101 Dad Jokes about Black Tea

Why don't black teas ever get stressed? They always stay mellow!

Why don’t black teas ever get stressed? They always stay mellow!

How do black teas stay young? They never spill their true age!

How do black teas stay young? They never spill their true age!

What's a black tea's favorite movie? "Tea-tanic."

What’s a black tea’s favorite movie? “Tea-tanic.”

Why did the black tea go to school? To improve its "concentration."

Why did the black tea go to school? To improve its “concentration.”

What do you call an adventurous black tea? Chai-risky!

What do you call an adventurous black tea? Chai-risky!

Why was the black tea a good employee? It was steeped in knowledge!

Why was the black tea a good employee? It was steeped in knowledge!

What's a black tea’s favorite dance move? The cha-cha-chai!

What’s a black tea’s favorite dance move? The cha-cha-chai!

Why don't black teas use doorbells? They prefer to chime in!

Why don’t black teas use doorbells? They prefer to chime in!

What did one black tea say to the other? "You're brew-tiful!"

What did one black tea say to the other? “You’re brew-tiful!”

How do black teas like to travel? In a tea-pot!

How do black teas like to travel? In a tea-pot!

What's a black tea's favorite music genre? Hip hop, because it's tea-riffic with beats!

What’s a black tea’s favorite music genre? Hip hop, because it’s tea-riffic with beats!

Why was the black tea always calm? Because it never wanted to boil over!

Why was the black tea always calm? Because it never wanted to boil over!

What do you call a well-dressed black tea? In-vested in a teacup!

What do you call a well-dressed black tea? In-vested in a teacup!

Why did the tea get a ticket? It got caught steeping too long!

Why did the tea get a ticket? It got caught steeping too long!

What do you call a black tea that gets all the gossip? Tea-lepathy!

What do you call a black tea that gets all the gossip? Tea-lepathy!

Why did the black tea go to therapy? It had too many bag-gage!

Why did the black tea go to therapy? It had too many bag-gage!

What’s a black tea’s life philosophy? Infuse your life with action!

What’s a black tea’s life philosophy? Infuse your life with action!

How do black teas break up with someone? "I think we need to see other people."

How do black teas break up with someone? “I think we need to see other people.”

What do you call a black tea party? A par-tea!

What do you call a black tea party? A par-tea!

Why do black teas make good detectives? They always get to the bottom of the pot!

Why do black teas make good detectives? They always get to the bottom of the pot!

How do black teas stay fit? By sipping and stretching!

How do black teas stay fit? By sipping and stretching!

What did the black tea say during the earthquake? "That was oolong ride!"

What did the black tea say during the earthquake? “That was oolong ride!”

Why don't black teas play hide and seek? Because they always spill the beans!

Why don’t black teas play hide and seek? Because they always spill the beans!

What's a black tea's favorite hobby? Brewing up new ideas!

What’s a black tea’s favorite hobby? Brewing up new ideas!

What do you call an excited black tea? All stirred up!

What do you call an excited black tea? All stirred up!

How do black teas like their jokes? Steeped in humor!

How do black teas like their jokes? Steeped in humor!

Why are black teas the best at secrets? They are full of hidden depths!

Why are black teas the best at secrets? They are full of hidden depths!

What do you call an angry cup of black tea? A storm in a teacup!

What do you call an angry cup of black tea? A storm in a teacup!

How do black teas handle their finances? They stay liquid!

How do black teas handle their finances? They stay liquid!

What did the black tea wear to bed? Its pajamas!

What did the black tea wear to bed? Its pajamas!

Why don't black teas use phones? Too much static—it affects their leaves!

Why don’t black teas use phones? Too much static—it affects their leaves!

What do you call a lazy black tea? A sleep-tea one!

What do you call a lazy black tea? A sleep-tea one!

Why did the black tea break up with the dessert?
It was too sweet for its taste!

Why did the black tea break up with the dessert? It was too sweet for its taste!

How do black teas greet each other? "Hey brew, what’s steeping?"

