Why don’t brownies tell secrets? They tend to crumble under pressure.
What’s a brownie’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat or chip.
Why was the brownie a good friend? It always had a fudge to give.
How do you keep a brownie from going bad? Eat it!
What do you call a room full of brownies? A batchelor party.
What did the brownie say after the gym? “I feel like a million crumbs!”
Why did the brownie go to therapy? It had too many layers of emotion.
How do brownies follow recipes? They stir up the instructions.
What’s a brownie’s favorite weather? When it’s oven-hot.
Why don’t brownies use the phone? They prefer to pan communicate.
What did the brownie wear to the beach? A crumb coat.
What do brownies do when they’re sad? They get baked.
Why did the brownie go to jail? It was caught with too much fudge.
What’s a brownie’s favorite movie? “The Dark Chocolate Knight.”
What did one brownie say to the other? “We’re cut out for each other!”
Why did the baker go to therapy? Too much self-raisin doubt.
How do you know if a brownie is rich? It has lots of dough.
What’s a brownie’s life goal? To make every moment batter.
Why do brownies hate the summer? They keep getting baked.
Why did the brownie join a band? It had sweet bars.
What do you call a scared brownie? A frightful fudge.
What did the happy brownie say? “Life is what you bake it!”
What do you call a brownie that’s good at sports? A pro-dough.
Why do brownies make good detectives? They always have the crumbs covered.
What did the brownie say to the cake? “You’re such a flake!”
How did the brownie become a star? It kept rising to the occasion.
Why don’t brownies ever feel lonely? They always come in batches.
What’s a brownie’s favorite car? A baker’s dozen BMW.
What do you call an ambitious brownie? A go-getter with extra batter.
What did the optimistic brownie say? “Things are looking crumb-believable!”
How do you describe a brownie that’s been in the fridge too long? Desserted.
What do you call a brownie with no edges? Spoiled!
Why did the brownie go to college? To get a batchelor’s degree.
What’s a brownie’s favorite exercise? The baker’s dozen reps.
Why was the brownie always picked last? It was too square.
How do brownies greet each other? “Hey, sweet stuff!”
Why don’t brownies ever rush? They take it one bite at a time.
What’s a brownie’s favorite day of the week? Chew-sday.
Why did the brownie join the circus? It wanted to be a caramel attraction.
What do you get when you cross a brownie with a computer? A byte that will make you log off your diet.
How do you know if a brownie is smart? It’s full of clever ingredients.
What do you call a group of singing brownies? A batch of harmonies.
Why don’t brownies play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you smell that good!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-nies.
What do you call a forgetful brownie? A “where-did-I-leave-my-nuts” bar.
Why are brownies good at math? They always square the pan.
What’s a brownie’s favorite novel? “Fudge and War.”
Why did the brownie go to the dentist? It had a cavity from too much sweetness.
What do you call a brownie that travels the world? A globetrotter treat.
How do you make a brownie laugh? Tell it a whisk-y joke.
Why was the brownie so popular? It was choco-full of personality.
What do you call a psychic brownie? A cookie that can crumble the future.
Why did the brownie apply for a loan? It wanted to go on a batter venture.
What did the brownie say in court? “I was framed!”
What do you call a lazy brownie? A procrasti-baker.
Why did the brownie write a book? It had a tale of whisk and woe.
What’s a brownie’s favorite dance? The sugar shuffle.
Why don’t brownies make good secrets? They’re too sweet not to share.
What’s a brownie’s favorite sport? Bowl-ing for chocolate chips.
How do brownies stay cool? They hang out close to the milk.
What do brownies do on a boat? They make waves with their sweetness.
What’s a historian’s favorite dessert? Choco-late brownies.
Why did the brownie go to space? To explore the Milky Way.
What do you call an existential brownie? A philosopher with layers.
Why was the brownie so good at yoga? It mastered the art of self-control.
What do brownies wear to bed? Their crumfy pajamas.
How do you organize a brownie party? You plan it layer by layer.
What’s a brownie’s favorite type of investment? A sugar bond.
Why don’t brownies like rainy days? They get too soggy.
How do brownies follow directions? They stir it up!
Why did the brownie look in the mirror? It needed some self-reflec-chin.
What did the brownie say to the ice cream? “You complete me.”
Why was the brownie always in charge? It knew how to lay down the law and the layers!
What’s a brownie’s favorite magic spell? Abraca-choco!
Why do brownies always stick together? They have a strong bond over butter.
How does a brownie answer the phone? “Crumb on, speak up!”
Why did the brownie go to the art class? It wanted to be molded into something beautiful.
What do brownies wear to a formal event? A layer suit.
What did the old brownie say to the young brownie? “I was baked in your shoes once!”
Why do brownies love history? They’re rich in layers of the past.
What’s a brownie’s favorite place at the carnival? The roller toaster!
What do you call a brownie that’s into fitness? A gym-chip!
Why did the brownie go to the doctor? It had a case of the crumbles.
What do you call a brownie that tells tall tales? A fudge fibber.
Why do brownies make good comedians? They always have a batch of jokes.
What’s a brownie’s favorite part of the newspaper? The dessert section.
What did the brownie say on a cold day? “I need some warming up!”
Why don’t brownies like getting photographed? They prefer to be eaten, not seen.
What makes a brownie smile? When someone turns up the heat!
How do brownies discuss their problems? Over a cup of milk.
Why did the brownie go to the party? To sweeten up the mood.
What did the adventurous brownie say? “Life’s a batch and then you fry!”
Why are brownies the best at parties? They always know how to mix.
What do you call an intellectual brownie? A smartie pants with nuts.
How do brownies keep their secrets? Under wraps and layers.
Why do brownies make great friends? They always know how to cheer you up.
What did the romantic brownie say? “I’m fudgin’ crazy about you!”
How do you know a brownie is done baking? It stops telling jokes and starts cracking up.
What’s a brownie’s favorite instrument? The whisk!
What did the excited brownie say at the start of the race? “Ready, set, bake!”
Why do brownies always win at games? Because they play fair and square!