Fairy Puns and Jokes

Why don’t fairies use books for cooking_ They use spell check instead!

Why don’t fairies use books for cooking? They use spell check instead!

Fairies are always winging it but they still know how to fly right.

Fairies are always winging it but they still know how to fly right.

What do you call a fairy who never showers_ Stinker Bell

What do you call a fairy who never showers? Stinker Bell.

Don't ever trust a fairy in a cooking contest, they always take the whisk

Don’t ever trust a fairy in a cooking contest, they always take the whisk.

How do fairies stay dry in the rain_ They use their butterfly umbrellas!

How do fairies stay dry in the rain? They use their butterfly umbrellas!

When fairies play sports, they always have the home court ad-fairy-tage

When fairies play sports, they always have the home court ad-fairy-tage.

Why did the fairy sit on the mushroom_ Because there wasn’t mush-room elsewhere!

Why did the fairy sit on the mushroom? Because there wasn’t mush-room elsewhere!

Why did the fairy sit on the clock_ She wanted to be on time for a change

Why did the fairy sit on the clock? She wanted to be on time for a change.

What is a fairy's favorite soda_ Sprite!

What is a fairy’s favorite soda? Sprite!

What’s a fairy’s favorite way to go up_ By ele-fairy-tor

What’s a fairy’s favorite way to go up? By ele-fairy-tor.

Why do fairies fly_ Because they can’t be bothered walking!

Why do fairies fly? Because they can’t be bothered walking!

Never tell a secret in a garden, the potatoes have eyes and the fairies have ears

Never tell a secret in a garden, the potatoes have eyes and the fairies have ears.

How do fairies send love notes_ By air mail, of course!

How do fairies send love notes? By air mail, of course!

How do fairies keep their paths secret_ They sprinkle a little thyme

How do fairies keep their paths secret? They sprinkle a little thyme.

What’s a fairy’s favorite game_ Hide-and-spell!

What’s a fairy’s favorite game? Hide-and-spell!

If you need advice, ask a fairy—they’re good at giving a little pointer

If you need advice, ask a fairy—they’re good at giving a little pointer.

Why did the fairy break up with her boyfriend_ He took her for “pixie” granted

Why did the fairy break up with her boyfriend? He took her for “pixie” granted.

Fairies make good detectives—they're always fairy-fying their sources

Fairies make good detectives—they’re always fairy-fying their sources.

Why did the fairy go to school_ To improve her spelling

Why did the fairy go to school? To improve her spelling.

Fairies are good at math because they excel at division and multi-fairy-cation

Fairies are good at math because they excel at division and multi-fairy-cation.

What kind of music do fairies listen to_ Anything with good “wings.”

What kind of music do fairies listen to? Anything with good “wings.”

What do you call a fairy who’s lost her wings_ A walk-er!

What do you call a fairy who’s lost her wings? A walk-er!

What do fairies eat for breakfast_ Pixie sticks and bowls of Sugarplums

What do fairies eat for breakfast? Pixie sticks and bowls of Sugarplums.

Fairies are always in shape because they do lots of flutter-kicks

Fairies are always in shape because they do lots of flutter-kicks.

How did the fairy climb to the top_ She escalated

How did the fairy climb to the top? She escalated.

What do you call an environmentally friendly fairy_ A green sprite

What do you call an environmentally friendly fairy? A green sprite.

Why was the fairy always calm_ She never winged it

Why was the fairy always calm? She never winged it.

Fairy dust is quite the commodity—it's gold in powdered form.

Fairy dust is quite the commodity—it’s gold in powdered form.

What do you call a fairy that never lies_ Honest Abe-racadabra

What do you call a fairy that never lies? Honest Abe-racadabra.

You can't get a straight answer from a fairy—they always twirl around the questions

You can’t get a straight answer from a fairy—they always twirl around the questions.

How do fairies organize a party_ They planet

How do fairies organize a party? They planet.

Why don’t fairies use pens_ They can't resist the urge to doodle-bug

Why don’t fairies use pens? They can’t resist the urge to doodle-bug.

