100 Dinosaur Jokes to Make Your Kids Roar With Laughter

Welcome to “100 Dinosaur Jokes to Make Your Kids Roar With Laughter,” the ultimate collection of pre-historically hilarious jokes that are sure to tickle the funny bone of every paleontology enthusiast, regardless of age! From the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex to the humble Pterodactyl, our jokes cover the whole gamut of the Cretaceous to the Jurassic, ensuring that your laughter never goes extinct.

Dinosaurs may have been the rulers of the Earth millions of years ago, but they are the kings and queens of comedy in the hearts of children and adults alike today. There’s something inherently funny about these colossal creatures – perhaps it’s their size, the strange world they inhabited, or just the way “Pterodactyl” is a nightmare to spell. Whatever the reason, we’ve dug deep into the comedy fossil record to bring you a wide array of gags that range from the clever and witty to the downright silly.

Who knew that the Mesozoic Era could provide such a rich vein of humor? Whether it’s a Veloci-rapper dropping some beats or a Triceratops trying on hats, we’re ready to embark on a journey that’s as educational as it is entertaining. And let’s face it: dinosaur jokes are a great way to inject fun into learning about these ancient beasts. They prompt questions, encourage curiosity, and can even lead to a spontaneous paleontology pop quiz at the dinner table.

From puns that will have you grinning like a Diplodocus to one-liners that will have you laughing louder than a herd of stampeding Triceratops, this blog post is your passport to a jolly Jurassic journey. So, gather your little archaeologists, nestle into your favorite reading spot, and get ready to crack up with the most dino-mite jokes this side of the Stone Age!

