Why do barbecues never get lost? They always follow the grill!
What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at barbecues? A Grill-osaurus Rex!
Why did the barbecue blush? It saw the salad dressing!
What’s a barbecue’s favorite movie? Grill Bill!
Why are barbecues the coolest party place? Everyone gets grilled!
Why do hamburgers go to the gym before a barbecue? To get beefed up!
What do you call a group of men waiting to cook at a barbecue? Bro-kebabs!
How do barbecues listen to music? On a grill-ipod!
What did the barbecue say to the charcoal? Don’t go changing to try and please me!
Why did the chicken sit on the barbecue? To lay roasted eggs!
What do you call a sad barbecue? A grill gone cold.
Why was the barbecue book boring? It was all fluff and filler, no meat!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a barbecue? A puddle of water next to a hot grill!
Why did the barbecue win an award? It was outstanding in its field!
What kind of shoes do barbecues wear? Grillfers!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other at barbecues? They don’t have the stomach for it.
How do you plan a space party at a barbecue? You planet with meteor burgers!
Why did the barbecue break up with the grill? It needed its space!
What’s a barbecue’s favorite song? “Grill Be There for You!”
What did the barbecue say when it met the grill? You really raise my steaks!
What do you call a barbecue with a PhD? Dr. Grill!
How does a pig go to a barbecue party? By swine class!
Why do barbecues make terrible detectives? They always grill the wrong person!
What’s a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo Year’s Eve at the barbecue!
Why did the barbecue go to therapy? It had too many burning issues!
What do barbecues wear to the beach? A pork bikini!
What do you get if you cross a barbecue and a shark? A grill with a bite!
Why did the barbecue refuse to play cards? Too many chips on the table!
What did the dad say at the barbecue? Let’s ketchup!
Why don’t barbecues ever get promoted? They always grill under pressure!
How do you fix a broken barbecue? With a barbe-cue!
Why do barbecues make great friends? They bring the heat and never grill you about your life!
What did the cheese say at the barbecue? I’m on a roll!
Why did the tomato turn red at the barbecue? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the barbecue say to the veggie burger? You’re grill-iant!
Why did the barbecue get kicked out of school? Too many grill-matical errors!
Why don’t barbecues work in winter? They can’t handle the chill!
What did the potato say at the barbecue? I’m here to get baked!
What do you call an explosive barbecue? A grill grenade!
Why do barbecues always win at sports? They’re smoking hot!
What do you call a frozen barbecue? A chill grill!
What’s a ghost’s favorite thing at a barbecue? S’boo-res!
Why did the steak go to the barbecue? To meat up with friends!
Why are barbecues so calm? They just grill and chill!
What did the fish say at the barbecue? I’m here for the halibut!
Why are barbecues bad at secrets? They spill the beans!
What’s a burger’s favorite day at a barbecue? Fry-day!
Why did the sausage quit the barbecue? It couldn’t handle the heat!
Why are barbecues like a good joke? They’re all about the delivery!
Why did the vegetarian go to the barbecue? To give peas a chance!
What do you call a magical barbecue? A char-grill!
Why don’t barbecues work in finance? They always burn their assets!
What did the barbecue say to the chicken? Time to get roasted!
What’s the best thing to read at a barbecue? The “Grill-iant Times!”
Why was the barbecue always happy? It kept its grill up!
Why do barbecues make good musicians? They know how to turn up the heat!
What do you call a lazy person at a barbecue? A pro-crastinator!
Why did the barbecue go to school? To improve its grill-mmar!
What’s a cow’s favorite type of barbecue? Moo-sic festivals!
Why don’t barbecues get lost? They always find the hot spot!
What do you call a barbecue in a suit? James Grill!
Why did the barbecue get a ticket? It grilled too fast!
Why are barbecues great dancers? They have smoking moves!
What do you call a fancy barbecue? High-steaks grilling!
Why did the barbecue feel sad? It missed the sausages!
What’s the most dangerous thing at a barbecue? The flying sparks!
Why do barbecues make good comedians? They always roast the audience!
What did the barbecue say when it was finished cooking? “Well done!”
Why are barbecues never lonely? Because they’re the hot spot of the party!
Why don’t barbecues get lost? They follow the trail of smoke!
What’s a banana’s favorite part of a barbecue? The grill!
Why did the barbecue go to the doctor? It had a burning sensation!
What did the hamburger name its baby at the barbecue? Patty!
What’s the barbecue’s favorite horror movie? Grill-loween!
Why did the barbecue stop working? It ran out of steam!
What did the barbecue say when it retired? I’m too old to keep the fire burning!
What’s the best thing to bring to a barbecue? Your appetite!
Why did the barbecue wear a jacket? It was a bit chili!
Why do barbecues make poor thieves? They always leave a trail of smoke!
Why was the barbecue so relaxing? It was all about the chill and grill!
What do you call an angry barbecue? A grill gone wild!
Why did the cow go to the barbecue? To turn up the steaks!
Why was the barbecue always busy? It had too many irons in the fire!
What’s a pirate’s favorite part of a barbecue? The barrr-becue sauce!
Why don’t barbecues like to play hide and seek? Because good grills are hard to find!
What do you call a barbecue in space? An astro-grill!
Why did the barbecue go to art class? To learn how to draw a perfect grill!
What’s a zombie’s favorite part of a barbecue? The grillains!
Why do barbecues always wear sunglasses? They’re just too cool!
What’s a knight’s favorite part of a barbecue? The roast battle!
Why did the barbecue take a break? It needed to recharge its char-coal!
Why did the barbecue go on a diet? It wanted to lose some flame!
What’s a snowman’s favorite part of a barbecue? The cold beer!
What did the barbecue say to the burger? You’re on fire today!
Why do barbecues make good detectives? They always smell something cooking!
What’s a vampire’s least favorite part of a barbecue? The steak!
Why did the barbecue get a medal? It was grilliant in the field!
What do you call a well-dressed barbecue? A grill in a suit!
Why was the barbecue a good listener? It always heated up the conversation!
Why did the barbecue get a raise? It was on fire at work!
What’s the barbecue’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat and a hot rhythm!