Fireworks Puns and Jokes

Why do fireworks never eat after midnight_ They're afraid they'll go off!

Why do fireworks never eat after midnight? They’re afraid they’ll go off!

I'm really good at handling fireworks. You might say I have a flare for it!

I’m really good at handling fireworks. You might say I have a flare for it!

What do you call a firework that loves literature_ A sparkular reader!

What do you call a firework that loves literature? A sparkular reader!

You really light up my world—must be all that firework in you!

You really light up my world—must be all that firework in you!

How do you know fireworks are good at math_ They always find the highest common factor!

How do you know fireworks are good at math? They always find the highest common factor!

I've got a lot on my plate, but I still find time to sparkle

I’ve got a lot on my plate, but I still find time to sparkle.

Why don't fireworks make good meals_ They always go out with a bang, leaving you hungry!

Why don’t fireworks make good meals? They always go out with a bang, leaving you hungry!

Fireworks teach us one thing_ Break out of your shell to truly shine

Fireworks teach us one thing: Break out of your shell to truly shine.

What’s a firework’s favorite song_ _Boom Boom Pow_ by the Black Eyed Peas!

What’s a firework’s favorite song? “Boom Boom Pow” by the Black Eyed Peas!

When fireworks are upset, do they just blow up about it

When fireworks are upset, do they just blow up about it?

Why did the firework go to school_ To improve its spark-notes!

Why did the firework go to school? To improve its spark-notes!

Every firework has a fuse, but not all of them know how to dance in the rain

Every firework has a fuse, but not all of them know how to dance in the rain.

What do fireworks feel when they touch the sky_ They get a burst of self-esteem!

What do fireworks feel when they touch the sky? They get a burst of self-esteem!

Let’s not waste any time—I’m ready to rocket!

Let’s not waste any time—I’m ready to rocket!

What’s a firework's favorite sport_ Rocket ball!

What’s a firework’s favorite sport? Rocket ball!

If you can't handle the bang, stay away from the firework!

If you can’t handle the bang, stay away from the firework!

Why don't fireworks have friends_ They have too many flare-ups!

Why don’t fireworks have friends? They have too many flare-ups!

Keep your friends close and your fireworks closer

Keep your friends close and your fireworks closer.

What do you call an old firework_ A blast from the past!

What do you call an old firework? A blast from the past!

Fireworks are the original skywriters

Fireworks are the original skywriters.

Why did the firework become a philosopher_ It always pondered the spark of life!

Why did the firework become a philosopher? It always pondered the spark of life!

Have a blast—literally!

Have a blast—literally!

What kind of jokes do fireworks tell_ Ones that crackle you up!

What kind of jokes do fireworks tell? Ones that crackle you up!

My love for you is like a firework_ loud, explosive, and lights up the whole sky

My love for you is like a firework: loud, explosive, and lights up the whole sky.

How do you organize a space party_ You planet with a meteor shower and fireworks!

How do you organize a space party? You planet with a meteor shower and fireworks!

Are you a firework_ Because you're making my heart burst

Are you a firework? Because you’re making my heart burst.

What’s a firework’s favorite dance_ The exploder!

What’s a firework’s favorite dance? The exploder!

I’m no firework expert, but I sure know how to light up a room!

I’m no firework expert, but I sure know how to light up a room!

How do fireworks speak to each other_ In burst codes!

How do fireworks speak to each other? In burst codes!

Let’s spark a conversation—about fireworks!

Let’s spark a conversation—about fireworks!

Why do fireworks go to therapy_ To deal with their explosive tempers!

Why do fireworks go to therapy? To deal with their explosive tempers!

Fireworks might be fleeting, but their impression is eternal

Fireworks might be fleeting, but their impression is eternal.

What’s a firework’s favorite app_ Snapchat, for the disappearing pictures!

What’s a firework’s favorite app? Snapchat, for the disappearing pictures!

Trust is like a firework, easy to blow up

Trust is like a firework, easy to blow up.

What do you call a firework that’s good at swimming_ A pool cracker!

What do you call a firework that’s good at swimming? A pool cracker!

Love is like a firework—it shoots up suddenly and fills the sky with light

Love is like a firework—it shoots up suddenly and fills the sky with light.

Why did the firework apply for a job_ It wanted a career that’s booming!

Why did the firework apply for a job? It wanted a career that’s booming!

If life doesn't give you sparks, make your own fireworks

If life doesn’t give you sparks, make your own fireworks.

Why don’t fireworks have day jobs_ They’re too used to working night shifts!

Why don’t fireworks have day jobs? They’re too used to working night shifts!

Life’s a celebration—just add fireworks!

Life’s a celebration—just add fireworks!

What’s a firework’s favorite Disney movie_ _Blasted Away_!

What’s a firework’s favorite Disney movie? “Blasted Away”!

Fireworks show us that the sky’s not the limit, just a canvas

Fireworks show us that the sky’s not the limit, just a canvas.

Why did the firework get famous_ It knew how to make an entrance!

Why did the firework get famous? It knew how to make an entrance!

Get your spark on—it’s time for fireworks!

Get your spark on—it’s time for fireworks!

How do you describe an expensive firework_ A real bang for your buck!

How do you describe an expensive firework? A real bang for your buck!

Don't just throw a party, make it explode with fun!

Don’t just throw a party, make it explode with fun!

What do fireworks eat for breakfast_ Snap, Crackle, and Pop!

What do fireworks eat for breakfast? Snap, Crackle, and Pop!

Fireworks are the original influencers—they make every head turn

Fireworks are the original influencers—they make every head turn.

What do you call a firework in art class_ Drawn and quartered!

