Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls? A banana smoothie!
Why don’t bananas ever feel lonely? Because they hang out in bunches!
What do bananas say when they answer the phone? Yellow!
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
Why did the banana go to the party? It was a peel-ing!
What is a banana’s favorite day of the week? Sundae!
How do you catch a monkey? Climb a tree and act like a banana.
What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing, bananas can’t talk!
What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
Why was the banana so upbeat? Because it joined the Bunch!
Why did the banana take a pencil to bed? It wanted to draw the curtains!
What do you call a fast banana? A peel-out.
Why do bananas never get lost? Because they take the “banana bus”!
What do you call a crushed banana? A squished wish.
How do bananas stay fresh? They chill out in the fridge.
Why did the banana split? Because it saw the milkshake!
Why did the banana go to dance class? To improve its peelformance!
What do bananas wear to the beach? A banana-kini!
Why did the banana fail the driving test? It peeled out too soon!
What’s a banana’s favorite gymnastic move? The peel-wheel.
Why did the banana use sunscreen? Because it didn’t want to peel.
What do you call a banana that likes to dance? A banana shake!
Why was the banana so good at music? It knew the scales!
What happens when a banana gets a sunburn? It peels.
How do bananas cheer up their friends? They tell them appealing jokes!
What do you call an unpeeled banana? A strip tease!
What type of key opens a banana? A monkey!
Why couldn’t the banana yell high? It could only yellow.
What’s a banana’s favorite song? “Peel Me Up, Buttercup!”
Why don’t bananas get nervous? They always split when things get tough.
How do you make a banana milkshake? Give it a scare!
Why did the plantain get ignored? It wasn’t a-peeling enough.
What’s a banana’s favorite playground equipment? The banana swing!
Why did the banana go to the gym? To get better peels!
What did one banana say to the other when they first met? “Yellow, nice to peel you!”
What did the banana do when it saw a monkey? It split!
How did the banana pass its test? With flying yellow colors!
Why do bananas do well in school? Because they have appeal!
What do bananas say when they get a great idea? “I’m peeling brilliant!”
Why was the banana such a good comedian? Because it always cracked up!
Why did the banana join the army? It wanted to be a peelot!
What’s a banana’s favorite spell? Peel-a-cadabra!
Why are bananas never lonely in the kitchen? They come in bunches.
Why did the banana take a shortcut? It was trying to cut down on peelage.
How does a banana answer the phone? “Yellow, this is bananas!”
Why did the banana check its watch? It was running out of peel-time!
What’s a banana’s favorite dessert? Banoffee pie!
Why do bananas make good detectives? They always find the peelprit.
What do you call a lovelorn banana? A heart-peeled.
Why are bananas like traffic lights? Because they change colors.
What did the green banana say to the ripe banana? “I’m green with envy!”
What do you call a lazy banana? A slouch potato with appeal.
Why did the banana write a letter? It wanted to say yellow.
What did the green banana feel like? Under-peeled.
Why do bananas go to school? To improve their peel-osophy.
Why did the banana sit out the game? It pulled a peel.
What did the banana say to the orange? “You’re appealing!”
What do bananas do when they get a chill? They put on a banana blanket.
Why are bananas never secrets? Because they always split!
How did the banana win the race? It slipped past the finish line.
Why do bananas make good singers? Because they have a peel-ing voice.
What do you call a banana that gets all the jokes? A peel-arious banana!
Why don’t bananas snore? They don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
What’s a banana’s favorite type of humor? Peel-itically correct!
Why did the banana go to the tailor? It split its pants!
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are YOU shaking? She’s going to eat me!
What did the banana say when it got a great job offer? “I’m in my peel-ement!”
Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because they peel in the sun.
Why did the banana become a poet? Because it had a peel for words!
Why are bananas never chosen for teams? They always split when the game starts.
What do you call a banana who’s a stand-up comic? Peel Cosby.
Why did the banana go to jail? It was caught peeling!
What did one banana ghost say to the other? “Boo-nana!”
Why was the banana so upset? It was going through a rough peel.
How do bananas get down the mountain? They slide on their peel.
What did the judge say to the banana? “You’ve been peeled!”
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen? Because they peel in the sun.
What’s a banana’s least favorite type of music? Hard rock—it bruises too easily.
Why was the banana acting weird? It was trying to avoid the fruit salad!
What did the apple say to the banana? “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”
How do you open a banana? With a mon-key!
Why was the banana always cheerful? Because it thought life was a bowl of cherries!
What’s a banana’s favorite day at work? Fry-day, when they make banana fritters!
Why don’t bananas lie? Because they’re always straight up.
What’s a banana’s favorite Shakespeare play? Peel-o!
Why was the banana so good at yoga? Because it could do the splits.
What did the banana say when it was feeling down? “I could really use a peel-me-up!”
What did the unripe banana say about the ripe banana? “That’s bananas!”
What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian? Peel-aber laughter!
Why don’t bananas play sports? They slip when they run!
What did the banana say to the orange? “Let’s make like a smoothie and split!”
What do you call a banana in a tie? Sophisticated.
Why did the banana go to college? To get a peel-degree!
Why did the banana sit on the sidewalk? It needed a little peel-me-up!
How does a banana get out of jail? It wins on a peel!
What did the banana say when it got into the toaster? “I’m ready to go bananas!”
What do you call a group of bananas performing together? A banana band.