Why do buns always have fun at parties? They’re on a roll!
What do you call a bun that does well in school? An honor roll.
Why couldn’t the bun join the band? It had too much jam.
How do you fix a broken bun? With bread tape!
What do you call a bun that’s been in the sun too long? A hot cross bun.
What do buns wear to the beach? Bread suits.
Why did the bun go to the dentist? It needed a filling!
What’s a bun’s favorite type of music? Hip hop, because they love to pop and lock.
How do buns greet each other? “Bready to meet you!”
Why was the bun so good at sports? It really knew how to roll.
What’s a bun’s favorite horror movie? “Yeast of Eden.”
How do you catch a runaway bun? Use a bread trap.
What did the mother bun say to her kids? “It’s pasture bedtime!”
Why don’t buns ever get lonely? Because they’re part of a batch.
What do buns do when they get sick? They rest in bread.
What do you call a bun that breaks the law? A criminal crumb.
Why do buns make great comedians? They always bake you laugh.
How do you keep a bun from doing something silly? Butter it up.
What did the bun say after a long day? “I knead a break!”
What’s a bun’s favorite movie? “Roll Models.”
Why was the bun so smart? It was full of grains.
What do you call a frozen bun? A chill roll.
Why did the bun go to space? To see the Milky Whey.
What’s a bun’s favorite car? A Rolls Royce.
What happens when a bun gets angry? It gets steamed.
Why did the bun get a job? It needed the dough.
What do you call a bun that likes to dance? A disco dough.
What did one bun say to the other? “You’re breader than the rest.”
Why did the bun break up with the bagel? It needed more space.
How do buns stay up to date? They loaf around the internet.
What did the bun say at the wedding? “Toast to the happy couple!”
Why did the bun go to therapy? It felt crumby.
What’s a bun’s life story called? “Loaf Actually.”
How do you tell if a bun is fresh? It’s loafing around.
Why don’t buns get lost? They follow the breadcrumb trail.
What did the bun say to the loaf? “Slice to meet you!”
What’s a bun’s favorite way to travel? On a bread boat.
Why was the bun so calm in the storm? It was bred for it.
What do you call an ambitious bun? A go-getter with dough.
What’s a bun’s favorite day of the week? Yeasterday.
Why did the baker give the bun a raise? It was on a roll.
What do you call a bun that’s afraid of the dark? A frighten roll.
Why did the bun apply for a loan? It wanted to get a dough house.
What’s a bun’s favorite exercise? Doughga.
Why don’t buns ever play hide and seek? Because they always rise to the occasion.
What did the bun say to the tortilla? “Why so flat?”
Why do buns hate the summer? They feel too toasty.
What do buns do when they get hot? They loaf out.
What’s a bun’s favorite sport? Basketbun.
What did the bun say to the nervous flour? “Don’t worry, I’ve got your buns!”
Why are buns so gossipy? They love to spread the yeast.
What do buns do at the gym? Breadlift.
Why did the bun go to college? To get a “dough-gree.”
What’s a bun’s favorite magic trick? The disappearing crumb act.
Why was the bun always invited to parties? It was a roll model.
How do buns confess their love? “I loaf you!”
What do you call a misbehaving bun? A naan-conformist.
Why did the bun join the circus? It wanted to roll with it.
What’s a bun’s favorite kind of humor? Dry, with a twist of lemon.
What do you call a rich bun? Well-bread.
How do you organize a bun party? Roll out the invites.
Why don’t buns use pencils? They prefer to leave a crumb trail.
What did the bun say to the skeptical bread? “I’m the yeast of your worries!”
What’s a bun’s favorite book? “Catcher in the Rye.”
Why do buns make poor secret agents? They always seem to crumble under pressure.
What do you call a philosophical bun? A deep thinker with lots of layers.
What’s a bun’s favorite place at the fair? The roller coaster.
How do buns propose? “Will you marry me? I knead you!”
Why did the bun go to the bank? To secure a bread loan.
What did the bun say when it saw the bread? “You’re a cut above the rest!”
What’s a bun’s favorite kind of plant? A bread fern.
Why did the bun join the debate team? It loved to butter up the judges.
What’s a bun’s favorite exercise? The breadlift.
How do buns stay young? They avoid the crusty side of life.
Why did the bun stop moving? It hit a bread block.
What’s a bun’s favorite day? A bun-derful day.
How do buns greet each other in Italy? “Ciabatta see you!”
What’s a bun’s favorite circus act? The juggling loafers.
Why did the bun go to the art show? To see the still loaves.
What do buns do on a rainy day? Bake it easy.
What’s a bun’s favorite type of shoe? Loafers.
Why are buns so smart? They’re well “bread.”
What do you call a bun that’s out of control? Unleavened chaos.
How do buns feel when they get out of the oven? Like they’ve been baked into a corner.
What’s a bun’s favorite day of the year? Yeast-er.
Why did the bun go to the bar? To get toasted.
How do buns stay cool? They keep it crusty.
What do you call a playful bun? A roll in the hay.
Why did the bun go to school? To improve its “roll” model status.
What do you call a group of musical buns? A bread band.
Why are buns so happy in the morning? Because they rise and shine.
How do buns deal with stress? They don’t; they just crumble.
What do buns do when they retire? Loaf around.
Why did the bun join the army? To serve and protect the dough.
How do buns communicate? Through toast mail.
What’s a bun’s favorite type of vacation? A bread and breakfast stay.
Why do buns always win at cards? They’ve got the best poker faces.
What do you call a bun in the desert? Sand-wiched.
Why did the bun go to the doctor? It felt crumby.
What’s a bun’s favorite sport? Bowling. They love to strike and roll.
Why don’t buns like lazy afternoons? They prefer to be kneaded.