Why did the fairy carry a pencil_ To draw the curtain!

Why did the fairy carry a pencil? To draw the curtain!

What’s a fairy’s favorite vegetable_ Fairy-flower

What’s a fairy’s favorite vegetable? Fairy-flower.

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a fairy_ Frost fairy!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a fairy? Frost fairy!

When fairies take pictures, they always use pixie-ls

When fairies take pictures, they always use pixie-ls.

What do fairies wear to the beach_ Flip-flaps

What do fairies wear to the beach? Flip-flaps.

How do fairies organize a meeting_ They start with a wingding

How do fairies organize a meeting? They start with a wingding.

Why did the fairy use a smartphone_ To take “pixie”!

Why did the fairy use a smartphone? To take “pixie”!

Fairy captains are the best—they know how to steer the ship to fan-ta-sea

Fairy captains are the best—they know how to steer the ship to fan-ta-sea.

What’s a fairy's favorite weather_ When it’s fairy sunny

What’s a fairy’s favorite weather? When it’s fairy sunny.

Fairies don't need maps—they prefer to wing it

Fairies don’t need maps—they prefer to wing it.

How do fairies run their business_ On wing and a prayer

How do fairies run their business? On wing and a prayer.

Why are fairies bad at lying_ Because truth is stranger than fiction, but not stranger than them

Why are fairies bad at lying? Because truth is stranger than fiction, but not stranger than them.

What do fairies drink when they are cold_ Hot pixie

What do fairies drink when they are cold? Hot pixie.

What do fairies eat on hot days_ Chilled berries

What do fairies eat on hot days? Chilled berries.

How do fairies go to school_ They ride their fairy-cycles

How do fairies go to school? They ride their fairy-cycles.

How do you know if a fairy has visited your garden_ By the flowers whispering little secrets

How do you know if a fairy has visited your garden? By the flowers whispering little secrets.

Why was the fairy a good reader_ She knew her tales

Why was the fairy a good reader? She knew her tales.

What do you call a fairy who can jump higher than a tree_ Any fairy, trees can’t jump!

What do you call a fairy who can jump higher than a tree? Any fairy, trees can’t jump!

What’s a fairy’s favorite type of dog_ A fairy-tale retriever

What’s a fairy’s favorite type of dog? A fairy-tale retriever.

Fairies know how to keep their stories short—they have a lot of little tales

Fairies know how to keep their stories short—they have a lot of little tales.

Why don't fairies ever get lost_ They always find their flight path

Why don’t fairies ever get lost? They always find their flight path.

What do you call a lazy fairy_ A dust collector

What do you call a lazy fairy? A dust collector.

How do fairies keep their wings so shiny_ With a pixie polish

How do fairies keep their wings so shiny? With a pixie polish.

When fairies go to the beach, they bring sand to the enchantment

When fairies go to the beach, they bring sand to the enchantment.

What's a fairy’s favorite basketball move_ The pixie roll

What’s a fairy’s favorite basketball move? The pixie roll.

How do fairies stay updated_ Through the grapevine and their tweet-fairies

How do fairies stay updated? Through the grapevine and their tweet-fairies.

Why was the fairy such a good seamstress_ She had a magical thimble

Why was the fairy such a good seamstress? She had a magical thimble.

What do you call a fairy's favorite chair_ A butterfly chair

What do you call a fairy’s favorite chair? A butterfly chair.

Why do fairies never weigh much_ Because they're lighter than air!

Why do fairies never weigh much? Because they’re lighter than air!

Why don't fairies like reality TV_ It's not surreal enough

Why don’t fairies like reality TV? It’s not surreal enough.

What did the fairy do when she got angry_ She had a pixie fit

What did the fairy do when she got angry? She had a pixie fit.

If you want to give a gift to a fairy, remember they prefer something whimsy

If you want to give a gift to a fairy, remember they prefer something whimsy.

How do fairies write letters_ With invisible ink

How do fairies write letters? With invisible ink.

Fairies don’t play hide and seek, they play hide and sprite

Fairies don’t play hide and seek, they play hide and sprite.

