Why did the batter go to therapy? It couldn’t stop feeling beaten!
What do you call a nervous batter? A whisk taker.
Why did the pancake batter give up? It couldn’t handle the heat.
What do you call an artistic batter? Vincent Van Dough.
Why was the batter so rich? It was rolling in dough.
What did one batter say to the other? “Stop mixing me up!”
Why don’t secrets last in a bakery? Too many leakers in the batter.
What do you call a well-traveled batter? A globetrotter.
Why was the batter always in school? It was trying to get smarter.
What do you call a fancy batter? High so-ciety.
Why don’t batters use the phone? They prefer to whisk it.
Why did the batter go to jail? It got caught in a sticky situation.
What do you call a religious batter? A bread believer.
Why did the batter break up with the dough? It needed more space to rise.
What’s a batter’s favorite music? Rock ‘n’ Roll.
What do you get when you cross batter with a computer? A Silicon Valley cake.
How do batters resolve their problems? They hash it out.
What did the batter say to the oven? “You warm my heart!”
Why do batters love the circus? For the juggling act.
What do you call an honest batter? Pure bread.
Why did the batter join the army? To be on the front lines.
How do batters greet each other? “What’s whisking?”
Why was the batter so smart? It was filled with brain food.
What do you call a lazy batter? Loafing around.
Why did the cookie batter go to school? To become a smart cookie.
What did the batter say on its birthday? “Cake me up!”
Why was the batter so calm during the storm? It had perfect self-con-troll.
How does a batter sign off a letter? “With all my loaf.”
What did the pancake batter say to the waffle batter? “Stop waffling around!”
Why did the batter go to the party? It was whisked away.
What do you call a batter that performs magic tricks? Dough-cadabra!
Why was the batter so good at baseball? It always hit a homerun.
What do you call a batter on a boat? A shipload of flour.
Why did the batter cross the road? To beat the eggs on the other side.
What do you call a sad batter? Down in the dough.
What did the batter say when it was done mixing? “That’s a wrap!”
Why did the cake batter file a lawsuit? It felt crumby.
What do you call a group of singing batters? The Dough Notes.
Why did the batter go to the bar? To get whisk-y.
How do you know when a batter is broke? When it’s kneading dough.
What did the batter say to the egg? “You crack me up!”
Why did the batter get a job? It kneaded the dough.
What do you call a spooky batter? Ghoulash.
Why did the batter start a podcast? To spread the word.
What do you call a batter detective? Sherlock Scones.
Why was the batter so fast? It was always on the whisk.
What do you call a batter in the freezer? Chilled dough.
Why did the batter join the gym? To get into shape.
How do you make a batter laugh? Tell it a whisk-y joke.
What do you call a group of batter friends? The Dough Gang.
What did the batter say to the frying pan? “You complete me!”
Why did the batter go to the art gallery? To see the dough Vinci.
What do you call a clumsy batter? A recipe for disaster.
Why was the batter so good at tennis? It always served well.
What do you call a musical batter? A dough-re-mi.
Why did the batter stay inside? It was too crumby outside.
What did the batter say when it won a prize? “I’m on a roll!”
Why did the batter go to college? To get a dough-gree.
What do you call a tired batter? Doughsy.
Why did the batter write a book? To spread its layers.
What did the health-conscious batter say? “I’m on a roll.”
Why did the batter go to the dance? To get whisked off its feet.
What do you call a traveling batter? A roam-ing dough.
Why did the batter go to space? To visit the Milky Whey.
What do you call a sneaky batter? Incr-edible.
Why was the batter so good at poker? It had a poker face.
What did the batter say to the butter? “You’re on a roll!”
Why did the batter go to the math class? To multiply.
What do you call a heroic batter? Super dough.
Why did the batter go to the beach? To tide over.
What do you call a batter in the jungle? Bread in the wild.
Why did the batter go to the therapist? It felt flattened.
What do you call a batter with rhythm? A beat batter.
Why did the batter write a diary? To not loaf around.
What did the batter say to the skillet? “Let’s heat things up!”
Why did the batter become a poet? To express its inner yeast.
What do you call a batter at night? Moonlit dough.
How did the batter get into college? It passed the entrance ex-yeast.
What do you call a batter with a secret? Mysterious dough.
Why did the batter start an Instagram? To rise to fame.
What do you call a magical batter? Dough-cus Pocus.
Why did the batter open a store? To make some bread.
What did the romantic batter say? “You whisk me off my feet!”
Why did the batter join the orchestra? To play the timpani.
What do you call a batter with power? The upper crust.
Why did the batter visit the doctor? It felt a little flaky.
What do you call a fashionable batter? Dough-chic.
Why did the batter go on a date? To mix things up.
What do you call a batter with a cold? Achoo-dough.
How did the batter succeed? By rising above.
What do you call a philosophical batter? Deep-dough thought.
Why did the batter go to the movie? To see “Yeast of Eden.”
What did the batter say at the gym? “Let’s roll!”
Why did the batter join the choir? To hit the high notes.
What do you call a well-read batter? A bookish blend.
Why did the batter love astronomy? It was into orbiting.
How do you cheer up a sad batter? Give it a lift.
What do you call an adventurous batter? A trailblazer.
Why did the batter attend the seminar? To rise to the occasion.
What do you call a lucky batter? Fortunate dough.
Why did the batter go to the opera? To see “La Dough-eme.”