How do black teas greet each other? “Hey brew, what’s steeping?”

Why was the black tea the star of the show? It knew how to expresso itself!

Why was the black tea the star of the show? It knew how to expresso itself!

What do you call an old black tea? Aged to perfection!

What do you call an old black tea? Aged to perfection!

Why do black teas make great actors? They know how to stir up emotions!

Why do black teas make great actors? They know how to stir up emotions!

What's a black tea's favorite day of the week? Brewsday!

What’s a black tea’s favorite day of the week? Brewsday!

How do black teas like their history? Full of legends and steeped in mystery!

How do black teas like their history? Full of legends and steeped in mystery!

What do you call a black tea on a boat? A navi-tea-gator!

What do you call a black tea on a boat? A navi-tea-gator!

Why did the black tea go to the art gallery? To absorb some culture!

Why did the black tea go to the art gallery? To absorb some culture!

What's a black tea’s worst fear? Being mistaken for coffee!

What’s a black tea’s worst fear? Being mistaken for coffee!

What do black teas do at the opera? They absorb the high notes!

What do black teas do at the opera? They absorb the high notes!

Why did the black tea look worried? It saw the milk and sugar coming!

Why did the black tea look worried? It saw the milk and sugar coming!

What do you call a religious black tea? A mystic brew!

What do you call a religious black tea? A mystic brew!

How do black teas like their eggs? Tea-boiled.

How do black teas like their eggs? Tea-boiled.

Why did the black tea get an award? For being outstanding in its field!

Why did the black tea get an award? For being outstanding in its field!

What's a black tea's favorite type of dog? A tea-cup poodle!

What’s a black tea’s favorite type of dog? A tea-cup poodle!

Why did the black tea go to space? To explore the Milky Way!

Why did the black tea go to space? To explore the Milky Way!

What's a black tea's favorite book? "War and Peas."

What’s a black tea’s favorite book? “War and Peas.”

Why don't black teas like to swim? They hate getting too diluted!

Why don’t black teas like to swim? They hate getting too diluted!

How do black teas handle success? They never let it go to their head!

How do black teas handle success? They never let it go to their head!

Why was the black tea at the police station? It was accused of mugging!

Why was the black tea at the police station? It was accused of mugging!

What's a black tea's favorite sci-fi show? "Star-brews."

What’s a black tea’s favorite sci-fi show? “Star-brews.”

What did the black tea say to the herbal tea? "You’re such a blend-in!"

What did the black tea say to the herbal tea? “You’re such a blend-in!”

Why did the black tea stay at the hotel? It needed a proper steep!

Why did the black tea stay at the hotel? It needed a proper steep!

How do black teas like their weather? With a slight chance of brewing!

How do black teas like their weather? With a slight chance of brewing!

What do black teas do when they burn out? They re-infuse!

What do black teas do when they burn out? They re-infuse!

Why did the black tea go to the prom? It heard there would be a tea-dance!

Why did the black tea go to the prom? It heard there would be a tea-dance!

What do you call a black tea that's lost its flavor? Out of steep!

What do you call a black tea that’s lost its flavor? Out of steep!

Why don't black teas get hired for jobs? They tend to boil over under pressure!

Why don’t black teas get hired for jobs? They tend to boil over under pressure!

How do black teas keep their cool? By chilling with the ice-teas!

How do black teas keep their cool? By chilling with the ice-teas!

Why did the black tea join the band? It was good at keeping up the tempo!

Why did the black tea join the band? It was good at keeping up the tempo!

What do you call a black tea that's trying to lose weight? Slimming tea!

What do you call a black tea that’s trying to lose weight? Slimming tea!

How do black teas stay sharp? They constantly bag new tricks!

How do black teas stay sharp? They constantly bag new tricks!

Why don't black teas like rush hour?
Too much brewing and stewing!

Why don’t black teas like rush hour? Too much brewing and stewing!

What do you call a black tea that goes to college? A smart steep!

What do you call a black tea that goes to college? A smart steep!

