Why did the basil stop using social media? It needed to herb its enthusiasm.
What do you call a basil that’s in charge? The King of the herb castle.
Why was the basil invited to every salad? It knew how to spice things up.
How do basils stay informed? They leaf through the news.
What do you call a well-dressed basil? Herb couture.
Why did the basil go to school? To become a salad valedictorian.
How do basils greet each other? “Hey bud, nice to seed you!”
Why was the basil a good musician? It had perfect thyme-ing.
What’s a basil’s favorite sport? Frond tennis.
Why don’t basils get lost? They always find their roots.
What did the older basil say to the younger one? “Don’t get fresh with me!”
What happens when you step on a basil? It lets out a little wine.
What do you call an angry basil? Grumpy greens.
How does a basil propose? With an onion ring.
What’s a basil’s favorite book? “Gone with the Wind,” because it’s leaf-turning.
Why are basils terrible liars? You can see right through their herb-faces.
What do basils do at the casino? They play a little thyme at the roulette.
Why did the basil sit in the sun? To soak up some Vitamin D-ill.
What’s a basil’s favorite horror movie? Silence of the Yams.
How do you know a basil is in charge? It runs the whole enchilada.
Why was the basil in the cookie recipe? It was trying to make thyme travel.
What do you call a basil who’s good at sports? A ball-thyme player.
Why do basils make good friends? They always leaf you smiling.
What did the lettuce say to the basil at the party? “Lettuce turnip the beet!”
Why did the basil refuse to sing? It didn’t want to hit a sour note.
What do basils use to browse the internet? Firefox, because it’s always up to date.
Why did the tomato blush when it saw the basil? Because it saw the salad dressing.
How do you make basil ice cream? With a little mint to keep it fresh.
Why was the basil a great employee? It never leaves early.
Why did the basil write a letter? To express its senti-mints.
What did the basil say to the chef? “Season me up, Scotty!”
What do you call a group of singing basils? The Spice Girls.
How do basils send messages? Through Vine.
Why was the basil movie rated R? It was too spicy.
Why do basils hate drama? They prefer to keep it mellow.
What do basils do when they get sick? They take some thyme off.
Why did the basil date the mint? Because it was peppermint to be!
How do you make a basil laugh? Tell it a parsley-tale.
Why did the basil go to the doctor? It had a pesto infection.
What’s a basil’s life motto? Leaf it better than you found it.
Why was the basil a great comedian? It always knew how to spice up a joke.
What did the dad basil say to his kids? “Stop mulching around!”
How does a basil cheer on its team? “Go green!”
What’s a basil’s favorite kind of music? Jazz, because it’s got soul.
Why did the basil join the army? To be part of the green berets.
What do you call a romantic evening with a basil? A night of fine dining and herb-light.
Why don’t basils get stressed? They just go with the florets.
How do basils practice self-care? By turning over a new leaf.
What did the basil say after a workout? “That was refreshing!”
What’s a basil’s favorite holiday? New Year’s Eve, for the countdown.
How do basils stay safe online? By using strong passwords.
Why did the basil stop watching the news? Too much negativity; it wasn’t good for its buds.
What do you call a basil detective? Sherlock Holmes, because he always solves the thyme.
How do basils communicate in secret? They whisper in the wind.
Why did the basil go to the moon? To find some space to grow.
What’s a basil’s favorite kind of movie? Anything with a plot twist.
How do you organize a basil party? You plan it.
Why do basils make good partners? They know how to spice up your life.
What did the basil say to the pot? “You complete me.”
Why did the basil write a memoir? To share the highlights and lowlights of its seasoned life.
How do basils get to work? They leaf through traffic.
What do you call a basil in a vest? An investi-gator.
Why did the basil join the space program? To explore the uncharted terri-thymes.
What did the basil say during a thunderstorm? “This is un-be-leaf-able!”
How do basils stay humble? They remember their roots.
What’s a basil’s favorite show? Leaf of Thrones.
Why do basils make good secret agents? They stay low to the ground and blend in.
How do you know when a basil is finished talking? It wraps up its point.
What do basils do when they retire? They leaf the workforce.
How do basils succeed in business? By branching out.
What’s a basil’s favorite dance? The salsa.
Why did the basil get promoted? It was always ahead of the bunch.
How do basils handle conflict? They try to smooth things over.
Why did the basil volunteer at the school? To help kids plant seeds of knowledge.
What’s a basil’s favorite kitchen appliance? The blender, for smoothie making.
How do basils make decisions? They stem from a good root cause.
Why did the basil become a philosopher? To ponder the deeper meanings of life.
What did the basil say to the sad vegetable? “Don’t worry, pea happy!”
What do you call a lazy basil? A lay-thyme.
How do basils stay cool in the summer? They chill out in the shade.
Why did the basil go to the dance? To shake its stalks.
What did the motivational speaker basil say? “Believe in your inner sprout.”
How do basils celebrate victories? With a toast.
What do you call a basil with a cold? A sniffly leaf.
Why did the basil sit in meditation? To find inner peas.
What do basils do on weekends? They leaf through their plans.
How do basils stay organized? They keep a tab on their roots.
Why did the basil enroll in a cooking class? To spice up its skills.
What do basils take on a picnic? A basket full of fresh aromas.
Why don’t basils play hide and seek? Because they’re always peeping through.
How do basils read? They scan the leaflets.
What did the basil say to the chef? “Season me up!”
Why are basils good at history? They remember all the ancient seeds.
What do basils do before bedtime? They unwind their tendrils.
Why did the basil join the choir? To add a note of harmony.
What’s a basil’s favorite day of the week? Wednesday, because it’s herb-day.
Why did the basil open a bakery? To knead the dough.
How do basils handle the heat? They stay rooted.
What’s a basil’s favorite type of tea? Green tea, for its soothing properties.
Why did the basil become a yoga instructor? To help others find their balance.
What do you call an adventurous basil? A trailblazer