Fairy Tale Puns and Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team_ She kept running away from the ball!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball!

Fairy tales are Grimm stories, but someone’s gotta tell them!

Fairy tales are Grimm stories, but someone’s gotta tell them!

What did one fairy say to the other when she asked if she could borrow her wand_ _That’s a fairy good question!

What did one fairy say to the other when she asked if she could borrow her wand? “That’s a fairy good question!”

Have you heard about the nervous dragon_ He had dragonflies in his stomach

Have you heard about the nervous dragon? He had dragonflies in his stomach.

Why don’t fairy tales start with 'Knock Knock'_ Because _Once upon a time_ makes a better door opener!

Why don’t fairy tales start with ‘Knock Knock’? Because “Once upon a time” makes a better door opener!

What’s a fairy’s favorite method of communication_ Spelling

What’s a fairy’s favorite method of communication? Spelling.

Why did the dragon go on a diet_ It couldn’t fit into its tales anymore

Why did the dragon go on a diet? It couldn’t fit into its tales anymore.

Why did the knight go to therapy_ To address his knightmares

Why did the knight go to therapy? To address his knightmares.

How do you know if a fairy recently visited your garden_ You’ve got pixie dust on your vegetables!

How do you know if a fairy recently visited your garden? You’ve got pixie dust on your vegetables!

Let’s not troll around with fairy tale jokes; gnome one does it better!

Let’s not troll around with fairy tale jokes; gnome one does it better!

What do you call a fairy who likes to stay up late_ Twinkle Night

What do you call a fairy who likes to stay up late? Twinkle Night.

Did the dragon have a good meal_ Yes, it was legend-dairy!

Did the dragon have a good meal? Yes, it was legend-dairy!

Why did the fairy break up with the internet_ There were too many trolls

Why did the fairy break up with the internet? There were too many trolls.

Why did the fairy refuse a ride_ She'd rather fairy herself

Why did the fairy refuse a ride? She’d rather fairy herself.

Why did the ogre use a bookmark_ To not lose his ogre-view in the story!

Why did the ogre use a bookmark? To not lose his ogre-view in the story!

How do fairies stay healthy_ By not eating too much gnome-made food

How do fairies stay healthy? By not eating too much gnome-made food.

How do you throw a space party in a fairy tale_ You planet with the stars!

How do you throw a space party in a fairy tale? You planet with the stars!

What do you get when you cross a fairy with a bakery_ A gingerbread man with wings

What do you get when you cross a fairy with a bakery? A gingerbread man with wings.

Why was the fairy always calm_ Because she never wanted to goblin her feelings

Why was the fairy always calm? Because she never wanted to goblin her feelings.

Why don’t fairy tale characters ever get cold_ Because they live in castles with great “heating” tales

Why don’t fairy tale characters ever get cold? Because they live in castles with great “heating” tales.

What do you get when you cross a fairy with a detective_ A character who always gets to the root of the story!

What do you get when you cross a fairy with a detective? A character who always gets to the root of the story!

Why was Cinderella so bad at sports_ Because she had a pumpkin for a coach

Why was Cinderella so bad at sports? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball_ Because she ran away from the ball

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball? Because she ran away from the ball.

Ever heard about the rich dwarf He’s got a fairy large fortune.

Ever heard about the rich dwarf? He’s got a fairy large fortune.

How do you know if you're a pirate's favorite fairy tale character_ You just arrrgh!

How do you know if you’re a pirate’s favorite fairy tale character? You just arrrgh!

What’s a bookworm’s favorite fairy tale War and Peas.

What’s a bookworm’s favorite fairy tale? War and Peas.

Why couldn’t the bad fairy tell a good joke_ Because it always had a pixie-lated punchline!

Why couldn’t the bad fairy tell a good joke? Because it always had a pixie-lated punchline!

Why did the elf go to school To improve his elf-esteem.

Why did the elf go to school? To improve his elf-esteem.

What did the fairy say to her lazy wand_ _You need to get up and glow!

What did the fairy say to her lazy wand? “You need to get up and glow!”

What do you call a fairy that likes to clean_ Cinder-Ella

What do you call a fairy that likes to clean? Cinder-Ella.

What do you call an old fairy tale_ A fairy old tale

What do you call an old fairy tale? A fairy old tale.

Why did the knight buy an old horse_ It was a knight mare

Why did the knight buy an old horse? It was a knight mare.

