Why do flowers always drive so fast? They put the petal to the metal!
Can February March? No, but April Mayflower!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey, bud!
I’m no garden variety, I’m a unique bloom.
Why was the flower so good at problem-solving? It knew how to nip things in the bud.
I’m just pollen your leg!
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
I tried to catch some fog. I mist, but I rose to the occasion.
How do flowers kiss? With their tulips.
I’m rooting for you!
Why did the flower take a break? It was feeling a little potted.
Time to turnip the garden and squash the competition.
What’s a flower’s favorite vegetable? Cauliflower!
Don’t worry, bee happy. The flowers are blooming!
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing? They have tulips!
Let’s put our tulips together!
Why did the flower go back to school? To improve its “buds.”
Thistle be the best day ever!
Why don’t flowers ever get lonely? Because they come in bunches!
A peony for your thoughts?
What did the flower write in his mom’s card? I’m pollen for you!
Let’s have some blooming fun!
Why was the flower always invited to parties? Because it was a blooming good time.
You’re simply radishing!
What’s a flower’s favorite sport? Budminton.
We’re mint to be friends.
How do flowers whistle? Through their bloomers!
Let’s stick together like buds in a bloom.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis, unless you’re a sunflower!
Iris you all the happiness in the world!
What do you get when you plant kisses? Tulips!
Life is gourd but better with flowers.
Why do flowers always stick together? Because they have “petal-larity.”
If friends were flowers, I’d pick you.
What type of socks do flowers wear? They don’t wear socks; they have plantar fasciitis!
I lilac you a lot!
What did the flower say to its child? I’m so proud, I could poppy!
Our friendship is blossoming.
What’s a flower’s favorite Journey song? “Don’t Stop Be-leafing.”
This might be cornflower, but it’s amaizing!
What did one flower say to another flower on Valentine’s Day? I’m rooting for you!
I’m not a big fan of steps—they always seem so coneflowering.
Why was the flower so grumpy? It had too many buds in its bloom!
Let’s make this a blooming good day.
Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? He wanted to grow a power plant!
I’m just pollen your chain!
What do you call flowers who are BFFs? Buds forever!
What in carnation is going on here?
Why did the flower join Tinder? It wanted to find its “pollen” soulmate.
I’m feeling dandy, and I ain’t lion!
What is a flower’s favorite type of story? A budding romance.
Petal down, it’s not that serious!
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving? They know how to take things step by petal.
I’ll never desert you, my succulent friend.
How does a flower ride a bike? By pedaling its petals!
Be-leaf me, you’re fantastic.
What do you call a lazy flower? A daisy!
You’re the pick of the patch!
What kind of flower is on your face? Tulips!
You had me at aloe.
What do you call a country where everyone has to smile? A flower-nation.
Thistle be our little secret.
How do flowers greet each other? “Hey, bud, what’s blooming?”
Y’orchid-ing me!
What did the flower say when he was complimented? “I’m just doing my budding best!”
You’re unbe-leaf-able.
Why did the flower take a ladder to work? It wanted to reach new heights.
It’s party thyme, let’s raisin the roof!
What do you call a well-dressed lion? Dandelion.
Don’t stop beleafing!
What do flowers study in school? Stem.
Peas out, it’s time to leaf!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut, or better yet, a flower!
You’re my best bud.
Why did the flower love the sun? It helped it blossom!
Lettuce celebrate!
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
O-live you so much.
Why did the flower start an acting career? It was destined for bloom and gloom dramas.
You make me feel fern-tastic!
What did the boy flower say to the girl flower on Valentine’s Day? “I really dig you!”
Hope thistle cheer you up!
What’s a flower’s favorite kind of dog? A bud-dog.
Have an unbe-leaf-ably good day!
Why did the flower get in trouble in school? For budding in line.
Don’t kale my vibe.
What did the flower do when it got caught cheating? It tried to weed its way out.
Bloom where you are planted.
Why did the flower go to therapy? It had petal issues.
Sometimes you just gotta go with the phloem.
What did the romantic flower write in its Valentine’s card? “I’m pollen for you.”
I’m a succa for you!
Why don’t flowers get good cell service? Too many buds on the line.
Let’s take a leaf of faith together.
Why did the flower always ace its tests? It knew all the “anthers.”
Thanks for beeing such a great friend.
What do you call a group of young flowers playing instruments? A bud band.
I’m not pollen your leg, you’re awesome!
What do flowers love to watch in the evening? Bloom operas!
You’re so beautiful, even the flowers are jealous.