Dinosaur Puns and Jokes

Dino-mite days ahead!

Dino-mite days ahead!

You're dino-mite!

You’re dino-mite!

Have a roaring good time!

Have a roaring good time!

This is dino-mazing!

This is dino-mazing!

Let's have a T-riffic day!

Let’s have a T-riffic day!

Stego-my-heart!

Stego-my-heart!

Never dino what hit ‘em!

Never dino what hit ‘em!

Rawr means I love you!

Rawr means I love you!

Let's taco 'bout dinosaurs!

Let’s taco ’bout dinosaurs!

You're one in a dino-million!

You’re one in a dino-million!

Keep calm and roar on.

Keep calm and roar on.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a dinosaur.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a dinosaur.

Dino-score!

Dino-score!

Roar like you mean it!

Roar like you mean it!

Apatosaurus says, "I'm apato-stay!"

Apatosaurus says, “I’m apato-stay!”

Tricera-top of the class!

Tricera-top of the class!

Ptero-soaring through the sky!

Ptero-soaring through the sky!

This party is pre-historic!

This party is pre-historic!

Fossilize this moment.

Fossilize this moment.

Bronto-snore when you sleep

Bronto-snore when you sleep?

You're dino-riffic!

You’re dino-riffic!

Stay fierce like a dino.

Stay fierce like a dino.

You're T-rrific!

You’re T-rrific!

Party like it's 65 million BC.

Party like it’s 65 million BC.

Got a big heart and a big roar.

Got a big heart and a big roar.

Herbivores eat plants, we eat snacks.

Herbivores eat plants, we eat snacks.

That joke was ptero-ble.

That joke was ptero-ble.

You're rawr-some!

You’re rawr-some!

Are you dino-snoring

Are you dino-snoring?

Let's tricera-top that!

Let’s tricera-top that!

Having a roar-some birthday!

Having a roar-some birthday!

Feeling dino-mite today!

Feeling dino-mite today!

Herbivore or carni-snore

Herbivore or carni-snore?

Never lego of your dreams.

Never lego of your dreams.

I love you this much (it's a lot)!

I love you this much (it’s a lot)!

You're roar-y special!

You’re roar-y special!

A stegosaurus loves to play cards—Stegosaurus!

A stegosaurus loves to play cards—Stegosaurus!

Tyranno-snorus Rex is sleepy.

Tyranno-snorus Rex is sleepy.

Dinosaur puns_ Always a win-o-saur

Dinosaur puns? Always a win-o-saur.

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

You make my heart saur.

You make my heart saur.

What's a dinosaur's favorite game_ Squash!

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite game? Squash!

I'm not old, I'm classic!

I’m not old, I’m classic!

Let’s shake our tails!

Let’s shake our tails!

I'm dino-sore from laughing!

I’m dino-sore from laughing!

Make no bones about it, you're great!

Make no bones about it, you’re great!

Just trying to make ends-meat!

Just trying to make ends-meat!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur_ A dino-snore!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!

Can you give me a dino-mite

Can you give me a dino-mite?

I'm ptero-bly excited!

I’m ptero-bly excited!

Dinos didn't read; now they're extinct.

Dinos didn’t read; now they’re extinct.

Let's dig up some fun!

Let’s dig up some fun!

I'm rawring to go!

I’m rawring to go!

You can't hide a dino. Too Jurassic.

You can’t hide a dino. Too Jurassic.

Have a roar-ific day!

Have a roar-ific day!

That's one dino-mite idea!

That’s one dino-mite idea!

Do you think he saur us

Do you think he saur us?

Dino-might as well jump!

Dino-might as well jump!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom_ The 'p' is silent

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The ‘p’ is silent.

How do dinosaurs decorate their bedrooms_ With Rep-tiles!

How do dinosaurs decorate their bedrooms? With Rep-tiles!

That's a fossil alarm!

That’s a fossil alarm!

You are dino-mite explosive!

You are dino-mite explosive!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary_ A thesaurus!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!

Keep your dino eyes on the prize.

Keep your dino eyes on the prize.

Nothing tops a good dino joke.

Nothing tops a good dino joke.

Old dinos never die, they just fossil away.

Old dinos never die, they just fossil away.

Love you more than a T-Rex loves push-ups!

Love you more than a T-Rex loves push-ups!

Have a pter-iffic day!

Have a pter-iffic day!

Don't Tyranno make me laugh!

Don’t Tyranno make me laugh!

Steg-o shake your booty!

Steg-o shake your booty!

Let's have a rawr-ing contest!

Let’s have a rawr-ing contest!

Feeling ptero-ffic!

Feeling ptero-ffic!

Don't be a saur loser!

Don’t be a saur loser!

What's a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer_ Comet!

What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet!

How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe_ Tea, Rex

How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe? Tea, Rex?

Dinosaurs are never wrong; they're always wright!

Dinosaurs are never wrong; they’re always wright!

Let's make pre-history.

Let’s make pre-history.

What do you call a dinosaur ghost_ Scaredactyl

What do you call a dinosaur ghost? Scaredactyl.

Dinosaurs can't go on boats; they cause Ship Rex.

Dinosaurs can’t go on boats; they cause Ship Rex.

Tricera-stop, you're too funny!

Tricera-stop, you’re too funny!

Let's get Jurassic on the dance floor!

Let’s get Jurassic on the dance floor!

Dinos are never bored—they have a dino-mite time!

Dinos are never bored—they have a dino-mite time!

You're dino-mazing, no bones about it!

You’re dino-mazing, no bones about it!

Time to dino-saur into the weekend!

Time to dino-saur into the weekend!

What do you call a dinosaur car accident_ Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you call a dinosaur car accident? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

I'm not just sure, I'm dino-sure.

I’m not just sure, I’m dino-sure.

Dinosaurs who eat their veggies are Bronto-saurus!

Dinosaurs who eat their veggies are Bronto-saurus!

A T-Rex's favorite tool_ A dino-saw!

A T-Rex’s favorite tool? A dino-saw!

Have a rawr-tastic birthday!

Have a rawr-tastic birthday!

Keep on tricera-topping expectations!

Keep on tricera-topping expectations!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars_ Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

You're as cool as a fossil.

You’re as cool as a fossil.

Veloci-rapper on the mic!

Veloci-rapper on the mic!

Let's have some prehistoric fun!

Let’s have some prehistoric fun!

You're my best bud-a-saurus!

You’re my best bud-a-saurus!

Did you hear about the nervous dinosaur_ He had dino-butterflies!

Did you hear about the nervous dinosaur? He had dino-butterflies!

Pterodactyls soar, but our friendship soars higher!

Pterodactyls soar, but our friendship soars higher!

Triceratops are always ahead of the game.

Triceratops are always ahead of the game.

What do you call a dinosaur that won't go away_ A stay-gosaurus

What do you call a dinosaur that won’t go away? A stay-gosaurus.

Where do dinosaurs spend their money_ At the dino-store!

Where do dinosaurs spend their money? At the dino-store!

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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