I’m dolphinitely sure you’ll love these puns!
Why do dolphins never seem stressed? Because they don’t sweat the small fish!
Life as a dolphin is just fin-tastic.
What do you call a dolphin in a suit? So-fish-ticated!
You think dolphins are smart? Water you talking about!
Why did the dolphin bring a towel to the party? It wanted to have a whale of a time without getting too wet!
That dolphin can’t make it tonight, he’s got bigger fish to fry.
How do dolphins make decisions? They flipper coin!
Why are dolphin parties the best? They really know how to make waves!
Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
Dolphins are always in a good buoyd.
What kind of money do dolphins use? Sand dollars!
I don’t trust dolphins; they seem kind of fishy to me.
How do dolphins stay fit? By swimming laps and doing jumpfish!
Dolphins in school? They’re top of the class-tide.
What’s a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune!
You can’t just seas the day, you must dolphin dive into it!
What do you call a dolphin that’s become famous? A starfish!
Keep calm and carry on swimming.
Why did the dolphin become a detective? To solve the case of the fishy business!
I sea what you did there, dolphin!
What do you call a lazy dolphin? A flounder!
That dolphin is so talented, it blows everyone else out of the water!
How do you make a dolphin float? Add a scoop of vanilla ice cream and some sea water!
I got my degree in dol-phin-ology!
What did the dolphin say after making a mistake? “That was on porpoise!”
Dolphins love to shop—they’re always flipping through the current styles.
Why don’t dolphins play basketball? They’re afraid of the net!
When dolphins need a break, they just wave it off.
What’s a dolphin’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
That dolphin is quite the novel-fin around here.
Why did the dolphin blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom!
Dolphins are always up for a splash of fun.
How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail!
Ever seen a dolphin at work? They really bring a new porpoise to life.
Why do dolphins always seem so happy? Because the sea has all the Vitamin Sea they need!
That dolphin is not funny, but his puns are krilling me!
What did one dolphin say to the other when he made a good joke? “You’re krilling me!”
Are you a dolphin? Because you’ve just swept me off my feet!
What do you call a dolphin that’s good at finding things? A fin-der!
Dolphins don’t play hide and seek because they always sea each other.
Why did the dolphin go to space? To visit the Milky Wave!
What’s a dolphin’s favorite pastime? Water polo, because it’s always a ball!
Why do dolphins do well in school? Because they’re good at fin-ance!
Dolphins are social creatures; they’re always stuck in gill-to-gill traffic.
Why are dolphins great friends? They always come through in a pinch!
Dolphin diets are interesting, they always scale back on seaweed.
How do dolphins greet each other? “Water you doing?”
Why did the dolphin refuse dessert? He didn’t want to feel eel.
What’s a dolphin’s favorite game? Cards—because they always have a good hand-fish!
Dolphins don’t write letters, they prefer to use their shell phones.
Why did the chef hire a dolphin? Because it was good with the fish-tail seasoning!
Did you hear about the dolphin chef? He cooks with a sea-soning blend!
What do you call a dolphin with a PhD? A doctor of porpoise!
That dolphin musician has quite a range—all the way from sea to shining sea!
What type of art do dolphins love? Anything abstract and watercolor!
Dolphins are great at balancing their careers and their personal lives—they really know how to tide things over.
Why was the dolphin a good musician? It had a great pitch!
A dolphin’s favorite way to watch movies? Streaming them, of course!
Why do dolphins always carry spare money? For the parking meter!
I’m absolutely porpoisitive you’ll love this beach day!
What happens when you tell a dolphin a secret? It goes in one ear and out the blowhole!
Why are dolphin meetings brief? Because they quickly get to the porpoise.
How do you get a dolphin to stop doing something? Tell it no fin-g way!
Dolphins love to sing in the shower—they’re great at choral music!
Why don’t dolphins play hide and seek with sharks? Because they don’t want to get it chomped!
Why did the dolphin start a blog? To share the buoyant news!
What did the dolphin say when he was confused? “Can someone please porpoise a question?”
Dolphins always follow their dreams—they beluga in themselves!
Why did the dolphin start a garden? It was interested in kelp farming!
A dolphin’s favorite magazine? Wet and Wild!
What’s a dolphin’s least favorite thing to clean? The ocean bed!
How do dolphins stay updated? Through the current news.
Why don’t dolphins use cell phones? Because they already have a good stream of communication!
A dolphin’s life is full of dive-ersity.
How do dolphins discuss their secrets? They whale them to each other!
Why did the dolphin go to college? To get a higher education.
What do you get when you cross a dolphin with a magician? A magic porpoise!
When dolphins go camping, they always have a whale of a time!
What’s a dolphin’s favorite bean? A jellybean!
Why don’t dolphins play basketball? They’re afraid of getting caught in the net.
How do you know when a dolphin is bored? It just swims in circles!
What’s a dolphin’s favorite card game? Go Fish—for obvious reasons!
What’s the difference between a dolphin and a banana? One can swim but the other can split!
Dolphins always save their money in the sand bank.
How do you apologize to a dolphin? On porpoise!
Why did the dolphin join the navy? He had a natural talent for sonar.
What do dolphins wear on Halloween? Water wings!
Dolphins are always cheerful because they sea the positive in everything.
What’s a dolphin’s favorite kind of ice cream? Shark-late chip!
What do you get when you cross a dolphin with a famous detective? Sherlock Holmes Under the Sea!
Why are dolphins like computers? They both have a lot of data streaming!
Why do dolphins love mystery novels? They enjoy the suspense underwater.
What’s the best way to hold a dolphin party? Make it a splash!
What’s a dolphin’s favorite kind of music? Anything with a good tuna.
Why did the dolphin start a podcast? It wanted to be heard across the ocean!
Why did the dolphin become an astronaut? He wanted to explore the outer tide.
What do dolphins do for fun on weekends? They just krill out!
Dolphins are not just smart; they’re fin-tellectuals!
What book did the dolphin take on vacation? “Fifty Shades of Grey Whale!”