What fairy tale do mice love most_ The Tail of Despereaux!

What fairy tale do mice love most? The Tail of Despereaux!

Why do fairy tale characters never sweat the small stuff_ Because they don’t wand to worry!

Why do fairy tale characters never sweat the small stuff? Because they don’t wand to worry!

Why did the fairy sit on the mushroom_ Because there wasn’t mush-room anywhere else!

Why did the fairy sit on the mushroom? Because there wasn’t mush-room anywhere else!

How does a princess refer to her ex-boyfriends_ Frogs

How does a princess refer to her ex-boyfriends? Frogs.

How do fairies send mail_ By e-nchantment!

How do fairies send mail? By e-nchantment!

Why don’t giants use computers_ They're afraid of the web, it's full of net-trolls

Why don’t giants use computers? They’re afraid of the web, it’s full of net-trolls.

Why are fairy tale characters bad liars_ Because they're too Grimm

Why are fairy tale characters bad liars? Because they’re too Grimm.

Did you hear about the fairy who won the lottery_ She’s living happily ever laughter

Did you hear about the fairy who won the lottery? She’s living happily ever laughter.

What do you call a fairy that lives under the kitchen sink_ Cinder-Ella

What do you call a fairy that lives under the kitchen sink? Cinder-Ella.

What do you call a fairy tale about a car_ A car-tale

What do you call a fairy tale about a car? A car-tale.

Why did the fairy use a smartphone_ To update her fairy-status

Why did the fairy use a smartphone? To update her fairy-status.

What’s a monster’s favorite fairy tale_ Beauty and the Beast, because it’s relatable

What’s a monster’s favorite fairy tale? Beauty and the Beast, because it’s relatable.

What’s a fairy’s favorite soda_ Sprite!

What’s a fairy’s favorite soda? Sprite!

How do fairies organize their races_ They pixie a winner

How do fairies organize their races? They pixie a winner.

How do fairies stay dry in the rain_ They use their butter-fly wings

How do fairies stay dry in the rain? They use their butter-fly wings.

Why do fairies wear glitter_ To keep their lives sparkling

Why do fairies wear glitter? To keep their lives sparkling.

What game do fairy tale princes love to play_ Heir hockey

What game do fairy tale princes love to play? Heir hockey.

What’s a fairy’s favorite coffee_ Espresso charming

What’s a fairy’s favorite coffee? Espresso charming.

What’s a fairy’s favorite type of dog_ A fairy-tale

What’s a fairy’s favorite type of dog? A fairy-tale.

How do giants tie their shoes_ With long fairy tales

How do giants tie their shoes? With long fairy tales.

Why do fairy tale characters never lose_ Because they always live happily ever after

Why do fairy tale characters never lose? Because they always live happily ever after.

What kind of plants do fairy tale characters like_ Beanstalks

What kind of plants do fairy tale characters like? Beanstalks.

What kind of dessert do fairies like most_ Peach sCobbler and magic pie

What kind of dessert do fairies like most? Peach sCobbler and magic pie.

What’s a fairy's favorite spot in the house_ The dust corner

What’s a fairy’s favorite spot in the house? The dust corner.

What did the fairy put on her toast_ Butter-fly spread

What did the fairy put on her toast? Butter-fly spread.

How do fairy tale characters get in shape_ They exercise their tale off

How do fairy tale characters get in shape? They exercise their tale off.

Why don't fairy tale characters have smartphones_ Because they live in once-upon-a-times!

Why don’t fairy tale characters have smartphones? Because they live in once-upon-a-times!

What did the fairy say to the troll_ You’ve gotta be Tolkien!

What did the fairy say to the troll? You’ve gotta be Tolkien!

What's a fairy’s favorite exercise_ Flyometrics

What’s a fairy’s favorite exercise? Flyometrics.

Why do fairy tale characters go to bars_ To get a little more elf-control

Why do fairy tale characters go to bars? To get a little more elf-control.

What do you call a forgetful wizard in a fairy tale_ Who-dini

What do you call a forgetful wizard in a fairy tale? Who-dini.

What does a fairy drink when it’s cold_ Pixie-tea

What does a fairy drink when it’s cold? Pixie-tea.

Why did the fairy carry an umbrella_ Because it was going to mist!

Why did the fairy carry an umbrella? Because it was going to mist!

What’s a fairy without wings called_ Un-fairy-nate

What’s a fairy without wings called? Un-fairy-nate.

