Why don’t fairies use books for cooking? They use spell check instead!
Fairies are always winging it but they still know how to fly right.
What do you call a fairy who never showers? Stinker Bell.
Don’t ever trust a fairy in a cooking contest, they always take the whisk.
How do fairies stay dry in the rain? They use their butterfly umbrellas!
When fairies play sports, they always have the home court ad-fairy-tage.
Why did the fairy sit on the mushroom? Because there wasn’t mush-room elsewhere!
Why did the fairy sit on the clock? She wanted to be on time for a change.
What is a fairy’s favorite soda? Sprite!
What’s a fairy’s favorite way to go up? By ele-fairy-tor.
Why do fairies fly? Because they can’t be bothered walking!
Never tell a secret in a garden, the potatoes have eyes and the fairies have ears.
How do fairies send love notes? By air mail, of course!
How do fairies keep their paths secret? They sprinkle a little thyme.
What’s a fairy’s favorite game? Hide-and-spell!
If you need advice, ask a fairy—they’re good at giving a little pointer.
Why did the fairy break up with her boyfriend? He took her for “pixie” granted.
Fairies make good detectives—they’re always fairy-fying their sources.
Why did the fairy go to school? To improve her spelling.
Fairies are good at math because they excel at division and multi-fairy-cation.
What kind of music do fairies listen to? Anything with good “wings.”
What do you call a fairy who’s lost her wings? A walk-er!
What do fairies eat for breakfast? Pixie sticks and bowls of Sugarplums.
Fairies are always in shape because they do lots of flutter-kicks.
How did the fairy climb to the top? She escalated.
What do you call an environmentally friendly fairy? A green sprite.
Why was the fairy always calm? She never winged it.
Fairy dust is quite the commodity—it’s gold in powdered form.
What do you call a fairy that never lies? Honest Abe-racadabra.
You can’t get a straight answer from a fairy—they always twirl around the questions.
How do fairies organize a party? They planet.
Why don’t fairies use pens? They can’t resist the urge to doodle-bug.
Why did the fairy carry a pencil? To draw the curtain!
What’s a fairy’s favorite vegetable? Fairy-flower.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a fairy? Frost fairy!
When fairies take pictures, they always use pixie-ls.
What do fairies wear to the beach? Flip-flaps.
How do fairies organize a meeting? They start with a wingding.
Why did the fairy use a smartphone? To take “pixie”!
Fairy captains are the best—they know how to steer the ship to fan-ta-sea.
What’s a fairy’s favorite weather? When it’s fairy sunny.
Fairies don’t need maps—they prefer to wing it.
How do fairies run their business? On wing and a prayer.
Why are fairies bad at lying? Because truth is stranger than fiction, but not stranger than them.
What do fairies drink when they are cold? Hot pixie.
What do fairies eat on hot days? Chilled berries.
How do fairies go to school? They ride their fairy-cycles.
How do you know if a fairy has visited your garden? By the flowers whispering little secrets.
Why was the fairy a good reader? She knew her tales.
What do you call a fairy who can jump higher than a tree? Any fairy, trees can’t jump!
What’s a fairy’s favorite type of dog? A fairy-tale retriever.
Fairies know how to keep their stories short—they have a lot of little tales.
Why don’t fairies ever get lost? They always find their flight path.
What do you call a lazy fairy? A dust collector.
How do fairies keep their wings so shiny? With a pixie polish.
When fairies go to the beach, they bring sand to the enchantment.
What’s a fairy’s favorite basketball move? The pixie roll.
How do fairies stay updated? Through the grapevine and their tweet-fairies.
Why was the fairy such a good seamstress? She had a magical thimble.
What do you call a fairy’s favorite chair? A butterfly chair.
Why do fairies never weigh much? Because they’re lighter than air!
Why don’t fairies like reality TV? It’s not surreal enough.
What did the fairy do when she got angry? She had a pixie fit.
If you want to give a gift to a fairy, remember they prefer something whimsy.
How do fairies write letters? With invisible ink.
Fairies don’t play hide and seek, they play hide and sprite.
Why did the fairy sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time.
How do fairies communicate across long distances? By air-mail.
How do you know if a fairy is sick? When she has the pixie pox.
What do you call a fairy with a green thumb? A natural enchanter.
What do you call a fairy who helps in the kitchen? A fairy sous chef.
A fairy’s favorite snack at the cinema? Pixie-corn.
Why don’t fairies use smartphones? They stick to their wands.
Why did the fairy break her computer? Too much spam enchanted her inbox.
What fairy doesn’t take a bath? A dust fairy.
How do you apologize to a fairy? With flowers and a note that says “I sorcery.”
How do fairies get to the top floor? By the fairy-lift.
Fairies don’t get high scores—they’re always up in the clouds anyway.
What do you call a fairy who likes gardening? Flowerbell.
How do fairies start their mornings? With a little bit of pixie dust and a whole lot of hope.
Why did the fairy never win at cards? She could never keep a poker face.
Fairies don’t retire—they just fade away.
How do fairies say goodbye? “Wing you later!”
A fairy’s favorite type of cheese? Feta—it’s meant to be sprinkled!
What is a fairy’s favorite candy? Magic beans.
Why do fairies wear glitter? Because it’s easier than carrying around a flashlight.
Why did the fairy go on a diet? She couldn’t fit into her gown.
How do fairies keep their shoes on? With magical laces.
What fairy is never on time? Late-a-bell.
Why do fairies love to dance? Because every tune is an enchantment.
What do fairies eat at movies? Pixie corn.
Why did the fairy use a smartphone? To keep her spells synchronized.
Why do fairies live in toadstools? Because there’s not mush room in the city!
Fairies are the best at parties—they always bring the magic circle.
Why did the fairy cross the meadow? To get to the other sprite.
Fairies never get lost—they’re always found in fairy-tales.
What do fairies carry their books in? Binders full of winged pages.
What do you call a fairy who’s good at golf? Tee-fairy.
How do fairies keep secrets? Under their hats.
Why do fairies love old stories? They always have the best spells and enchantments.