Why did the artichoke get invited to every party? It knew how to dip!
What do you call an artichoke that likes to take charge? The arti-choke boss.
Why was the artichoke a great musician? It always hit the heart notes.
How do artichokes settle their problems? They hash it out in the veggie patch.
Why did the artichoke win an award? For being outstanding in its field.
What do artichokes wear to a formal event? A “leaf” tie!
What do you call a very religious artichoke? An arti-choke of faith.
Why did the artichoke get in trouble at school? For talking back to the kale.
How do you cheer up an artichoke? Tell it a veggie joke.
What do you get when you cross an artichoke with a stopwatch? Artichoke hearts that beat in time!
Why did the artichoke write a letter? To say it missed its “buds.”
What’s an artichoke’s favorite type of story? One with a twist at the end.
Why are artichokes never lonely? Because they always come in “hearts.”
Why did the artichoke stop working? It was feeling too “dipped.”
How does an artichoke flirt? It says, “Lettuce leaf together!”
What’s an artichoke’s favorite music? Anything with a good beet.
Why did the artichoke go to the party? To turnip the beet!
What do artichokes say during a workout? “Let’s kale this workout!”
How do artichokes say goodbye? “Peas out!”
Why did the artichoke join a band? Because it had great “chords.”
What do you call an artichoke that’s good at math? A cal-cu-leaf-tor!
Why did the artichoke sit down? It was feeling “beet.”
What’s an artichoke’s favorite sport? Fris-leaf.
Why was the artichoke a good actor? It always played the “heart” role well.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite movie? “Greens of Wrath.”
How do artichokes like their eggs? Beaten, not poached.
What’s an artichoke’s life motto? Leaf no stone unturned.
Why did the artichoke go to therapy? It needed to address its “layered” personality.
Why don’t artichokes get along with onions? They always bring tears to their eyes.
Why was the artichoke invited to the soup party? Because it never spills the beans!
What do artichokes do when they get scared? They turnip the lights.
Why did the artichoke start a gardening business? It had the thyme.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite magic spell? Abra-ca-dip-ra!
Why did the artichoke lose the race? It couldn’t ketchup.
How do artichokes keep their secrets? Beneath their leaves.
Why don’t artichokes need phones? They prefer to “leaf” messages.
What do you call an artichoke that writes songs? A chart-topping choke.
Why do artichokes make good detectives? They dig deep.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite hobby? Leafing through books.
Why was the artichoke a great comedian? It always knew how to dish out the jokes.
What do artichokes use to navigate? “Heart” maps.
Why was the artichoke always calm? It mastered “peas” of mind.
Why did the artichoke go to jail? For stalking celery.
What do you call a competitive artichoke? A champi-choke.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite button on the remote? The “menu” button.
How do you know an artichoke likes you? It gives you “butterflies.”
Why did the artichoke become a chef? It loved to “spice” things up.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite day of the year? New Leaf’s Eve.
How do artichokes stay cool? They keep their fans close.
Why don’t artichokes ever get bored? They find everything a-peeling.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite ride at the fair? The salad spinner.
What did the artichoke say to the avocado? “Let’s guac and roll!”
Why did the artichoke join the gym? To get to the “core” of fitness.
What do you call an artichoke that can sing? A rock ‘n’ roll artichoke.
How do artichokes follow their dreams? They stalk them.
Why did the artichoke become a poet? To express its heartfelt emotions.
What do artichokes drink at parties? Leaf-monade.
How do artichokes discuss secrets? They whisper in “hush” puppies.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite kind of chip? Poker chips, they love a gamble.
Why did the artichoke get promoted? For being head of the “leaf” department.
How do artichokes get around town? By cab-bage.
What do artichokes wear to bed? Their “greens.”
Why did the artichoke look in the mirror? To reflect on its layers.
What do artichokes read every morning? The “moos-paper.”
What do you call an artichoke that’s in love? Smitten in the garden.
Why do artichokes make good lawyers? They know how to “leaf” through files.
How do artichokes like to relax? Vegging out.
What do artichokes take when they have a cold? Plant medicine.
Why did the artichoke write an autobiography? It had a story to “plant.”
What did the artichoke say at the start of the race? “Lettuce go!”
What do artichokes wear on their feet? Sneak-ers.
How do artichokes communicate in secret? They use “vine” language.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite type of homework? Home-grown problems.
Why did the artichoke call tech support? It needed help with its “tablets.”
What do artichokes do when they retire? Turnip the beet!
How do artichokes get to work? They leaf their house early.
What do artichokes do on Halloween? They go pumpkin “peeling.”
Why don’t artichokes get invited to parties? They could choke under pressure.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite type of dance? The twist.
How do artichokes stay informed? They leaf through the news.
Why was the artichoke always stressed? It had too many layers to handle.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite weather? When it rains dew.
Why did the artichoke become an artist? It liked to draw leaf figures.
What do you call an artichoke that’s always in a hurry? Rushed-radicchio.
Why do artichokes make bad liars? You can see right through their leaves.
What do artichokes do when they get angry? Steam off.
How do artichokes stay fit? By jogging in the park.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite type of coffee? Decaf-feinated.
Why did the artichoke go to the math contest? To add more layers.
What do artichokes do when they see a scary movie? Hide behind the peas.
How do artichokes write essays? With a “leaf” pencil.
What do artichokes do on Thanksgiving? They give thanks for good soil.
Why did the artichoke cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
How do artichokes like their tea? With a hint of mint.
What do you call an artichoke with a cold? A sniffling vegetable.
How do artichokes get into their house? They use a “leaf” key.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite type of exercise? Squash!
Why don’t artichokes like fast food? It’s not slow-cooked.
How do artichokes sign off their letters? “Leaf you later!”
Why was the artichoke a good investor? It had a lot of “stalk” options.
What’s an artichoke’s favorite superhero? Spider-Plant Man.