What do you call a firework in art class? Drawn and quartered!

Light up the sky, but don't burn out

Light up the sky, but don’t burn out.

Why did the firework start a blog_ To express its bursting ideas!

Why did the firework start a blog? To express its bursting ideas!

You can’t start a firework without a little spark

You can’t start a firework without a little spark.

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a firework_ DINO-MITE!

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a firework? DINO-MITE!

Why go out with a whimper when you can go out with a bang

Why go out with a whimper when you can go out with a bang?

How do fireworks travel so fast_ They always take the flight path!

How do fireworks travel so fast? They always take the flight path!

Fireworks_ The real stars of the night

Fireworks: The real stars of the night.

What’s a firework’s life motto_ Sky's the limit!

What’s a firework’s life motto? Sky’s the limit!

When you need to make an exit, do it like a firework—unforgettably

When you need to make an exit, do it like a firework—unforgettably.

Why do fireworks like rainy days_ It's the perfect time to spark a rainbow!

Why do fireworks like rainy days? It’s the perfect time to spark a rainbow!

There's an art to firework—you just gotta know how to draw a crowd!

There’s an art to firework—you just gotta know how to draw a crowd!

What’s a firework’s favorite fashion accessory_ A sparkle!

What’s a firework’s favorite fashion accessory? A sparkle!

Be like a firework_ Make your presence known and your absence felt

Be like a firework: Make your presence known and your absence felt.

Why did the firework join a band_ It wanted to be a hit!

Why did the firework join a band? It wanted to be a hit!Did you hear about the firework that went to school_ It aced all the pop quizzes!

Did you hear about the firework that went to school? It aced all the pop quizzes!

How do fireworks stay safe_ They always keep their shell-ter!

How do fireworks stay safe? They always keep their shell-ter!

Keep calm and sparkle on

Keep calm and sparkle on.

What do you call a nervous firework_ A firecracker!

What do you call a nervous firework? A firecracker!

Be the burst of joy in someone’s life

Be the burst of joy in someone’s life.

How did the firework become a hero_ It soared to new heights!

How did the firework become a hero? It soared to new heights!

Fireworks_ because life should be a spectacle

Fireworks: because life should be a spectacle.

What’s a firework’s favorite kind of weather_ Thunder, because it can hide the noise!

What’s a firework’s favorite kind of weather? Thunder, because it can hide the noise!

Stay positive, the day's not over until it sparks!

Stay positive, the day’s not over until it sparks!

Why do fireworks gossip so much_ They love to spread the latest pop!

Why do fireworks gossip so much? They love to spread the latest pop!

Some see a firework and wish; I see a firework and plan

Some see a firework and wish; I see a firework and plan.

What do you call a well-behaved firework_ A proper rocket!

What do you call a well-behaved firework? A proper rocket!

If you’re not a little afraid of fireworks, you’re not close enough to the action!

If you’re not a little afraid of fireworks, you’re not close enough to the action!

How do fireworks practice self-care_ By blowing off steam!

How do fireworks practice self-care? By blowing off steam!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s... oh, it’s just another firework

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… oh, it’s just another firework.

What’s a firework’s favorite activity at the fair_ The Ferris wheel, for the best views!

What’s a firework’s favorite activity at the fair? The Ferris wheel, for the best views!

Shine bright, burst loudly, leave 'em awestruck.

Shine bright, burst loudly, leave ’em awestruck.

Why did the firework refuse to start_ It had stage fright!

Why did the firework refuse to start? It had stage fright!

Fireworks are the coffee of the sky—both wake you up with a bang!

Fireworks are the coffee of the sky—both wake you up with a bang!

What do fireworks order at a restaurant_ Hotshots!

What do fireworks order at a restaurant? Hotshots!

I like my celebrations how I like my fireworks_ loud and unforgettable

I like my celebrations how I like my fireworks: loud and unforgettable.

What’s a firework’s biggest fear_ A fizzle out!

What’s a firework’s biggest fear? A fizzle out!

Sky’s the limit_ More like sky’s the starting line!

Sky’s the limit? More like sky’s the starting line!

Why was the firework always calm_ It knew how to handle the pressure!

Why was the firework always calm? It knew how to handle the pressure!

Let your colors burst!

Let your colors burst!

What’s a firework’s dream vacation_ A trip around the Milky Way!

What’s a firework’s dream vacation? A trip around the Milky Way!

A firework's life may be short, but its memory lingers on

A firework’s life may be short, but its memory lingers on.

Why don’t fireworks play hide and seek_ Because they're always spotted in the sky!

Why don’t fireworks play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted in the sky!

Got a problem_ Throw a little spark into it!

Got a problem? Throw a little spark into it!

What do fireworks do when they retire_ They fade out!

What do fireworks do when they retire? They fade out!

The only time you should ever look back is to see how far your firework went

The only time you should ever look back is to see how far your firework went.

Why do fireworks always carry umbrellas_ Just in case they need to extinguish themselves!

Why do fireworks always carry umbrellas? Just in case they need to extinguish themselves!

If fireworks can rise above, so can you

If fireworks can rise above, so can you.

How do fireworks show their appreciation_ They give a little pop!

How do fireworks show their appreciation? They give a little pop!

The sky isn’t the limit—it’s the stage.

The sky isn’t the limit—it’s the stage.

What’s a firework’s favorite vegetable_ A rocket!

What’s a firework’s favorite vegetable? A rocket!

There's no party like a firework party because a firework party is lit!

There’s no party like a firework party because a firework party is lit!

Written by Gabriel Cruz - Foodie, Animal Lover, Slang & Language Enthusiast

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