Why was the buckwheat happy? Because it was feeling grain-tastic!
What did one buckwheat say to another? “Let’s grain and bear it!”
Why did the buckwheat go to school? To improve its “grain” matter.
What do you call a buckwheat that’s into finance? A cereal investor.
Why was the buckwheat so good at yoga? It was very flexi-grain.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite horror movie? “The Silence of the Grains.”
How does buckwheat greet other grains? “Pleased to wheat you!”
What do you call a buckwheat with power? A cereal authority.
Why don’t buckwheat secrets ever stay hidden? Because they always grain out.
What did the romantic buckwheat say? “I’m falling grain over heels for you.”
Why did the buckwheat go to jail? For resisting a-grain-st.
What’s a buckwheat’s life story called? “True Grits.”
Why was the buckwheat arrested? For stalking.
How do buckwheat comedians get laughs? With grainy jokes.
What do buckwheat spies do? They gather in-tell-grain.
Why don’t buckwheats play hide and seek? They’re always spotted.
How do buckwheats stay fit? By jogging their grains.
Why was the buckwheat so stressed? It was feeling the strain.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite band? The Rolling Grains.
Why did the buckwheat go to therapy? It needed to sort out its grains.
How does buckwheat keep secrets? In sealed packets.
What did the buckwheat say at the party? “This is a-maize-ing!”
Why don’t buckwheats use phones? They prefer to grain in person.
How did the buckwheat get rich? By playing the grain market.
What do you call an unpredictable buckwheat? A wild grain.
Why do buckwheats make terrible detectives? They always lose the trail.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite magic spell? Abraca-grain-bra!
Why was the buckwheat a good baker? It had the best recipes for crepes.
What do buckwheats do on a rainy day? Watch grainy movies.
Why did the buckwheat go to the bar? To loosen up its bran.
What do you call a scared buckwheat? A chicken grain.
Why was the buckwheat always late? It took too long to refine itself.
What did the buckwheat say to the oat? “Let’s roll together!”
How do buckwheats celebrate their birthdays? With layer cakes.
What do you call a very small buckwheat? A grainlet.
Why was the buckwheat such a good writer? It had a way with grains.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite way to travel? On a grain boat.
Why do buckwheats hate misunderstandings? They prefer clear and grainy communication.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite type of dog? A grain dane.
Why do buckwheats hate windy days? They keep blowing their grains.
What do you call an angry buckwheat? A cross-grain.
How do buckwheats get to work? They take the cereal bus.
Why was the buckwheat so popular? It was outstanding in its field.
What do buckwheats do when they get home? They grain down.
Why did the buckwheat stop moving? It got grained in traffic.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite type of movie? Anything grainy.
Why don’t buckwheats get lost? They always keep their bearings.
How do you make a buckwheat roll? Push it down a hill.
Why was the buckwheat so smart? It was full of kernels of wisdom.
What do you call a buckwheat who can sing? A cereal serenader.
How do buckwheats stay informed? They read the grain news.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite game? Hide and wheat.
Why was the buckwheat always calm? It never flaked out.
How do buckwheats greet each other? “Hey, bran new?”
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite type of art? Grain-scale installations.
How do buckwheats relax? They bran-ch out.
Why did the buckwheat go to the dance? It wanted to shake its husks.
What did the buckwheat say to its child? “Don’t stray too far from the grain.”
Why do buckwheats make good musicians? They have perfect pitch.
How do buckwheats stay safe? They travel in grains.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite holiday? Thanksgraining.
Why was the buckwheat comedian so good? It always knew when to pop a joke.
What do you call an artistic buckwheat? A master of the grains.
Why do buckwheats like mysteries? They love grainy details.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite book? “Great Grains.”
How do buckwheats deal with problems? They mill them over.
Why was the buckwheat always winning? It was against the grain.
What do you call a buckwheat that’s always in a hurry? Rushed wheat.
How do buckwheats get attention? They wave their grains.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite kind of market? A farmers’ market.
Why did the buckwheat write a diary? To record its day-to-grain activities.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite type of bread? Whole grain.
Why do buckwheats make great friends? They’re cereally supportive.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite kind of weather? When it rains grains.
Why was the buckwheat so well liked? It was a-maize-ingly friendly.
How do buckwheats celebrate? With a grain parade.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite type of dance? The grain tango.
Why do buckwheats make good teachers? They always go against the grain.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite kind of soup? Minestrone, for the variety.
How do buckwheats handle stress? They bran-ch out.
What do buckwheats eat at movies? Popped grains.
Why did the buckwheat cross the road? To get to the other grain.
What do you call a buckwheat that’s full of energy? A power grain.
How do buckwheats stay young? By milling around.
Why was the buckwheat book so captivating? It had lots of twists and grains.
What do buckwheats do when they’re bored? They stir things up.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite circus act? The grain juggler.
How do buckwheats stay cool in summer? By chilling with their peeps.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite type of poetry? Anything with rhyme and grain.
Why don’t buckwheats like clutter? They prefer everything streamlined.
What did the buckwheat say on its birthday? “Another year, another grain.”
Why do buckwheats make good actors? They know how to grain the audience’s attention.
How do buckwheats get ahead? By following the grainbow.
Why did the buckwheat go on a diet? It wanted to feel grain again.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite magic trick? Making grain disappear.
Why was the buckwheat so energized? It had just had a coffee grain.
How do buckwheats get online? They log into the grainframe.
Why did the buckwheat start a blog? To share its grainy adventures.
What’s a buckwheat’s favorite drink? Grain juice.
Why do buckwheats make great partners? They know how to blend in.
Why did the buckwheat go to the museum? To take in some cultured grains.