How do fairy tale characters start a race_ _Ready, set, glow!

How do fairy tale characters start a race? “Ready, set, glow!”

What did the fairy do with her wand_ She made a specter-cle

What did the fairy do with her wand? She made a specter-cle.

What did the wolf say when it met Red Riding Hood_ _Pleased to eat you!

What did the wolf say when it met Red Riding Hood? “Pleased to eat you!”

Why do dragons sleep during the day_ So they can fight knights!

Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights!

How does a fairy tale prince solve problems_ Charming his way out

How does a fairy tale prince solve problems? Charming his way out.

What’s a fairy’s favorite type of architecture_ Castle-craft

What’s a fairy’s favorite type of architecture? Castle-craft.

Why did the fairy have to go to school_ To improve her spell-ing!

Why did the fairy have to go to school? To improve her spell-ing!

Why don't fairy tale characters like fast food_ It's not fit for a king

Why don’t fairy tale characters like fast food? It’s not fit for a king.

Why did the elf apply for a job_ He heard the work was Elfincredible!

Why did the elf apply for a job? He heard the work was Elfincredible!

What kind of boat does a fairy tale prince sail_ A love boat

What kind of boat does a fairy tale prince sail? A love boat.

What do you call a very small fairy_ A fairyn

What do you call a very small fairy? A fairyn.

Why was the fairy always online_ She was dusting her social media profiles

Why was the fairy always online? She was dusting her social media profiles.

Why are fairies so good at basketball_ Because they always get fairy-tale shots

Why are fairies so good at basketball? Because they always get fairy-tale shots.

What do you call a magical cat in a fairy tale_ A purr-ceror

What do you call a magical cat in a fairy tale? A purr-ceror.

What do you get when you cross a fairy with a laptop_ A computer that never crashes—it just gets pixie dusted

What do you get when you cross a fairy with a laptop? A computer that never crashes—it just gets pixie dusted.

What do you call a fairy tale about a cat_ A tail of two kitties

What do you call a fairy tale about a cat? A tail of two kitties.

Why did the fairy sit on the clock_ She wanted to be on time for once

Why did the fairy sit on the clock? She wanted to be on time for once.

What’s a fairy’s favorite hobby_ Stitching up old tales

What’s a fairy’s favorite hobby? Stitching up old tales.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire in a fairy tale_ Frostbite!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire in a fairy tale? Frostbite!

Why was the fairy so good at baseball_ Because she had a magic swing

Why was the fairy so good at baseball? Because she had a magic swing.

What type of music do elves listen to_ Wrap music

What type of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.

How does a fairy tale end in a kitchen_ With a happily ever batter

How does a fairy tale end in a kitchen? With a happily ever batter.

Why was the fairy always happy_ She knew the best enchant-ments

Why was the fairy always happy? She knew the best enchant-ments.

What’s a ghost’s favorite fairy tale_ Ghoul-ilocks and the Three Bears

What’s a ghost’s favorite fairy tale? Ghoul-ilocks and the Three Bears.

How did the gnome pay for his new house_ With crypto-gnome-icurrency

How did the gnome pay for his new house? With crypto-gnome-icurrency.

Why do fairies like online shopping_ For the pixie dust discounts

Why do fairies like online shopping? For the pixie dust discounts.

What’s a giant’s favorite thing to eat in a fairy tale_ Fairy cakes

What’s a giant’s favorite thing to eat in a fairy tale? Fairy cakes.

How does a fairy write a book_ By weaving a spell

How does a fairy write a book? By weaving a spell.

Why did the genie read a fairy tale_ He wanted a little more fantasy in his bottle

Why did the genie read a fairy tale? He wanted a little more fantasy in his bottle.

Why was the fairy always stressed_ She had too much on her plate and a kingdom to run

Why was the fairy always stressed? She had too much on her plate and a kingdom to run.

What do you call a fairy that lives at the beach_ A mer-maid

What do you call a fairy that lives at the beach? A mer-maid.

What do you call a fairy that lives in the ocean_ A mer-maid in heaven

What do you call a fairy that lives in the ocean? A mer-maid in heaven.

Why do fairy tale characters always know what to do_ Because they follow the plot!

Why do fairy tale characters always know what to do? Because they follow the plot!

Why are fairy tales so breezy_ Because they’re full of air-y tales!

Why are fairy tales so breezy? Because they’re full of air-y tales!

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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