Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
What do you call fake spaghetti served at brunch? An impasta.
What did one French toast say to the other? “I’m feeling a bit eggy today.”
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged at brunch.
How does a waffle introduce itself? “I’m batter than you.”
Why did the omelet look guilty? Because it was up to no good-egg.
What do you get if you eat brunch on Mars? An alien omelet.
Why do brunches come with juice? It’s the quenchiest!
What’s a brunch chef’s favorite movie? “Frying Nemo.”
What’s the best thing to put into pancakes at brunch? Your teeth.
Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was cultured.
Why don’t some people like brunch? They can’t handle the egg-citement.
Why did the brunch crowd cheer? Because the bacon was crisp-breaking!
What do you call a brunch for cats? A meow-sli.
How do you make a pancake smile? Butter it up.
What’s the secret ingredient for a happy brunch? A good toast.
Why was the brunch server great at tennis? He knew how to serve up.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie? Anything with eggs-tra suspense.
Why was the cinnamon roll so good at math? It knew its pi.
How did the eggs leave the brunch? They scrambled out.
What kind of coffee was served at the haunted brunch? De-brew.
What’s the best day to eat brunch? Fry-day.
Why did the toast go to therapy? It had too much on its plate.
What do you call a haunted brunch? A boo-fet.
Why don’t secrets last at brunch? Because the eggs will always spill the beans.
What’s a cheerleader’s favorite brunch food? Cheer-ios.
Why was the brunch line so slow? Everything was bacon traffic.
Why did the computer go to brunch? It needed to reboot with coffee.
What do you call a group of brunch enthusiasts? An eggs-clusive club.
Why did the potato chip sit out of brunch? It couldn’t handle the dip.
Why do brunch jokes always get a laugh? Because they’re over-easy.
What’s a chicken’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
Why did the brunch go to space? To visit the Milky Way.
What did the grapefruit say at brunch? “Squeeze the day.”
Why did the jelly donut go to brunch? It needed to fill up.
Why don’t pancakes ever win at sports? They always flap under pressure.
Why did the brunch band break up? There was too much jamming.
Why do brunch menus look shiny? They always gloss over the details.
What do you call brunch in winter? A brrr-unch.
Why was the brunch photo blurry? It was a snapshot.
Why don’t grains ever get lonely at brunch? Because they’re cereal companions.
What did the pancake say to the syrup? “I’m stuck on you.”
Why did the bagel lose the election at brunch? It had a hole in its campaign.
How do you get into a brunch club? Eggs-press yourself.
Why was the brunch magician amazing? He turned muffins into crumpets.
Why do brunch lovers make good friends? They never flake on you.
What did the toast say to the psychic? “Butter tell me my future.”
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing for brunch.
What did the fork say to the spoon at brunch? “I think we’re a great match.”
What’s a brunch chef’s favorite sport? Bowling for soup.
Why did the brunch chef go to space? To explore the un-egg-spected.
Why did the coffee beans keep checking the clock? Because it was pressed for time.
What do you call brunch at the beach? A sand-wich.
What’s the ultimate goal at brunch? To bacon-nect.
Why do brunch lovers always carry a sunshade? For sunny-side up eggs.
How do you know brunch was good? Everyone eggs-its with a smile.
Why did the breakfast cereal go to jail? It was a cereal offender at brunch.
Why do brunch chefs make the best pitchers? They know all about batter.
What’s a ghost’s favorite brunch dish? Boo-berries.
Why did the fruit start a conversation at brunch? It wanted to get juiced to everyone.
How do eggs leave the brunch? They eggs-it.
Why do we tell brunch jokes? To add a bit of leavening to life.
Why did the brunch go to school? To improve its griddle skills.
Why did the milk go to the brunch? It wanted to be a smoothie.
What did the avocado say to the toast at brunch? “You complete me.”
Why did the sausage stop telling jokes? It was the wurst at brunch.
How do you describe a well-dressed lemon at brunch? Lemon-dressed.
What’s a pancake’s favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Jams.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date for brunch.
What’s the best thing to read at brunch? The morning paper with a grain of salt.
Why was the jam confused at brunch? Because it couldn’t preserve its thoughts.
Why don’t you explain brunch jokes? They’re better if you let them sizzle.
How do you describe a brunch without coffee? De-brew-pressing.
Why are brunch jokes getting better? They’re always toast-worthy.
What do you get if you combine a comedian and a brunch? A stand-up meal.
Why do muffins never complain at brunch? They don’t wanna get toasted.
What did the hen tell her chicks at brunch? Don’t egg-nore your mother!
Why was the brunch plate unimpressive? It just didn’t stack up.
What did the egg do when it got heated? It scrambled away.
Why are brunch jokes like omelets? They’re all about the delivery.
What do you call a tired coffee at brunch? A depresso.
What’s the most dangerous thing at brunch? A serial killer.
Why don’t some foods get along at brunch? They have a beef with each other.
How does a cucumber become a pickle at brunch? It goes through a jarring experience.
What did the pastry chef say at brunch? “Donut worry, be happy!”
Why did the salad attend brunch? To get dressed up.
How do you describe a brunch that went bad? It was a recipe for disaster.
What’s the most flirtatious fruit at brunch? A peach.
Why did the pastry avoid the conversation? It didn’t want to crumble under questioning.
What do you call an artistic pastry chef? A dough-casso.
Why do brunch jokes make you smile? They’re cracked up to be.
Why are bagels popular at brunch? Because they’re bread-winners.
What do you call a brunch with friends? A batch of good times.
Why do chickens fear brunch? They could be poached.
How do you describe a fashionable egg? Hard-boiled with style.
Why did the toast give a speech at brunch? It wanted to give a toast.
Why are brunch puns so great? They never get eggs-hausted.
Why do bananas never get lonely at brunch? Because they hang out in bunches.
How do you know a brunch is successful? When it’s over-easy.
What do you call a sleepy brunch item? A yawnut.
Why do brunches always end on a high note? Because everyone eggs-pects a good time!