1. Why don’t dinosaurs make good secrets keepers? Because they are big tell-tail signs!
2. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
3. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
4. What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex!
5. What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A dino-score!
6. Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
7. What game does the Brontosaurus like to play with humans? Squash.
8. Why did the dinosaur eat raw meat? Because he didn’t know how to barbecue!
9. What do you call a dinosaur ghost? A scare-osaurus.
10. How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe? Tea, Rex?
11. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
12. Why don’t you ever see dinosaurs hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
13. What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mood? A Stegoso-sore!
14. Why couldn’t the dinosaur clap? Because it’s extinct.
15. Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? Because he could really spike the ball!
16. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird!
17. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
18. Why don’t dinosaurs drive? Because they’re dead.
19. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup? An ex-stinct.
20. Why do dinosaurs use smartphones? To avoid the meteor charges.
21. What did the dinosaur say to the cashier? “Keep the climate change, I need the Ice Age.”
22. What do you call an anxious dino? A nervous Rex.
23. Why did the Triceratops speed? It had three horns!
24. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!
25. Why don’t dinosaurs make good pets? Because they’re terr-or-ible in the house!
26. How did the dinosaur feel after eating a pillow? Down in the mouth.
27. What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet!
28. What do you call a group of musical dinosaurs? A Brachio-chorus!
29. Why did the dinosaur refuse to wear shoes? It wanted to leave a footprint in history.
30. Why did the dinosaur teacher get mad? Because the students wouldn’t stop talking about the “prehistoric period”!
31. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a loud sleeper? A Bronto-snorus!
32. Why don’t dinosaurs like fast food? It always runs away from them!
33. What do you call a dinosaur with an identity crisis? An I-think-I-saur.
34. What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A Tricera-cops!
35. Why did the dinosaur get into the hot tub? To become a soup-er saur.
36. What did the dinosaur say after the workout? “I’m dino-sore!”
37. What did the dinosaur call her blouse business? Try-sara-tops!
38. What do dinosaurs use to cut wood? A dino-saw, of course!
39. What do you call a fancy dinosaur? A Fossil-utin’!
40. Why was the dinosaur so good at math? Because it had a calculator!
41. Why did the dinosaur stay away from the volcano? It didn’t want to become a fossil fuel.
42. What do you call a dinosaur with a quick temper? A rapid reptile!
43. Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don’t know how to barbecue.
44. What dinosaur could jump higher than a house? All of them—houses can’t jump!
45. Why are dinosaurs never overweight? They get Tyrannosaurus wrecks-ercise!
46. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your fridge? The door won’t shut!
47. What do you call a dinosaur that can pick up an entire house? A crane-osaurus.
48. Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean? Because there was something fishy about it!
49. What do you call a dinosaur with a penchant for being sneaky? A sneak-osaurus.
50. Why did the dinosaur eat the light bulb? It wanted a light snack.
51. Why did the dinosaur paint his feet yellow? So he could hide upside-down in the mustard!
52. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive shoe collection? My-foot-is-saurus!
53. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator? The door won’t close!
54. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a famous detective? Sherlock Bones.
55. What game do young dinosaurs play? Squash, because they always end up making a mess!
56. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the bar? Just in case he needed to tie one on.
57. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? A dino-saw.
58. What do you call a dinosaur who’s a noisy sleeper? A snore-a-saurus.
59. Why don’t you ever argue with a velociraptor? Because they always have a sharp retort!
60. What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A thesaurus, of course!
61. What did the dinosaur call her new lipstick shade? Fossil-icious Pink!
62. Why did the dinosaur eat the lamp? He wanted a light snack.
63. How can you best raise a baby dinosaur? With a crane!
64. What do you call a dinosaur who never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!
65. Why did the dinosaur cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
66. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork!
67. What kind of stories do dinosaurs tell their children? Tail tales of the great giants.
68. Why did the T-Rex start a garden? He heard that’s where the green thumbs grow.
69. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a spy? A spy-nosaurus.
70. What did the dinosaur say to the cashier? “Keep the clime-tic change.”
71. What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mood? A bronto-sore-ass.
72. How do you throw a party for a dinosaur? Start by planning a mega-saurus event!
73. What do you call an extinct reptile that won’t go away? A stay-gosaurus.
74. Why did the dinosaur get in the bathtub? Because it was a dirty-osaur.
75. How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks!
76. What do you call a dinosaur who scores a goal? A dino-score!
77. Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars? Because they can’t buckle their seat belts.
78. What’s worse than a dinosaur with a cold? A dinosnore with a sneeze!
79. What do you call a dinosaur that can turn into a car? A Toyotaraptor.
80. Why did the dinosaur refuse to take up boxing? He didn’t want to be a punch-osaurus.
81. What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite day of the week? Meteor Monday.
82. Why did the dinosaur stay at the museum? Because it felt at home.
83. What did one dinosaur say to the other after a joke? “You crack me up!”
84. What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing? A chorus-rex.
85. What does a dinosaur use to keep her hair in place? A fossil hold spray.
86. Why don’t dinosaurs like fast food? It runs too fast for them!
87. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote? “Eat, stomp, sleep, repeat.”
88. What did the dinosaur say after reading a good book? “That was pre-historic-ally good!”
89. Why do dinosaurs never go on diets? They’re extinct, but their calories aren’t!
90. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite instrument? The dino-drum, for its rawr-some sound!
91. What do you call a very talkative dinosaur? A dino-blabber!
92. What do you call a fancy dinosaur? A saur-in-a-tux!
93. Why did the dinosaur refuse to wear a watch? He didn’t want to be watch-a-saurus.
94. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite playground equipment? A tricera-tops!
95. Why did the dinosaur put all his money into the stock market? He got tips from a Fossil Analyst.
96. What do you call a dinosaur who won an award? A win-o-saur!
97. What did the dinosaur say to her naughty child? “I’m going to count to three-historic!”
98. Why are dinosaurs bad at hide and seek? Because they always peek out from behind the meteorites!
99. What do you call a dinosaur with a passion for drama? A theatriceratops!
100. Why did the dinosaur refuse to take a bath? It didn’t want to be a clean-osaurus!