Why did the bell pepper turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a nosy bell pepper? Jalapeño business!
How do bell peppers write important letters? With a chili pen.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite sport? Squash!
Why was the bell pepper a good musician? Because it knew how to compose itself.
Why don’t bell peppers get into arguments? They always capsaicin the positive.
What do you call a bell pepper that’s in charge? The bell boss!
How do you fix a broken bell pepper? With tomato paste.
Why did the green pepper fail archery? It couldn’t hit the can-dill.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite game? Ring around the rosie.
Why don’t bell peppers swim? They might get too pickled.
What do you get when you cross a bell pepper with a dinosaur? A Pepper-rex!
How do you unlock a door in the vegetable world? With a bell pepper key!
What do bell peppers do when they hang out? They ketchup!
What do you call a bell pepper in space? An astro-nut!
Why did the bell pepper join the band? Because it had great pep!
Why did the bell pepper sit in the corner? Because it had no point.
What did one bell pepper say to the other? “Stop peeping at me!”
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite song? “Slice, Slice Baby.”
Why did the bell pepper turn down the job? It didn’t want to get in a pickle.
What did the bell pepper say to the celery? “Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet.”
Why was the bell pepper the best detective? It always got to the root of the problem.
What do bell peppers read in the morning? The newsp-pepper.
What did the bell pepper wear to the beach? A bell-pep-kini.
Why did the bell pepper go to school? To become a salad-ictorian.
How do bell peppers like to travel? In a salad bowl!
What do bell peppers bring to a party? Fun-gi and cheese.
What did the sad bell pepper say? “I feel so hollow inside.”
Why did the bell pepper stop mid-road? It saw the green light!
Why did the bell pepper write a book? Because it had a story to plant.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite type of movie? Anything culti-vated.
What do you call a baby bell pepper? A little pep.
Why are bell peppers terrible at secrets? They always split.
How do bell peppers stay fit? By jogging in the relish.
Why did the bell pepper go to jail? For stalking celery.
What do bell peppers do at a job? They spice things up!
Why don’t bell peppers ever get lost? They pepper the map!
How do you greet a bell pepper in French? “Pepper-le vous?”
Why was the bell pepper a good employee? It was always on thyme.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite type of humor? Puns, naturally!
How do bell peppers send mail? By air-melon!
What do bell peppers do when they get scared? They turn bell-y up!
What do you call an old bell pepper? A pepp-elder!
Why did the bell pepper stop playing cards? Too many peppers in the deck.
How do bell peppers like their steak? Well-done and seasoned.
What do bell peppers wear to go diving? A dive-cumber tank.
Why did the bell pepper get promoted? It pepper-formed well!
What do you call a bell pepper that tells tall tales? A bell fibber!
Why did the bell pepper refuse to open the jar? It didn’t want to strain itself.
What did the bell pepper say on the roller coaster? “That’s a-peeling!”
What’s a bell pepper’s least favorite weather? Frost, it makes them chili.
How do bell peppers practice self-care? They take bubble basks.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite magical spell? Capsaicanum!
Why don’t bell peppers ever start anything? They’re too laid back.
How do bell peppers stay cool in summer? Chilly pads.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite dance move? The salsa!
Why do bell peppers make terrible journalists? They always spice up the story.
What did the bell pepper say after meditation? “That was refreshing!”
Why was the bell pepper always in trouble? It couldn’t keep its plants up.
How do bell peppers like their coffee? Decaf-sicum.
What do you call a group of musical bell peppers? The Spice Girls!
What did the bell pepper say to the carrot? “You’re a-peeling.”
Why did the bell pepper start a podcast? To dish out some spicy stories.
How do bell peppers flirt? “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite place at the fair? The Fermentis Wheel!
Why do bell peppers make good musicians? They play the peper-cussion.
What do you call a bell pepper that can do magic? A pepper-mystic.
Why was the bell pepper so relaxed? It had just had a pepper-mint.
What did the bell pepper say at the gym? “Lettuce turnip the beet!”
Why did the bell pepper go to the party? To shake its peperoni!
How do bell peppers like their eggs? Peppered!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite board game? Capsaicin-opoly.
What do bell peppers do when they see a ghost? Bell out loud!
Why don’t bell peppers get into fights? They know how to pepper down.
How do bell peppers stay young? Anti-oxi-dill-ant cream.
What did the bell pepper say to its friend? “You’re one in a melon.”
Why did the bell pepper go to the movies? To see “Pepper Panther.”
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite school subject? Hist-peppery.
How do bell peppers get to work? They take the celery-stalk.
What did the bell pepper say to the burger? “Lettuce be friends.”
Why did the bell pepper stop working? It was too peppered out.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite kind of music? Anything with a good beet.
Why don’t bell peppers make good poets? They always spice up their lines.
How do bell peppers stay informed? They watch the grapevine.
What did the bell pepper do when it got a compliment? Turned red!
Why did the bell pepper go to the doctor? It felt a bit seedy.
What do bell peppers do on weekends? Go to barbe-cukes.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite magic trick? The diss-pepper-ance.
Why are bell peppers so resilient? They know how to handle the heat.
How do bell peppers stay safe? They keep their eyes peeled.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite superhero? Spider-Mint.
How do bell peppers write secret messages? In invisible ink.
What did the bell pepper say at the marathon? “Thyme to go!”
Why don’t bell peppers like to show off? They’re too humble.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite hobby? Sketching with colored pencils.
Why did the bell pepper become a chef? It loved to spice things up.
How do bell peppers deal with stress? They stew over it.
What do bell peppers do before a big test? Pepper themselves up.
How do bell peppers like to relax? With a spice latte.
Why was the bell pepper so punctual? It knew how to manage its thyme.