What do you call a Baked Alaska in the desert? Lost!
Why was the Baked Alaska so chill? It never lets things overheat.
What do you call a Baked Alaska with a sunburn? Toasted!
Why don’t you tell secrets around a Baked Alaska? It might spill the beans.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite movie? “Ice Age!”
Why was the Baked Alaska at the computer? It likes to keep its cool online.
What do you call a Baked Alaska with a job? Employ-mint!
Why don’t Baked Alaskas like summer? They melt under pressure!
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite song? “Chill Out” by The Icebreakers.
Why did the Baked Alaska sit in the corner? It was too cold to socialize.
How does a Baked Alaska get to work? By ice-olated transport!
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite dance move? The brain freeze!
What did one Baked Alaska say to the other? “Stay cool!”
What do you call a stressed Baked Alaska? A meltdown.
How does a Baked Alaska sign off a letter? Stay frosty!
What’s a Baked Alaska’s life motto? Keep calm and carry on freezing.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite sport? Ice skating, of course!
Why did the Baked Alaska go to school? To become a cooler student.
What does a Baked Alaska wear to the beach? A snow coat!
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite kind of party? An ice breaker.
Why do Baked Alaskas make good detectives? They always stay cool under pressure.
What do you call a Baked Alaska in a blender? A meltdown!
Why did the Baked Alaska refuse a job in sales? Too much heat!
What do Baked Alaskas eat for breakfast? Ice Krispies.
Why did the Baked Alaska join the choir? It had the coolest pitch.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite gym activity? The cool down.
How do you make a Baked Alaska laugh? Tell it a brain freezer.
Why did the Baked Alaska write a book? It had a lot of layers to its story.
What did the Baked Alaska say at the party? “Ice to meet you!”
Why did the Baked Alaska go to the therapist? It had frosty feelings.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite holiday? Christmas, for the snow, of course!
Why are Baked Alaskas bad liars? You can see right through their frost.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Frosty the Snowman.”
Why did the Baked Alaska stay at home? It feared the meltdown.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite board game? Cold-fusion.
How do Baked Alaskas do their taxes? With an ice calculator.
Why was the Baked Alaska a good friend? It always stays cool.
How does a Baked Alaska go up a hill? It rolls cold!
What do you call a fashionable Baked Alaska? Ice couture.
Why did the Baked Alaska go to the prom? To provide the cool moves.
What do you call a Baked Alaska in space? An astro-nomical dessert.
Why don’t Baked Alaskas make good office workers? They’re too cool for school.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite day of the week? Sundae!
Why did the Baked Alaska visit the psychologist? To address its fear of melting.
How does a Baked Alaska greet its friends? “Hey, what’s chilling?”
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite action movie? Die Hard with a Vengeance, because of the snow scenes!
Why did the Baked Alaska stop texting back? It gave the cold shoulder.
What did the Baked Alaska say to the birthday cake? “You’re too hot to handle!”
How do you organize a party in a freezer? Just add a Baked Alaska.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite science subject? Chemistry, because of all the bonding.
Why was the Baked Alaska so eloquent? It always gave frost-class speeches.
Why don’t Baked Alaskas play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re that cool!
What did the Baked Alaska say to the pie? “You complete me!”
Why did the Baked Alaska volunteer at the zoo? It loved the penguins.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite hobby? Snowboarding.
How do Baked Alaskas stay fit? By doing the ice-sometrics.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Baked Alaska? A cool running system.
Why was the Baked Alaska always calm? It never let things get too heated.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite kind of humor? Dry ice.
Why did the Baked Alaska visit the middle east? It wanted to chill in the desert.
What do you call a Baked Alaska’s autobiography? “Life in the Fridge Lane.”
Why did the Baked Alaska win the race? It stayed cool till the finish line.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite kind of math? Sub-zero temperatures.
Why don’t Baked Alaskas play sports? They might melt under pressure.
What do Baked Alaskas do when they’re mad? Give the cold shoulder.
What do you call a Baked Alaska’s child? A mini freeze.
Why did the Baked Alaska go to the art exhibit? It heard the sculptures were cool.
What do you call a Baked Alaska detective? Sherlock Cold.
Why did the Baked Alaska refuse to perform? It had stage frost.
What did the Baked Alaska say after doing a trick? “Wasn’t that ice?”
What’s a Baked Alaska’s least favorite music? Anything with hot beats.
Why did the Baked Alaska go to the sauna? It wanted to know what it’s like to sweat.
What did the Baked Alaska say to the sorbet? “Chill out, dude.”
How does a Baked Alaska sign its emails? “Best chilly wishes.”
Why was the Baked Alaska never lonely? Because it was the center of a-tension.
What did the Baked Alaska say during a heatwave? “This is snow joke!”
Why did the Baked Alaska go to the moon? It needed more space to chill.
How do you make a Baked Alaska smile? Tell it a frosty joke.
Why did the Baked Alaska go to the dentist? To check its fillings.
What do you call a Baked Alaska at a disco? A dance-chiller.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite place? Anywhere frost-class.
How did the Baked Alaska get into college? It had ice scores.
What did the Baked Alaska say in the winter? “Finally, my season!”
Why did the Baked Alaska sit in meditation? It was practicing mindfulness to stay cool.
What do you call a Baked Alaska without icing? Undressed.
How do Baked Alaskas stay informed? By watching the frost news.
What did the Baked Alaska say to the cookie? “You’re one tough cookie, I’m more delicate!”
Why did the Baked Alaska go to the party? To break the ice.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite type of shoe? Slippers, because they’re cool.
Why don’t Baked Alaskas use phones? Too much heat!
What did the Baked Alaska say at the race? “Let’s break the ice!”
How do you know a Baked Alaska is excited? It starts to thaw out.
Why was the Baked Alaska always successful? It peaked at the right time.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite weather report? “Chilly with a chance of snow.”
Why do Baked Alaskas make good comedians? They know how to break the ice.
What did the Baked Alaska wear to the wedding? A cool suit.
Why did the Baked Alaska go to the bank? To check its frozen assets.
What do you call a baby Baked Alaska? A frosty nipper.
Why did the Baked Alaska go on a diet? It wanted to keep its cool figure.
What’s a Baked Alaska’s favorite historical period? The Ice Age.
Why did the Baked Alaska go to school? To get a degree in frost-ology!