Why did the black tea write a diary? To document its steep ascent!

Why did the black tea write a diary? To document its steep ascent!

What's a black tea's favorite exercise? The kettle bell!

What’s a black tea’s favorite exercise? The kettle bell!

Why do black teas go to seminars? To improve their infusions!

Why do black teas go to seminars? To improve their infusions!

How do black teas like their homes? Cozy and with lots of mugs!

How do black teas like their homes? Cozy and with lots of mugs!

Why did the black tea go on a diet? It felt too full-bodied!

Why did the black tea go on a diet? It felt too full-bodied!

What do you call a black tea that can sing? A Pitcher perfect!

What do you call a black tea that can sing? A Pitcher perfect!

Why don't black teas play baseball? They always get caught in the catcher!

Why don’t black teas play baseball? They always get caught in the catcher!

What's a black tea's favorite kitchen appliance? The tea kettle!

What’s a black tea’s favorite kitchen appliance? The tea kettle!

Why was the black tea late to work? It got stuck in a jam jar!

Why was the black tea late to work? It got stuck in a jam jar!

What did the black tea say to the green tea? "You're looking a little green around the leaves."

What did the black tea say to the green tea? “You’re looking a little green around the leaves.”

Why are black teas like old books? They're both steeped in history!

Why are black teas like old books? They’re both steeped in history!

How do black teas handle breakups? They brew over it!

How do black teas handle breakups? They brew over it!

What's a black tea's favorite nursery rhyme? "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't brew Humpty together again."

What’s a black tea’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t brew Humpty together again.”

Why did the black tea join the orchestra? It wanted to play the tea-bone!

Why did the black tea join the orchestra? It wanted to play the tea-bone!

How do you tell if a black tea is cold? It starts shivering in its tea bag!

How do you tell if a black tea is cold? It starts shivering in its tea bag!

What do black teas do when they get bored? They stir things up!

What do black teas do when they get bored? They stir things up!

What's a black tea's favorite board game? Risk, because it loves the drama!

What’s a black tea’s favorite board game? Risk, because it loves the drama!

Why did the black tea file a lawsuit? It was tired of being steeped on!

Why did the black tea file a lawsuit? It was tired of being steeped on!

What do you call a black tea that can't settle down? A rolling boil!

What do you call a black tea that can’t settle down? A rolling boil!

What did the black tea do when it got heated? It let off some steam!

What did the black tea do when it got heated? It let off some steam!

Why don't black teas get invited to parties? They're too bitter when they spill!

Why don’t black teas get invited to parties? They’re too bitter when they spill!

How do black teas write their wills? They leave everything to their next of kin!

How do black teas write their wills? They leave everything to their next of kin!

What's a black tea's favorite carnival ride? The tea cups!

What’s a black tea’s favorite carnival ride? The tea cups!

How do you make a black tea roll its eyes? Ask it if it wants sugar!

How do you make a black tea roll its eyes? Ask it if it wants sugar!

What do you call a black tea that loves camping? A natural brew!

What do you call a black tea that loves camping? A natural brew!

Why don't black teas like sports? They're afraid of getting tea-bagged!

Why don’t black teas like sports? They’re afraid of getting tea-bagged!

What's a black tea’s favorite superhero? The Green Lantern!

What’s a black tea’s favorite superhero? The Green Lantern!

Why are black teas never found alone? They always come in a pack!

Why are black teas never found alone? They always come in a pack!

How do black teas handle the stock market? They know when to cash in their chips!

How do black teas handle the stock market? They know when to cash in their chips!

Why did the black tea go to the bakery? It needed some sweet companions!
What do you call a black tea that’s been in an accident? T-boned!

How do black teas like their parties? Steeped in tradition!

How do black teas like their parties? Steeped in tradition!

Why don't black teas play chess? Too many pawns spoil the brew!

Why don’t black teas play chess? Too many pawns spoil the brew!

How do you make a black tea smile? Compliment its robust flavor!

How do you make a black tea smile? Compliment its robust flavor!

 

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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