Why don’t black-eyed peas ever get lonely? Because they always come in pods!
What do you call a black-eyed pea with a cold? A sneeze-pea!
How do black-eyed peas leave a party? They split the scene!
Why are black-eyed peas bad liars? You can always see right through their pods!
What do you call a black-eyed pea that plays the piano? A key-pea!
How do black-eyed peas practice self-defense? By practicing “Pea-Kwon-Do”!
What’s a black-eyed pea’s favorite book? “To Kill a Mockingbird Pea.”
Why did the black-eyed pea win an award? For being the best in the field!
What do you call a black-eyed pea on a skateboard? A rolling pea!
What did one black-eyed pea say to another? “We’re like two peas in a pod!”
Why do black-eyed peas make good friends? Because they’re always there when you stew over things!
What’s a black-eyed pea’s favorite type of music? Hip-pea-hop!
Why was the black-eyed pea always calm? It never panned out!
What do black-eyed peas wear to work? Pea-coats!
How do black-eyed peas stay informed? They pod-cast!
Why don’t black-eyed peas like drama? They prefer things peas-ful!
What do you call a group of singing black-eyed peas? A peapella group!
Why did the black-eyed pea stop halfway up the hill? It ran out of steam!
What do you call a lazy black-eyed pea? A sloth-pea!
What’s a black-eyed pea’s favorite game? Poddy training!
Why do black-eyed peas make good soldiers? They’re great in the field!
What do you call a black-eyed pea in a spaceship? An astro-pea!
Why did the black-eyed pea go to jail? For disturbing the peas!
What’s a black-eyed pea’s favorite way to travel? By legume-o-sine!
How do black-eyed peas write secret messages? In code-pea!
Why don’t black-eyed peas get stressed? They always keep their cool in the can!
What did the black-eyed pea say to the carrot? “Let’s root for each other!”
Why was the black-eyed pea a good comedian? It always knew how to stir up laughter!
How do black-eyed peas succeed? By seizing every oppor-pea-nity!
Why do black-eyed peas make terrible secrets? They always spill the beans!
What’s a black-eyed pea’s favorite sport? Fris-pea!
Why did the black-eyed pea go to therapy? To find inner peas!
What do you call a black-eyed pea who works in tech? A binary pea!
How do black-eyed peas stay fit? By doing the jumping bean!
Why was the black-eyed pea late? It was caught up in traffic jam!
What do you call a black-eyed pea in a musical? A broad-pea star!
How do black-eyed peas greet each other? “Peas be with you!”
Why are black-eyed peas terrible at hiding? They always pea-k!
What do black-eyed peas do when they’re shocked? They turn pea-le!
How do black-eyed peas pay their bills? With cash-peas!
Why do black-eyed peas make great friends? Because they stick together through thick and thin!
What’s a black-eyed pea’s favorite kitchen appliance? The blender – it keeps them stirring!
Why don’t black-eyed peas play poker? They’re not good at keeping a straight face!
How do black-eyed peas like their jokes? Extra corny!
What’s a black-eyed pea’s favorite day of the week? Stir-Friday!
Why are black-eyed peas like old friends? They’re great at rekindling memories in the pot!
What did the black-eyed pea say after a good meal? “That hit the spot!”
What do black-eyed peas do in their free time? They pod around!
Why did the black-eyed pea go to school? To become a scholar-pea!
What do you call an artistic black-eyed pea? A master-peas!
Why don’t black-eyed peas get promotions? They always stay at the same level!
How do black-eyed peas like their tea? Steeped with a hint of sugar!
What do you call a black-eyed pea with magical powers? A wizard of peas!
Why are black-eyed peas always ready for photos? They love to be in the lima-light!
What did the black-eyed pea say to the chickpea? “We’re from the same pod, you and I!”
Why did the black-eyed pea start a business? It wanted to be its own boss-pea!
What’s a black-eyed pea’s favorite exercise? Squats, for that pod-bod!
How do black-eyed peas keep their skin looking good? Pea-lates!
Why was the black-eyed pea so good at math? It always added extra beans!
What do you call a black-eyed pea that’s a bit off? A has-bean!
How do black-eyed peas like their martinis? Stirred, not shaken!
Why did the black-eyed pea sit in the corner? It was a naughty legume!
How do black-eyed peas react when they’re scared? They jump out of their skins!
What do you call a royal black-eyed pea? The prince of peas!
How do black-eyed peas stay trendy? By keeping up with the currant events!
Why did the black-eyed pea go to the beach? To soak up the sun and surf!
What do black-eyed peas do when they need help? They call for re-pea-nforcements!
What’s a black-eyed pea’s favorite type of movie? A chick flick!
How do black-eyed peas like to celebrate? By throwing a pea-rty!
What do you call an emotional black-eyed pea? A drama bean!
How do black-eyed peas keep their spirits up? By staying posi-pea-tive!
What did the black-eyed pea say to the depressed vegetable? “Peas cheer up!”
Why did the black-eyed pea go to the opera? To hit the high notes!
What do black-eyed peas bring to the beach? Sand-peas!
Why did the black-eyed pea get into trouble at school? It was always stirring up a pot!
What did the black-eyed pea wear to the party? A pod-ka dot dress!
Why do black-eyed peas make great actors? They always play their part well!
How do black-eyed peas stay safe? By using a pea-bodyguard!
What do you call a black-eyed pea that’s been blessed by the pope? Holy legume!
Why was the black-eyed pea so good at basketball? It always made the best passes!
How do black-eyed peas get to work? By car-pooling!
What did the black-eyed pea say to the hot dog? “Frankly, you’re the wurst!”
What do black-eyed peas do when they get home from work? They unwind and let off steam!
Why don’t black-eyed peas ever get promoted? They’re always stuck in the same pod!
How do black-eyed peas handle the summer heat? They just keep cool in the can!
What do you call a black-eyed pea that’s been knighted? Sir Pea!
Why did the black-eyed pea go to the doctor? It felt a bit bean under the weather!
What did the black-eyed pea say on its wedding day? “I’ve bean waiting for this moment!”
How do black-eyed peas like their adventures? Full of beans!
Why did the black-eyed pea write a book? To share its sage advice!
What do you call a black-eyed pea with no friends? A lone bean!
Why was the black-eyed pea so energized? It had just bean recharged!
How do black-eyed peas greet each other in the morning? “Hello, sunshine, pea-utiful day, isn’t it?”
Why don’t black-eyed peas ever get stressed? Because they’re always in their comfort pod!
What’s a black-eyed pea’s favorite carnival ride? The roller-beaner!
How do black-eyed peas like their relationships? With plenty of peas and quiet!
Why did the black-eyed pea join the military? To serve and protect the dinner table!
What do black-eyed peas say when they’re impressed? “That’s unbeleafable!”
How do black-eyed peas celebrate the New Year? With a bang and a pop!
What did the black-eyed pea say after a great performance? “That was unbe-pea-lievable!”
Why did the black-eyed pea stop watching horror movies? It didn’t want to spill its beans from fright!