What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
Why was the little strawberry upset? His mom was in a jam.
What do you call a berry playing the guitar? A jam session.
Why don’t berries use phones? They prefer to use their rasp-berry.
Why did the berry go to school? To improve its currant events.
How do you cheer up a blueberry? Give it a berry big hug.
Why did the berry write a book? It had a juicy story to tell.
Why do berries never get lonely? Because they hang out in bunches.
How do you make a berry shake? Put it in the freezer.
What do you call a forgetful berry? A cran-blurry.
Why did the blueberry stop in the middle of the road? It saw the raspberry.
How did the little berry get to school? By berry-copter.
Why did the berry join the band? Because it had great jam.
Why did the blueberry go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
What do you call a ghost berry? A boo-berry.
What do you call a room full of berries? Berry crowded!
How do you get a job at the berry farm? Be berry good at what you do.
Why did the berry go to the party? To raisin a little cane.
What did the berry say to its friend on Valentine’s Day? You are berry special.
Why are berries terrible at keeping secrets? They spread them like jam.
How do berries like their steak? Berry well-done.
Why did the berry go to the doctor? It had a strawberry cough.
What do you get when you cross a berry with a computer? A blackberry.
Why don’t berries play hide and seek? Because they’re always peaking.
What did one berry say to the other? If you were any sweeter, you’d be a grape.
What’s a berry’s favorite type of math? Berry-metry.
What’s a berry’s favorite playground equipment? The seesawberry.
Why do berries always apologize? Because they feel berry bad.
Why was the berry always broke? Because it was always getting picked.
What did the berry farmer say to his children? “Don’t lose your roots!”
What do you call a berry that uses the internet? A logan-berry.
Why was the strawberry so good at basketball? It always made berry good jams.
How do you organize a berry party? You planet.
What’s a berry’s favorite newspaper? The Daily Rind.
Why did the berry go to the beach? To have some fun in the sun-berry.
What do you call a berry that likes to spin? A whortle-berry.
How do you make a berry frown? Take it out of the sunbeam.
What’s a berry’s favorite joke? Anything that tickles its berries.
What did the strawberry detective say? “I find this case very seedy.”
What’s a berry’s favorite way to travel? On a juice cruise.
Why are berries so good at archery? They always hit the juice spot.
What did the optimistic berry say? Everything’s vine!
What did the shy berry say? I’m just a little green.
How do berries say hello? “Hey sweetie!”
Why did the berry start meditating? To find inner peas.
What’s a berry’s favorite philosophy? Berrytarianism.
What do you call an adventurous berry? A trail-berry.
Why was the berry so charismatic? It was always the berry of the ball.
What do you call a berry with eyes? A see-berry.
Why did the berry refuse to fight? It was too sweet.
How do you describe a sad berry? Melon-choly.
What makes berries poor employees? They always leave a mess.
What did the romantic berry say to its sweetheart? “I love you berry much!”
Why did the berries go to the movies? To catch the latest smoothie.
What do berries do when they are scared? Call the rasp-berry police.
What do you call a berry that tells tall tales? A fib-berry.
Why are berries always happy? Because they berry their problems.
What do you call a berry that’s a comedian? A pun-berry.
What’s a berry’s favorite chair? An arm-berry.
Why did the berry go to the gym? To get berry buff!
What’s a berry’s favorite type of art? Pop art.
What do berries order at a restaurant? Berry-ani.
What’s a berry’s favorite classical composition? Berry-thoven’s Fifth.
How do berries handle tough times? They preserve.
Why did the berry write a memoir? To give everyone a taste of its life.
What do you call a berry in winter? A snowberry.
Why do berries make good friends? They’re sweet and reliable.
What did the lonely berry say? I’m feeling blue-berry.
How do you compliment a berry? Say it looks berrytiful.
Why did the berry stay in bed? It had a case of the brambles.
What do berries wear to the beach? Flip-flops.
What’s a berry’s favorite season? Spring, because it’s berry blooming.
How do you discipline a berry? Give it a time-out in the fruit bowl.
What’s a berry’s favorite drink? Berry juice.
Why did the berry go on a diet? It felt a bit plump.
What do you call a sneaky berry? A sly-berry.
Why don’t berries talk in the library? They’re too ripe.
What do you call a berry after it graduates? A scholar-berry.
How do berries handle their finances? They keep good stalk of their assets.
What’s a berry’s favorite part of the newspaper? The juice section.
Why did the berry cry? It was just peeled.
What makes a berry unique? Its berrysonality.
How do berries stay young? Anti-oxidant cream.
What do berries do when they retire? Rest on their laurels.
What’s a berry’s life goal? To reach its full potential.
How do berries greet each other? With a fruit shake.
What did the berry say to the vegetable? Let’s root for each other!
Why do berries make good detectives? They always find the juicy details.
What do you call a berry with a job? Employ-berry.
How do berries stay cool in summer? They chill in the fridge.
What did the berry say at the start of the race? Let’s jam!
Why did the berry go to music school? To improve its pitch.
What’s a berry’s favorite circus act? The trapeze, because they love to swing!
Why did the berry refuse to open up? It was a little shell-shocked.
What’s a berry’s favorite motto? Berry and bright!
Why did the berry go to the spa? To get a berry facial.
What do you call a berry that’s a hero? A legend-berry.
How do berries respond to a compliment? “Aw, you’re just sweet-talking me!”
What do berries do on a first date? They bring a bunch of flowers.
Why did the berry join the orchestra? To play berrytones.
What did the berry say in court? “Your honor, I’m just a fruit of my environment!”