Why did the fairy sit on her watch_ She wanted to be on time

Why did the fairy sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time.

How do fairies communicate across long distances_ By air-mail

How do fairies communicate across long distances? By air-mail.

How do you know if a fairy is sick_ When she has the pixie pox

How do you know if a fairy is sick? When she has the pixie pox.

What do you call a fairy with a green thumb_ A natural enchanter

What do you call a fairy with a green thumb? A natural enchanter.

What do you call a fairy who helps in the kitchen_ A fairy sous chef

What do you call a fairy who helps in the kitchen? A fairy sous chef.

A fairy's favorite snack at the cinema_ Pixie-corn

A fairy’s favorite snack at the cinema? Pixie-corn.

Why don't fairies use smartphones_ They stick to their wands

Why don’t fairies use smartphones? They stick to their wands.

Why did the fairy break her computer_ Too much spam enchanted her inbox

Why did the fairy break her computer? Too much spam enchanted her inbox.

What fairy doesn't take a bath_ A dust fairy

What fairy doesn’t take a bath? A dust fairy.

How do you apologize to a fairy_ With flowers and a note that says _I sorcery

How do you apologize to a fairy? With flowers and a note that says “I sorcery.”

How do fairies get to the top floor_ By the fairy-lift

How do fairies get to the top floor? By the fairy-lift.

Fairies don't get high scores—they're always up in the clouds anyway

Fairies don’t get high scores—they’re always up in the clouds anyway.

What do you call a fairy who likes gardening_ Flowerbell

What do you call a fairy who likes gardening? Flowerbell.

How do fairies start their mornings_ With a little bit of pixie dust and a whole lot of hope

How do fairies start their mornings? With a little bit of pixie dust and a whole lot of hope.

Why did the fairy never win at cards_ She could never keep a poker face

Why did the fairy never win at cards? She could never keep a poker face.

Fairies don’t retire—they just fade away.

Fairies don’t retire—they just fade away.

How do fairies say goodbye_ “Wing you later!”

How do fairies say goodbye? “Wing you later!”

A fairy's favorite type of cheese_ Feta—it's meant to be sprinkled!

A fairy’s favorite type of cheese? Feta—it’s meant to be sprinkled!

What is a fairy's favorite candy_ Magic beans

What is a fairy’s favorite candy? Magic beans.

Why do fairies wear glitter_ Because it’s easier than carrying around a flashlight

Why do fairies wear glitter? Because it’s easier than carrying around a flashlight.

Why did the fairy go on a diet_ She couldn’t fit into her gown

Why did the fairy go on a diet? She couldn’t fit into her gown.

How do fairies keep their shoes on_ With magical laces

How do fairies keep their shoes on? With magical laces.

What fairy is never on time_ Late-a-bell

What fairy is never on time? Late-a-bell.

Why do fairies love to dance_ Because every tune is an enchantment

Why do fairies love to dance? Because every tune is an enchantment.

What do fairies eat at movies_ Pixie corn

What do fairies eat at movies? Pixie corn.

Why did the fairy use a smartphone_ To keep her spells synchronized

Why did the fairy use a smartphone? To keep her spells synchronized.

Why do fairies live in toadstools_ Because there’s not mush room in the city!

Why do fairies live in toadstools? Because there’s not mush room in the city!

Fairies are the best at parties—they always bring the magic circle.

Fairies are the best at parties—they always bring the magic circle.

Why did the fairy cross the meadow_ To get to the other sprite

Why did the fairy cross the meadow? To get to the other sprite.

Fairies never get lost—they're always found in fairy-tales

Fairies never get lost—they’re always found in fairy-tales.

What do fairies carry their books in_ Binders full of winged pages

What do fairies carry their books in? Binders full of winged pages.

What do you call a fairy who's good at golf_ Tee-fairy

What do you call a fairy who’s good at golf? Tee-fairy.

How do fairies keep secrets_ Under their hats!

How do fairies keep secrets? Under their hats.

Why do fairies love old stories_ They always have the best spells and enchantments

Why do fairies love old stories? They always have the best spells and enchantments.

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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