Hey there, graduation season is just around the corner and what better way to celebrate this special milestone than with some laughter? In this article, we’ve compiled a list of modified movie quotes about graduation that are sure to make you chuckle and lighten the mood. Whether you’re a graduate yourself or simply looking for some lighthearted entertainment, these quotes are perfect for sharing with friends and family. So sit back, relax, and let’s dive in…
**We’ve modified / adapted these movie quotes to make them apply perfectly to your graduation message**
Top 25 Modified Funny Movie Quotes About Graduation
- “Graduation, my dear Watson.” – Sherlock Holmes, adapted from The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939)
- “Keep your friends close, but your diploma closer.” – Michael Corleone, adapted from The Godfather Part II (1974)
- “You can’t handle the truth… about student loans!” – Col. Nathan R. Jessep, adapted from A Few Good Men (1992)
- “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss your graduation.” – Ferris Bueller, adapted from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
- “Here’s looking at you, grad.” – Rick Blaine, adapted from Casablanca (1942)
- “I feel the need… the need for a degree!” – Pete “Maverick” Mitchell, adapted from Top Gun (1986)
- “Just keep studying, just keep studying.” – Dory, adapted from Finding Nemo (2003)
- “To infinity… and the job market!” – Buzz Lightyear, adapted from Toy Story (1995)
- “I’m king of the graduates!” – Jack Dawson, adapted from Titanic (1997)
- “May the diploma be with you.” – General Dodonna, adapted from Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977)
- “I’ll be back… after graduation.” – The Terminator, adapted from The Terminator (1984)
- “There’s no place like home… after graduation.” – Dorothy Gale, adapted from The Wizard of Oz (1939)
- “I’m not bad, I’m just graduated that way.” – Jessica Rabbit, adapted from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
- “Show me the diploma!” – Rod Tidwell, adapted from Jerry Maguire (1996)
- “Graduation, for lack of a better word, is good.” – Gordon Gekko, adapted from Wall Street (1987)
- “I’ll make him a diploma he can’t refuse.” – Vito Corleone, adapted from The Godfather (1972)
- “A diploma? Where we’re going, we don’t need diplomas.” – Dr. Emmett Brown, adapted from Back to the Future (1985)
- “I’ve got a feeling we’re not in college anymore.” – Dorothy Gale, adapted from The Wizard of Oz (1939)
- “You talking to me? You talking to me about graduating?” – Travis Bickle, adapted from Taxi Driver (1976)
- “We’ll always have graduation.” – Rick Blaine, adapted from Casablanca (1942)
- “There’s no crying in graduation!” – Jimmy Dugan, adapted from A League of Their Own (1992)
- “I’m just one diploma away from greatness.” – Charlie Brown, adapted from A Boy Named Charlie Brown (1969)
- “Houston, we have a graduation.” – Jim Lovell, adapted from Apollo 13 (1995)
- “Elementary school, my dear Watson.” – Sherlock Holmes, adapted from The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939)
- “After all, tomorrow is graduation day!” – Scarlett O’Hara, adapted from Gone with the Wind (1939)
Our Favorite Funny Quotes About Graduating
- “Graduation: the day you realize that being an adult means replacing one set of assignments with another, called ‘bills.'”
- “Graduation – where you toss your hat in the air, hoping it takes your student loans with it.”
- “Graduation is like a magic show: diplomas appear, and suddenly, everyone’s an expert in something.”
- “Graduating is like finally finishing a marathon, only to find out there’s an obstacle course waiting for you next.”
- “Graduation: when you can finally say goodbye to cafeteria food and hello to instant ramen.”
- “Now that I’ve graduated, I can finally pursue my dream of becoming an underpaid intern.”
- “Graduation day: the one day when your parents are more excited about your future than you are.”
- “Graduation: because who wouldn’t want to trade in sleepless nights studying for sleepless nights worrying about the future?”
- “I graduated with a degree in procrastination and a minor in pulling all-nighters.”
- “The best part about graduating is realizing you can finally read for fun again.”
- “I’ve learned one important thing after graduation: a diploma is just a very expensive piece of paper.”
- “Graduation: the day you find out that ‘real life’ is just an endless series of deadlines.”
- “Now that I’ve graduated, I can finally put my skills to good use, like binge-watching Netflix and ordering takeout.”
- “Graduation: the day you trade in your textbooks for self-help books.”
- “I’m so glad I spent four years in college learning things I’ll never use again, like calculus and the ability to write a 10-page paper in one night.”
- “Graduation: when you finally realize that all those group projects were just training for office politics.”
- “Graduating means I can finally put my diploma on the wall and my textbooks on eBay.”
- “Now that I’ve graduated, I can proudly say that my most significant accomplishment is surviving group projects.”
- “Graduation: where you can finally stop pretending to understand what your professors were talking about.”
- “Graduation day: the only day it’s socially acceptable to wear a square hat and a bathrobe in public.”
- “I didn’t realize ‘adulting’ was part of the graduation package. Can I return it?”
- “Graduation: the day you find out your GPA doesn’t fit on your resume.”
- “I graduated with a degree in ‘figuring it out as I go along.'”
- “Graduation day: when you suddenly have a lot more in common with your parents than you ever wanted.”
- “Graduation: the moment you realize that the ‘real world’ is just a fancy term for ‘responsibility.'”
Tips On How To Use Funny Movie Quotes About Graduation
- Add them to graduation cards – Whether you’re congratulating a friend or family member, adding a funny movie quote to their graduation card is a great way to add some humor to the occasion.
- Use them in your graduation speech – If you’re giving a graduation speech, incorporating a funny movie quote can help break the ice and make your speech more engaging.
- Share them on social media – Share your favorite movie quotes about graduation on social media to spread some laughter and cheer among your friends and followers.
- Use them as captions for graduation photos – From cap and gown photos to celebratory shots with family and friends, using a funny movie quote as a caption can add some personality and humor to your graduation photos.
- Include them in graduation party decorations – From banners to photo booth props, including funny movie quotes about graduation in your party decorations can help create a lighthearted and fun atmosphere for your celebration.
- Use them to inspire your own comedic creativity – If you have a knack for comedy, use these movie quotes as inspiration to create your own jokes and one-liners to share with your friends and family.
- Watch the movies – If you haven’t seen the movies that these quotes are from, consider watching them with your friends and family as a fun and light-hearted way to celebrate your graduation.