Why don’t giraffes get lost? Because they always stick their neck out!
Let’s neck-otiate terms for this party.
What do you get when two giraffes collide? A giraffic jam!
You’ve really giraffed me crazy!
Why did the giraffe join the band? Because it had great neck-tar skills!
Don’t be such a pain in the neck!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite fruit? Necktarines!
Life’s too short to play games—unless you’re a giraffe.
Why don’t giraffes like fast food? Because they can’t stomach short orders!
Always stand tall—unless you’re next to a giraffe.
How do giraffes communicate? By neck-working!
I’ve got to be honest, I’m really sticking my neck out here.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite drink? High tea!
That was a bit of a stretch, even for a giraffe.
Why did the giraffe graduate early? It was head and shoulders above the rest!
Giraffes are always head and shoulders above the rest.
Why did the giraffe bring a ladder to the party? To reach the high notes!
You can’t hide your head in the sand when you’re a giraffe.
What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race? A long shot.
Giraffes: Nature’s way of saying trees need trimming.
Why do giraffes never feel lonely? Because they’re always in high company!
She had a giraffic effect on me.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite mode of transportation? The high-speed train!
Are giraffes good musicians? You bet, they’re all about the treble clef.
Why did the giraffe get promoted? It was always a step up!
That giraffe really knows how to raise the bar.
How do you apologize to a giraffe? You clear the air up high.
I’m not lion, I love those giraffes!
Why do giraffes make good secret agents? They always stick their necks out!
Giraffes don’t have to jump to conclusions; they just step over.
What do you call a giraffe with a sore throat? A stiff neck!
Giraffe meetings are always high-level discussions.
How do giraffes wear ties? They put them on very carefully.
He’s not just any giraffe—he’s the high-roller of the savannah.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite part of a joke? The punch line, because it’s always over their head.
A giraffe’s story always towers above the rest.
What do giraffes have that no other animal has? Baby giraffes.
You think that’s tall? You should see its giraffe friend!
Why did the giraffe get bad grades? It had its head in the clouds during the lesson.
Giraffes are experts at neck-tworking.
How do you measure a giraffe’s temperature? With a ladder-thermometer!
When a giraffe breaks up with someone, it’s always a long-distance relationship.
Why did the giraffe refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to deal with anyone’s short hands.
Getting over a fence? For a giraffe, it’s just a step over.
Why did the giraffe start a blog? To share the highs and lows of being tall.
Keep it brief, unless you’re a giraffe.
What do you call a group of giraffes playing instruments? A Neck-stro!
Giraffes: walking high-rises.
Why do giraffes do well in interviews? They always talk over everyone else.
He’s not just tall, he’s giraffe-tall.
Why did the giraffe break up with the zebra? Too many stripes and not enough spots!
Why don’t giraffes drink coffee? It makes them too hyper to reach down.
How do you make a giraffe float? Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a very long straw!
I’m feeling over-whale-med by these tall giraffe tales.
What did the giraffe say to the zebra? “Your pajamas are ready!”
Giraffes give the best neck massages.
Why are giraffes bad at hiding? They stand out in a crowd!
Even at a whisper, a giraffe’s voice carries a long way.
What do you call a giraffe flying a kite? A high flyer.
Giraffes always have high hopes.
Why did the giraffe join NASA? It wanted to explore higher space.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite button on a remote? The volume—it goes up.
What do giraffes order at coffee shops? High brew coffee.
Never play hide and seek with a giraffe, they’ll always find you out-standing in a field.
Why did the leopard lose at hide and seek with the giraffe? It couldn’t spot it!
Giraffe yoga? That’s a real stretch.
What do you call a giraffe with a short neck? A really tall horse.
Giraffes in skirts? Now that’s a high-waisted fashion.
Why was the giraffe late? It got caught in a “neck” of traffic!
Who needs a ladder when you’ve got a giraffe?
What’s a giraffe’s favorite spell? Neck-tar cadabra!
Why do giraffes do so well in school? They’re always head of the class.
How do giraffes stay cool in the summer? They use long fans!
Giraffes never tell secrets. They’re too easy to overhear.
Why did the giraffe win the dance contest? It raised the bar!
He’s not a regular dad, he’s a cool giraffe dad.
What do you call a giraffe who makes pottery? A gir-artist!
That giraffe really knows how to stick its neck out for friends.
What does a giraffe say before telling a joke? “This will go over your head.”
I couldn’t quite measure up to the giraffe.
How do giraffes get to work? By crane!
I’d tell you a joke about the giraffe’s neck, but it’s too long.
Why did the giraffe get an iPhone? To stay at the top of the social feed!
Giraffes are always part of the upper management.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite clothing store? High Street Boutique!
Why do giraffes make terrible liars? Because it’s too obvious when they’re stretching the truth.
How does a giraffe clean its ears? With a q-tip and a very steady hand!
How do you give a giraffe a hug? Climb a ladder!
What do you call a giraffe mixed with a hedgehog? A high-pine!
When giraffes retire, do they move to the highlands?
Why did the giraffe start meditating? To find its inner peace up high.
Giraffes are always at the top of their game.
How do giraffes end their prayers? “Ah-tall-ah!”
Why do giraffes get promoted quickly? They peak at their performance.
What do you call a giraffe that doesn’t want to play? A party pooper.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite instrument? The neck-tar!
How did the giraffe hurt its leg? It took a misstep on a sky-scraper!
How do giraffes stay cool? Neck fans!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite kind of architecture? High-tech!
If you think giraffes are high maintenance, you should see their food bills!