Why did the bean curd file a police report? It got mugged in the pantry!
What do you call a fashionable bean curd? Soy chic!
Why was the bean curd the best actor? It always played a solid role.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite sport? Tofu-tball.
How do bean curds stay in touch? They soy hello!
Why don’t bean curds play cards? They hate to fold.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
Why was the bean curd so good at school? It was great at tofugraphy.
What’s a bean curd’s life goal? To find itself in a good recipe.
How do you get a party started with bean curds? Turn up the soy-sa.
What did the bean curd say to the vegetable? “Let’s stir fry together!”
Why did the bean curd join the army? It wanted to be soy-ldier.
Why was the bean curd a great musician? It knew how to tofu-ne its instrument.
What do you call a group of singing bean curds? Tofu-n Harmony.
Why did the bean curd go to therapy? It needed to process itself.
Why don’t bean curds get lost? They always find their whey.
What do you call an artistic bean curd? A sculptofu.
Why did the bean curd break up with the vegetable? It needed more soy-litude.
What do you call a sad bean curd? A tofu-ear.
Why don’t bean curds get invited to parties? They spill the beans.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite dance? The samba.
What did one bean curd say to the other at the gym? “Let’s press tofu-gether!”
Why did the bean curd win the award? It was outstanding in its field.
What do you call a rich bean curd? Fortofied!
Why did the bean curd go to space? To be a soy-lar explorer.
What do you call a secretive bean curd? Incog-neat-o tofu.
Why was the bean curd a good comedian? It knew how to press the right buttons.
What do you call a tired bean curd? Ex-tofu-sted.
Why did the bean curd start a business? It wanted to be an entre-soy-neur.
How do bean curds write secret messages? In invisible soy sauce.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite type of music? Anything you can soy to.
Why did the bean curd become a lawyer? It believed in tofu justice.
What do bean curds wear to a wedding? A silky tofu-xedo.
Why are bean curds so religious? They believe in soy-vation.
How do bean curds greet each other? “What’s soy-ing?”
Why did the bean curd start painting? To find its inner tofu.
What do you call a psychic bean curd? A tofu-teller.
How do bean curds stay so fit? By doing a lot of soy-cycling.
What do you call a bean curd superhero? Super Tofu!
Why don’t bean curds get stressed? They keep things soy-mple.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite book? “Great Soy-tations.”
Why do bean curds make good journalists? They always get the scoop.
Why did the bean curd go to the beach? To soy-k up the sun.
What do you call a bean curd that doesn’t like to spend? A cheap tofu.
Why was the bean curd so smart? It was well soy-ced.
What do bean curds do in their free time? They like to chill and marinate.
How do bean curds stay organized? They keep everything in soyquence.
What do you call an adventurous bean curd? A thrill-tofu-ker.
Why do bean curds hate jokes? They can’t stand the roast.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite day of the week? Stir-Friday.
Why did the bean curd start a blog? To share its tofu-ghts.
How do bean curds go up the stairs? They tofu-p.
What do you call a bean curd with rhythm? A tofu-tapper.
Why do bean curds make great friends? They never spill the tea.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite playground game? Soy-saw.
Why did the bean curd join the choir? It had a tofu-neful voice.
What do you call a daring bean curd? A tofu-g daredevil.
How do bean curds stay young? By living a preservative-free life.
What do you call an indecisive bean curd? A tofu-mbler.
Why did the bean curd start meditating? To find its inner peas.
How do you make a bean curd laugh? Crack a legume.
Why did the bean curd go to the doctor? It had low soy esteem.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite type of homework? Home-brewed tasks.
What do you call a bean curd that’s good at sports? A jock-tofu.
How do bean curds succeed? By sticking to their roots.
Why did the bean curd go to the museum? It was art-tofu-lly interested.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite magical item? A soy-cerer’s stone.
Why do bean curds love puns? They’re into word soy-s.
What do you call a group of musical bean curds? A tofu-band.
Why don’t bean curds like fast food? Too much fry-d tofu.
How do bean curds make decisions? They weigh the soy and cons.
What do bean curds say when something goes wrong? “Oh, soy!”
How do you keep a bean curd in suspense? I’ll tofu you later.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite hobby? Crafting—especially soyving.
Why did the bean curd go camping? To get back to its roots.
What do you call a fancy bean curd? Debo-fu-nair.
Why did the bean curd stop smoking? It wanted a healthier lifestyle.
What do you call a bean curd that writes? A tofu-thor.
How do bean curds celebrate? They throw a bash-o.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite candy? Soy-licorice.
Why did the bean curd visit the psychologist? It needed to unpack its layers.
How do bean curds get around? They roll with it.
What do you call a religious bean curd? A pray-tofu.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite winter activity? Soy-skiing.
Why are bean curds great at yoga? They have amazing balance.
What do you call a bean curd that loves the sea? An ocean-tofu.
Why don’t bean curds play hide and seek? They always soy up.
How do bean curds stay cool? They keep a chill soy-titude.
What do you call a romantic bean curd? A charmer, of soy-rse.
Why did the bean curd go to art school? To soy-cialize.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite planet? Saturn, because of its soy-lar system.
Why do bean curds go to therapy? To work on self-reflection.
How do bean curds greet each other? “What’s soy-p?”
What do you call a bean curd magician? A soy-cerer.
Why was the bean curd so calm during the storm? It had perfect soy-nity.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because of the shapes.
Why do bean curds make good writers? They’re full of plot twists.
What’s a bean curd’s favorite board game? Monoposoy.
Why don’t bean curds get angry? They have infinite patoyence.
How do bean curds celebrate New Year’s? With a soyprise party.
Why did the bean curd go to the concert? To get its groove back.