Why did the brown rice fail drama class? It couldn’t play its grain part right!
What did the brown rice say to the wild rice? “You’re unbe-leaf-able!”
Why don’t brown rice secrets ever stay secret? Because they’re always steaming!
Why did the brown rice go to therapy? It had too many grainy thoughts.
What do you call brown rice that’s been blessed? Holy grain!
How does brown rice leave the house? Through the grain door.
Why was the brown rice always invited to parties? It’s a staple of fun!
What’s brown rice’s favorite movie? Grain Man.
Why is brown rice terrible at lying? It’s always transparent grain.
What does brown rice do on a boat? It paddies!
Why did the brown rice go to jail? It was graindulging in bad behavior.
What did brown rice say during the motivational speech? “Keep your grains up!”
How does brown rice keep its secrets? In a grain vault.
What do you call a confused brown rice? Grain-fused.
Why is brown rice the best at history? It remembers grainy details.
What do you call an artistic brown rice? A grainte artist.
How does brown rice get to work? It catches the grain train.
Why was the brown rice a good musician? It had perfect pitchen.
What’s a brown rice’s life goal? To be graind-blowing.
How do you know brown rice is done cooking? It gives you a grin!
What did the comedian say to the brown rice? “You’re un-grain-ably funny!”
What do you call dangerous brown rice? Grains of wrath.
Why did the brown rice go to space? To visit the Milky Grain.
What do you call a group of singing brown rices? Grain harmony.
Why did the brown rice write a diary? To document its grainy days.
What’s brown rice’s favorite dance move? The grain wave.
How does brown rice stay fit? It always keeps its grains tight.
What does brown rice do when it’s shocked? It grasps its grains.
What do you call brown rice that fights crime? Grain knight.
What did the brown rice say to its friend? “Don’t grain on my parade!”
Why was the brown rice good at math? It was a grainius.
What do you call a mystical brown rice? Grainslayer.
How does brown rice travel? On grainbows.
Why did the brown rice start painting? To grain perspective.
What do you call a wealthy brown rice? Grain dollar.
Why did the brown rice go to the bank? To secure its grains.
How does brown rice stay cool? It always stays in the shade of grain.
What does a brown rice detective do? Solves grainy mysteries.
Why did the brown rice go to school? To grain knowledge.
What’s a brown rice’s favorite kind of humor? Grainy jokes.
What did brown rice say to the chef? “You grain my gears!”
What do you call brown rice that does well in school? A grain-A student.
How did the brown rice describe its vacation? Grain-d!
What do you call a smart group of brown rices? A brain grain.
Why did the brown rice go to the art show? It loves grainy pictures.
What’s brown rice’s favorite type of music? Grainge rock.
Why don’t brown rice jokes ever get old? They’re time-grainless.
What do you call a sick brown rice? Under the grain.
How does brown rice say goodbye? “Grain check ya later!”
What do you call an athletic brown rice? Grain fit.
Why did the brown rice join the military? To serve and grain!
What’s a brown rice’s favorite gadget? The iGrain.
How does brown rice write essays? With a grain of thought.
Why is brown rice good at bowling? It always hits the grains.
What do you call a romantic brown rice? A grain charmer.
What’s brown rice’s favorite weather? Grainy days.
Why did brown rice start a blog? To grain followers.
What’s brown rice’s worst fear? A grainstorm.
How does brown rice relax? By reading grainy novels.
What do you call a brown rice in a leadership role? Grain-chief.
Why did the brown rice get promoted? It was a-grain above the rest.
What does brown rice do when it’s cold? Grain-ther together.
How does brown rice succeed? By never going against the grain.
What do you call an inspiring brown rice? A grain-spiration.
What’s brown rice’s favorite sport? Grain-lifting.
Why is brown rice always happy? It’s grain-ful.
What do you call a brown rice with no job? Grainless.
What’s brown rice’s favorite book? Grains of Glory.
Why did brown rice become a chef? To grain flavor.
What do you call a royal brown rice? Grain-g.
How does brown rice stay humble? It remembers its roots.
What did brown rice say at the race? “I’m graining on you!”
Why did the brown rice stop moving? It hit a grain jam.
What do you call a spooky brown rice? A grain-geist.
Why did brown rice go to the dentist? To check its grains.
What’s brown rice’s favorite day? Grain-nes-day (Wednesday)!
Why did the brown rice laugh at the spice? It was too cayenne.
How does brown rice stay sharp? Grain sharpening.
What do you call a brown rice out of its shell? Naked grain.
What’s a brown rice’s life advice? Grain it till you make it.
Why did the brown rice visit the library? To grain information.
What’s brown rice’s favorite game? Grain and seek.
How does brown rice apologize? “I owe you a grain of thanks.”
What did the brown rice say to the farmer? “Thanks for paddying me up!”
What’s a brown rice’s favorite breakfast? Grains and oats.
How does brown rice introduce itself? “Nice to meat you!”
Why did the brown rice go to the opera? To grain culture.
What do you call an exhausted brown rice? Grained out.
Why was the brown rice at the computer? To update its grain status.
What’s brown rice’s favorite board game? Grains of Catan.
What do you call a wealthy brown rice? Fortune-grained.
Why did the brown rice go to the gym? To work on its grain cells.
How does brown rice like its eggs? Grainy side up.
What do you call a brown rice with power? Grain-thority.
What’s brown rice’s favorite circus act? Grain balancing.
Why did the brown rice start meditating? To find its inner grain.
What’s brown rice’s favorite science? Grain-ology.
How does brown rice stay young? By grain-gling with the right crowd.
What do you call a brown rice that’s a knight? Sir Grain-a-lot.
Why did brown rice go to the spa? To grain-lax.
What do you call a brown rice in charge? The Main Grain.