_ Fabulous and fed

What do you call a glamorous appetite? Fabulous and fed.

Why did the appetite go to the therapist_ To address its emotional eating

Why did the appetite go to the therapist? To address its emotional eating.

What’s an appetite’s favorite circus act_ The snackrobats

What’s an appetite’s favorite circus act? The snackrobats.

How do appetites like their food served_ On a silver patter

How do appetites like their food served? On a silver patter.

What’s the first rule of Appetite Club_ Never talk about Appetite Club while eating

What’s the first rule of Appetite Club? Never talk about Appetite Club while eating.

Why did the appetite start a fashion line_ To tailor to tastes

Why did the appetite start a fashion line? To tailor to tastes.

What’s an appetite’s favorite kind of doughnut_ Anything with a hole lot of flavor

What’s an appetite’s favorite kind of doughnut? Anything with a hole lot of flavor.

How do appetites celebrate new years_ With a feastival!

How do appetites celebrate new years? With a feastival!

What do you call an adventurous appetite_ A snack-seeker

What do you call an adventurous appetite? A snack-seeker.

How do appetites write home_ With post-cards

How do appetites write home? With post-cards.

What’s an appetite’s life motto_ Eat, pray, love food

What’s an appetite’s life motto? Eat, pray, love food.

Why was the appetite always early_ It was ahead of the mealtime

Why was the appetite always early? It was ahead of the mealtime.

What did the appetite say to the chef_ _Meal-meet again!

What did the appetite say to the chef? “Meal-meet again!”

How do you know an appetite is thinking_ You can hear the rumbling

How do you know an appetite is thinking? You can hear the rumbling.

Why don’t appetites make good detectives_ Too many bites lead to dead ends

Why don’t appetites make good detectives? Too many bites lead to dead ends.

What do you call a generous appetite_ A sharer of the fare

What do you call a generous appetite? A sharer of the fare.

How do appetites get around in the city_ They hail a cab-bage

How do appetites get around in the city? They hail a cab-bage.

Why did the appetite join the debate team_ It wanted to bite back!

Why did the appetite join the debate team? It wanted to bite back!

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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